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Name: Adam Thompson

D.O.B: 25/6/1963

Profession: Monkey Farmer

Adam Thompson was born in a corn field when his mother went into labour whilst sucking upon goat's nipples. Harry Potter is actually his father, and was not quite sure what gender Adam was. His 'penis' was mistaken for an ambilical cord. So he actualy has no penis. Afer growing up on a farm he decided to put all his knowledge to use and become a monkey farmer. He now resides with Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles, and are now expecting their first child.