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Sometimes, when editing Wikipedia, articles, sections of articles, or lists will be 100% verifiable, but utterly worthless to the project. It's times like this that the information should be removed, because No One Cares.
[edit] Things no one cares about
- The number of freckles on Lindsey Lohan's face
- Filming mistakes from That's So Raven
- Britney Spears
- Paris Hilton
- Gundam Wing
- Your cat's hairball
- Your cat
- You
- Your Mom
- Your band
- Your friends, even if they are gay
- Your school teachers
- A book you wrote
- Your blog
- The company you work for. Even if you're in their marketing department and they told you to write an article.
- The 2006 Israel-Lebanon conflict :-(
- A five-second video of your friend wiping out on his skate board that has gotten 300 hits on YouTube.
- How many guns some Negima character owns
- What you ate for dinner yesterday
- Your opinions on Christmas or equivalent holidays
- Whether or not you managed to stuff beans up your nose
- Marvin the Paranoid Android's insights on life
- Left-Wing extremists | The Democratic Party | Politics | The Republican Party | Damn Right-Wing torture supporting extremists.
- Anything about how horrible your life is.
- Janicism.
- The ethics of slash pairings.
- Webcomics, especially the Cabals of editors.
- Your new rock 'n' roll burlesque troupe or roller derby team
- How horrible we true fans are to you anti fans.
- Whether or not Wikipedia is failing.
- The exact diameter of the first Death Star
- Lamar
- Harry/Hermione shippers
- Steve Jobs' bowel movements
- The Chubb Street Gang
- The similarities between Star Wars and Shakespearean literature
- Black people
- Paris Hilton
- Anyone named Will
- Anything that's Somebody Else's Problem
- Whether the Animaniacs theme song's lyrics say "pay or play" or "pay for play"
- Most of G4's programming
- Attempts to achieve peace in the Middle East - "peace in the Middle East" is an oxymoron.
- Tommy Tallarico's opinions
- A car's sticker price - literally, the price of the sticker.
- Whether Pluto is a planet or not. :-(
- Numa Numa
- The number of math problems you can get in one day.
- What's on TV.
- Add your own! After all, there are a lot of things no one cares about!
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