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Easter Bradford (born February 6, 1979) is an openly gay singer/songwriter, actor, and temp employee.

[edit] Biography

Easter Bradford was born James Martin Blackford in St. Louis, MO. His mother was deemed unable to care for him, and he was placed into foster care. He was adopted at the age of 2 and a half, and renamed James Bradley Warnock.

Bradford is a useless fuckwad who fucked numerous people over and, most likely, continues to do so with no consequence. It is hard to write about the life of someone who seems to have nothing close to one worth writing about, and so I won't.

Ok, I will, you twisted my arm.

He's not really a temp, but he does like to sell Tori Amos products on the internets to non-suspecting people, pocket the cash and run.

He's also ripped off the Rape Abuse and Incest National Network RAINN, falsely claiming proceeds from his ebay auctions were going to the hotline and stealing Tori merchandise from their offices. In February of 2002, he was banned from RAINN's offices and official events, and the executive director had this to say: "Easter/James et al definitely does NOT have any authority or authorization to collect donations or sell merchandise using our name (or to use our name for any other purpose). I appreciate whatever you can do to make sure people know that." But then again, those stupid twats deserved to have their pussies pounded dry and don't need any support. At least that's what Warnock says.

[edit] Allegations of Fraud

There is some controversy surrounding Bradford/Warnock that is centered mostly within the online community of Tori Amos fans, where he is best known as "Jaymes Warnock". Specifically, it is purported that Bradford has ripped off fans of Amos (and others) through fraudulent sales on the internet. Though Bradford has admitted in online apologies that around the age of 17 he did get involved with some shady dealings of online music sales, he has consistently denied involvement in anything to the extremes insinuated by his detractors. There have never been any criminal charges filed, nor is there any record of a postal fraud investigation. Still, he is loathed in this community, and certain individuals even go so far as to extensively attack every detail of his life as an untruth (such as stating that he is in fact 28 instead of 24 years old.)

James' most recent alias is Price Howell.

==Discography

FRAUD AND THEFT UPDATE AUGUST 2, 2006

I recently had the severe misfortune of taking James Bradford Warnock into my home as a roommate, without having done a google search to find out about him.(Seems really stupid now) The consequence was $2,700 stolen in money orders, a $300 electric bill, $600 in rent he skipped out on, AND my identity stole to the tune of $6,000. I have filed felony charges against him and am following up with the Brooklyn Prosecuters to find him and put him in jail. Any information leading to his arrest and prosecution would be greatly appreciated. The only qualm I have about putting him in jail is that he will be too comfortable there, finally having been able to "Get a date". Please contact me at archblonde@yahoo.com with any information.

ps. he also abandoned his crap at my house as well as three live mice. found among his items was a Tori Amos book of music I presume was stolen from the NYPL.

James has also been known to steal obscure lyrics and attempt passing them off as his own.