Oh! Calcutta!

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For the Lawrence Arms album, see Oh! Calcutta! (album).
Billboard on Broadway in 1981
Billboard on Broadway in 1981
Oh! Calcutta! original soundtrack cover.
Oh! Calcutta! original soundtrack cover.

Oh! Calcutta! was a long-running avant-garde theatrical revue, created by British drama critic Kenneth Tynan. The show, consisting of various sketches on sex-related topics, debuted in Off-Broadway in 1969. It proved, once again, that sex sells, running in London for over 2,400 performances, and in New York for over 1,600. The show sparked considerable controversy at the time, because it featured extended scenes of total nudity, both male and female. The title is taken from a painting by Clovis Trouille, itself a pun on "O quel cul t'as!", French for "What an ass you have!".

Tynan had hoped that Harold Pinter would direct the production, in order to give it avant-garde legitimacy, but Pinter declined. (The original director was Jacques Levy, remembered by most now as the songwriting partner of Bob Dylan on his album Desire.) Most of the sketches (written, amongst others, by Nobel prize winner Samuel Beckett, John Lennon, Sam Shepard, Edna O'Brien, Jules Feiffer, and Tynan himself) featured the cast naked (including Bill Macy). Peter Schickele (aka “PDQ Bach”), Robert Dennis and Stanley Walden were the revue's composers, known as The Open Window. A pay-per-view video production played on closed-circuit TV in select cities in 1971, and in 1972 a motion picture version was also released — in both cases many cities and municipalities banned its showing.

A 1976 Broadway revival at the Edison Theatre ran for thirteen years, briefly becoming the longest-running play in Broadway history, with a total of 5,959 performances.

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[edit] The Sketches

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

These are taken from the 1971 production shown on pay-per-view.

[edit] Taking Off The Robe

The actors dance and remove their robes to the opening song.

[edit] Jack and Jill

A boy and a girl who just met are in their own playland, with the boy constantly trying to find ways to seduce the girl who is afraid of him because he's a boy. The girl is eventually raped by the boy at the end of the sketch and is comatose from the experience. Some recent film critics who viewed the DVD have taken issue with this particular sketch because of the comedic elements of the rest of the sketches, and felt that this set the wrong tone for the rest of the production.

[edit] A Suite of Five Letters

A song of five letters written by anonymous authors about their sexual preferences.

[edit] Dick and Jane

An uptight girl gets a lesson in loosening up after her lover is sick of her constantly stiff ways.

[edit] Will Answer All Serious Replies

A young couple start to rethink getting into the swinger lifestyle after meeting the middle-aged couple who answers their ad.

[edit] Delicious Indignities

A chaste woman is caught by her admirer, who then proceeds to learn that she isn't as chaste as he thinks she is.

[edit] Was It Good For You, Too?

A man participates in a sex study, and the whole experience ends up turning into one big farce.

[edit] Life Is Over Much Too Soon

A pre-filmed section, where the actors are nude outside doing interpretive dance.

[edit] One on One

Another nude interpretive dance.

[edit] Rock Garden

After a man rambles on about painting the fence and building a rock garden, his son talks about what girls really like.

[edit] Four in Hand

A newcomer to a masturbation game can't seem to think of anything to masturbate to. (Incidentally, and strangely enough, the first draft of this sketch was penned by John Lennon.)

[edit] Finale

Players come out to sing the final song and dance, also doing voiceover as to what the theater patrons are really thinking about the experience. Examples include: "She has pretty eyes" (the joke being that all of the actors are nude at this point), "How come none of the guys have hard-ons?", "That's my boyfriend -- that IS a hard-on," and "If they showed this in Washington, Agnew would shit!"

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Oh! Calcutta! in Culture

  • An episode of The Simpsons entitled "A Streetcar Named Marge", includes a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire, called Oh, Streetcar.
  • In a 1999 episode of The Simpsons entitled "Eight Misbehavin'", Apu cries "Oh, Calcutta!" during an intimate moment with his wife.
  • In 2005, drum-and-guitar breaks from a 1970 instrumental cover version of Oh! Calcutta!'s title song by funk group The Meters were sampled by producer Rich Harrison, to provide the main loops of the hit single "1 Thing" by R&B singer Amerie. In March 2006, punk rock band The Lawrence Arms released an album titled Oh! Calcutta! in a nod to it.
  • In an episode of Roseanne entitled "White Men Can't Kiss", Roseanne gripes about having to sew costumes for one of DJ's school plays, stating, "I don't know why they can't just do Oh! Calcutta!"
  • In his appearance on the 2006 "Night of Too Many Stars" telethon, Will Ferrell appeared via satellite as Robert Goulet wearing nothing but a half-open golden robe. "Goulet" goes on to tell host Jon Stewart that he's currently in Denton, South Dakota production of Oh! Calcutta! adding "that's the one where we perform in our birthday suits."
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