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[edit] Omicronpersei8's stupid tripe

Goodness! Tripled, you say? Oh my, that's marvelous. Well done.

stop it stop it now ~~~~
“ I'm a bear on a leash, but even I know follow-the-leader comedy isn't funny.

Seriously. Come on.

 ”
 
— Satanic bear

This message was brought to you by the Bears for the Preservation of Endangered Comedy Council. ~~~~

Congratulations!


You are the lucky one millionth person to vandalize Wikipedia with a Colbert joke!

Here at Wikipedia, we have been conducting a pool regarding who the lucky millionth Colbert vandal will be. It is my honor and my duty to inform you that you are that person! Players in the pool have placed bets on the date and time of the millionth Colbert joke, as well as which Internet service provider the offender in question will be surfing with. It just so happens that not only does the winner of the pool receive a check for $8,000 from Jimbo Wales himself, but the author of the edit also gets half of that and an autographed photo from Jimbo.

Don't miss out! Claim your prize! You can do so by clicking right on this link. Please don't delay – $4,000 may go to waste!

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Thanks again for being a great asset to Wikipedia and an extraordinarily clever person! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 05:21, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Hi! I'm Zachary Taylor. You probably know me as the twelfth president of the United States, but did you also know that quit vandalizing or I'll block you?Thanks. ~~~~
Hi! I'm Zachary Taylor. You probably know me as the twelfth president of the United States, but did you also know that quit vandalizing or I'll block you?
Thanks. ~~~~

I LOVE THIS ONE! This is simple, yet brilliant. Thanks for making me laugh! Avraham 02:08, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Jam Jar Binks says:

“ Please-a stop posting non-free images! Meesa like free licenses that meesa oh screw it. I'd like a better picture too, but it's called copyright. Look it up.

This is so embarrassing. My life is half-empty.

 ”
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[edit] Semi-serious

Warning Here's how it works: Wikipedia has legions of patrollers tracking vandalism around the clock who can undo your edits, no matter how painstaking or stealthy, in the click of a button. It's very trivial and very easy to remove every trace of your editing to the site, and in the end your vandalism will not be seen nor remembered.

For your sake, please invest your time in something more constructive. The best that will come of your vandalism is that you will be blocked by an administrator in a short while. Your graffiti of Wikipedia articles serves no purpose but to waste your time and ours, so please stop now and consider your motivations for doing this and what the end product will be. ~~~~

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