User:Mr.Chaos
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On April 8th, 1987, Christopher James Patterson was born in the small town of Renton, Washington. Brought into the world by James and Joyetta, he started his life slow and in poverty. For 3 years He had moved more times then he should have. While very young he was smarter then most kids and more athletic. At the age of three he knew most mathematical problems and all countries along with their capitals. Elementary School: During Elementary school, Chris was always the top student. From 3rd grade to 6th he was a straight A student. He won many awards and moved on up to Jr High early.
Jr High: This was a new thing for Chris as he had never seen people like this. The first person he ran into was named Steve Jackson, who was a huge freshman that was the captain of the wrestling team. Steve immediately smirked and punched Chris in the face. Chris fell over and had his first broken nose. But tears did not come out of his eyes, he held everything back. Chris joined the Wrestling team at Mt. View Jr High. He was one of the smallest in the group and was constantly undermined. Chris had his first match on March 26th, 1999 against a member of Steve's group, His name was Zach. Zach controlled Chris the entire match. At the end of the 3rd round, Chris gained momentum and took Zach down and knocked him out cold. Steve immediately berated Zach for losing to a freshman and beat him until he bled. Zach quit school and is heard to be living in a dump somewhere. As the months went by the Steve/Chris feud continued at the National championship. Chris had a record of 42-11 and Steve had a record of 55-0. Chris faced off against Steve in the finals. Steve went to clothesline Chris but Chris evaded it and locked Steve into the chickenwing and Steve passed out. Chris did not let go of the hold and was disqualified. Chris joined many other sports during his time in Jr High. He was an all-star in Track, Football, and Baseball.
Dark Times: After Steve had gotten out of the hospital, he vowed to get back at Chris for what happened during the finals. Steve had found out how good Chris was doing and got back at him in a bad way. Chris was walking home and Steve, Along with his posse, attacked Chris and injected him with a mixture of Crack Cocaine and Acid. Chris woke up on a plane on the way to Dublin, Ireland. Chris landed and immediately freaked out due to the injection in him. Chris passed out shortly after and woke up in a bar with a man named Hanson O'Grady. Hanson took Chris under his wing and taught him many things. During all of this, Chris became horribly addicted to drugs and alcohol. Chris had forgotten who he was and was placed in Rehab. Three Years later, Chris emerged in the best shape he had ever been in. Training with O'Grady came tougher as Chris learned how to use a number of weapons. He learned to use a crossbow that shoots 6 bows at a time, A machete that can cut through metal, and A special Bomb that looks like a football. Chris travels back to America where everything has gone wrong and he attends High School
Battle with the The G.P.R.C.M.D Symbiote: Chris went back and graduated High School and made many new friends. One day at a shin-dig, Chris was just sitting relaxing when something came up from behind him and started to enter his mind. Chris woke up again with a new look. This time he had a pinkish type armor with a face on the front that he could not make out. Chris's thought started to not be his own as he was doing things he would never really do. "You better love me" he kept hearing and wondering where it was coming from. One of his close friends, Josh, Asked Chris what the new look was for, Chris simply smiled and said "I like it." Soon after, people stayed away from Chris because he was not himself. Chris attempted to hang around people, but acted like a total douche. He sat in his room thinking of why this was and emotions began to take over. Chris realized what was going on as a girl came out of nowhere in his room and started to throw herself at him. Chris didnt know who she was or what she wanted but she had full control of him. She played with him and controlled him. She made him move in with her when he was fine where he was. One day, The Symbiote was acting up when the girl was around him. She whispered in his ear "You know what, we should get married" Chris replied with "Thats not a bad idea" $446 later, they were engaged. The friends of Chris were concerned and tried to get the Symbiote away from him but to no avail. Chris was alone now with the girl and the freakish Pink Suit. A friend had asked Chris to come over and hang, Chris got ready and all of a sudden, he was back to normal. No more Pink suit. When he was driving to the friends house, the Pink suit reappeared and attacked Chris. Chris was consumed more then ever and flew off the side of the road. Chris ran into the nearest store and went to the roof. Chris began ripping away at the Pink suit but it kept getting stronger and stronger. Another girl appeared underneath the building and Saw Chris battling away at the Pink Suit. "Patterson?" was all she could say. Chris grabbed one of his machete's and cut open the chest area of the suit and the face of the girl that had been living with her and was telling him to marry her appeared. Chris freaked out and sliced away at every little bit of the Suit. It took a different form for the third attack as the heads got rounder and the body's longer. They attacked and sprayed at Chris but he counterattacked with a Football Bomb and the suit was gone. Chris fell over and passed out. The girl who was below was walking away when some gross goop fell on her. She then fell over and became what is now known as the The Grizzly Penis Razor Cock Mongling Dyke Symbiote.
Present: Now Chris has joined up with an elite team of Heroes that do not have a name yet.
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