User:Nick Mould

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[edit] Nick Mould

Hello there everyone. I only just figured out that you could edit your own user page so I decided to add to it. I am a young male who admittedly, hasn't done much to improve the Wiki community, but being a user does have its benefits. Actual articles have been made on me, created by fellows that I know personally, which haven't lasted very long.

Throughout my childhood, I was bullied frequently by my so called friends, which largely created my pessimistic, cynical, unsympathetic outlook on life and the world. As my few friends all took great advantage of me and I was a complete loser at school, I turned towards knowledge, politics, philosophy and the arts to give myself self esteem (I wasn't cool enough for mind altering substances). I was then expelled from my school because of a failed avant garde art piece that ended up demolishing half of the site.

I then became a political activist, preaching on the dangers of our modern society while making money on the side as the head editor of the Daily Mail. Yes I was a hypocrite, but a rich hypocrite!

I also became interested in contemporary music, working as a conductor, and collaborated with Public Enemy and the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra in creating an orchestral rendition of the hip/hop anthem "Bring the Noise". I also joined the funk band Purkeliac as the lead tambourine player, but got fired after 5 months.

My later works include directory of movies such as: "lord of the man-thongs" (starring as sex-ron - evil homo-rapist), "The Mr.G Expirence", starring long time friend Will French as the lead (critsism were made at the graphic peadophilia scenes) and other homo-erotic films.