[edit] Solar Funnel Cooker
Take a look at Truth-Professor Steven E. Jones' solar funnel cooker. Is it just me, or does it look like an inverted you know what? I wonder, is this what Reptilian humanoids use to braise their dinner?
[edit] Disinformation Terrorist
Apparently, the Swedish Leftists think I am some kind of "Disinformation Terrorist". See [1].
[edit] Administrol
I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly, some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now. See this for relief
[edit] Into the Cruft Abyss
- List of Republican sex scandals
- Bush Crimes Commission
- People questioning the 9/11 Commission Report
- People questioning the 9/11 Commissions account
- People questioning the official American 9/11 account
- The Citizens' Commission on 9-11 (merged to 9/11 Truth Movement)
- Rationales to impeach George W. Bush (deleted & redirected to Movement to impeach George W. Bush)
- Dubya Dubya Three
- Bush Knew
- Nick Berg conspiracy theories
- The National 9/11 Debate
- Bush family conspiracy theory -- deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation.
- 9/11 Bin Laden conspiracy theory
- "Truth Movement" (deleted & redirected to TheTruth.com, the anti-smoking site)
- 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Jews And Israel
- 9/11 Jewish conspiracy
- 9/11 Jewish conspiracy theory
- 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Pentagon
- 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Flight 93
- 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - World Trade Centers
- Fascists in Christian Clothing: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
- Clueless newbies
- Clueless Oldies
- 9/11 Whitewash Commission
- 7/7 Truth Movement
- What Really Happened -- why? nn blog, completely conspiracy cruft, and the Afd was populated by meatpuppets/POV-pushers.
- Zarqawi PSYOP program -- redirected to the Zarqawi bio page, with cruft deleted.
- Reptilian Agenda -- what can I say about a subject like this and its author David Icke?
- Problem-reaction-solution -- nn sloganeering by the tin-foil-hat crowd.
- WikiProject 9/11 Truth Movement -- now if we could just delete the article, we'd be getting somewhere.
- Template:WikiProject 911TM -- heh, heh.
- Bellypunching -- attempt to promote weird fetishism
- Operation Expose The Government Terrorists -- all content was removed, and the page was redirected to Alex Jones (radio)
- JFK II: The Bush Connection -- this is getting funnier and funnier
- The Assassination of JFK JR: Murder by Manchurian Candidate -- don't you love this stuff?
- Great Liberal Backlash of 2003 -- POV-pushing at its finest, from one of the angriest journalists on the planet, Molly Ivins. Glad it's gone, but its loss will inflame this dude that keeps stalking me
- Police State 3
- InfoWars-- redirected to Alex Jones (radio)
- Participants in the War on Terrorism
- Nwowatcher
- The Big Wedding -- you're goin' down CT'ers, down!
- 9-11: The Road to Tyranny
- Tinwiki
- Bob Mcilvaine -- nn Truth Movement crufter
- Christian Faith and the Truth Behind 9/11
- 9/11 Synthetic Terror
- Assassination Science
- Martial Law: 9/11 Rise of the Police State -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter
- Crossing the Rubicon (Ruppert) -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter
- Daniele Ganser -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Daniele Ganser -- nn Truth Movement crufter and author of the sole source for all of the bizarre Operation Gladio articles. Would've been a Snowball except for the single keep vote by Self-Described Lord of All That is Gladio
- Tom Flocco -- nn Truth Movement crufter
- TerrorStorm -- yet another nn Truth Movement work
- Kevin Ryan -- nn conspiracy theorist
- America Destroyed By Design -- 9/11 conspiracy cruft video
- Christopher Bollyn -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christopher Bollyn
- William Woodward (psychologist) -- indoctrinates "9/11 theory" in his psych classes
- 9-11: The Road to Tyranny -- yet another nn conspiracy theory video
- Jack Blood -- can't get enough of those nn-conspiracy theorists trying to use Wikipedia to strengthen their notariety
- Genesis Communications Network -- yeah, if "network" means one guy typing away in his underwear
- Jason Bermas -- nn conspiracy theorist, deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
- Korey Rowe -- another Loose Change Looser deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
- Paul Thompson (researcher) -- redirected to The Terror Timeline
- Louder than Words -- deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
- Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove -- Alex doesn't live here anymore
- Controlled-Demolition Theory (9/11 Conspiracy Theory) -- horrific POV fork
- Template:Alex_Jones -- more CT'er-cruft
- The Nazi Connection to Islamic Terrorism (book) -- vanity press, violated everything in WP:BK
- Dylan Avery -- another Loose Changer video conspiracist. Straight delete.
- Wikipedia:Association of 9/11 All Sides Editors -- of which I was momentarily listed as a "bad editor". Oh well, it's resting in the Abyss now.
- Larry Silverstein's Comments On WTC Building 7 Collapse -- entirely original kook research, not one ounce of truth to anything said in the article that could be cited to an objective source. Mountain out of molehill at its finest. So much for 9/11 "research" -- pull it.
- Paul Joseph Watson -- co-hort of Alex Jones
- Oklahoma City bombing conspiracy theories -- 17 deletes, 1 keep. That says it all.
- Alex Jones' websites
- 9/11 Mysteries → Controlled demolition hypothesis for the collapse of the World Trade Center -- re-direct deleted
- Don Paul -- author of cruft Waking up from our Nightmare: The 9/11 Crimes in New York City. Gone.
- Progressive Press -- this one was a gimme.
- Chimpeachment -- speedily deleted as G10/attack page.
- Kenneth L. Kuttler -- nn conspiracy theorist. Not a single keep vote on that one.
- The Terror Conspiracy -- conspiracy cruft
- Mark Robinowitz -- crufter
- William Christison (CIA) -- crufter
- Andrew Veal
- Kathleen Christison -- nn of nn, wife of crufter
- Lori Klausutis -- that BLP-violating page is finally gone. Boy, what an ugly one! Even Jimbo Wales came down on the delete side on that one. Rest in peace Lori. P.S. And now, thank God, it's been permanently protected from re-creation.
- Michael Rivero -- non-notable whatreallyhappened.com blogographer
- Bush as Hitler -- deleted and permanently protected from re-creation. And which party is the "Party of Hate"? Good grief. Notice who the editors were on that one. And its companion at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bushhitler
- Alix Rosenthal -- not conspiracy cruft, but proof that Wikipedia's WP:C&E rules work.
- Cancer conspiracy -- fastest Afd on record 1 1/2 hours. Morton devonshire 19:23, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
- Coincidence theory -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Coincidence theory (second nomination) -- nn neologism original research responding to the label of 9/11 "conspiracy theory" label
  [edit] Flagrant-POV Central
If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow Wikipedia rules with respect to WP:RS and WP:OR you're likely to see on Wikipedia, go to Talk:State_terrorism_by_United_States_of_America.
[edit] "Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"
"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)" [2]
[edit] The "Truth" About Tin-Foil Hats
[edit] Favorite Music
[edit] Ridiculous But True
In the too bizarre to be fabrication category, we have the American Nihilist Underground Society, aka A.N.U.S.
[edit] Favorite Movies
[edit] What Makes Life Bearable?
Surfing outside Kaneohe Bay, Hawai‘i.(Comment:Big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)
Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.
I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade.
[edit] Should be nominated for Afd
[edit] Should be Created
- 9/11 conspiracy theorists and Holocaust deniers, but only if no original research is used and it relies upon reputable sources, of course.
[edit] Alex Jones Forks
Does Oprah have this kind of coverage on Wikipedia? About time for some merge/delete action?
[edit] Barnstar of Diligence
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The Barnstar of Diligence |
| Thanks for helping with the Afd of the Bush Crimes Commission and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it. Aeon 02:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC) |
Congrats SkeenaR 02:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Defender of the Wiki Award;Defender of the Truth
I, PainMan, hereby bestow upon you the title of Defender of the Wiki for your tireless efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and distortions generally and in particular with respect to the War on Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu Jamal").
I, MONGO bestow upon Morton Devonshire the Barnstar of National Merit, for all your excellent work in helping Wikipedia rid itself of conspiracy theory cruft related to the events of 9/11/2001.-- MONGO 04:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] For you
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The Happy Flower of Collegiality |
| For remarkable patience in difficult circumstances Tom Harrison Talk 14:10, 2 October 2006 (UTC) |
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USS Morton DD-948 |
| I award you this image of USS Morton (DD-948) for your fight against cruft. As far as I can tell it was the only US Navy vessel named Morton. The ASROC launcher may have been capable of carrying nuclear weapons, too bad they can't be used against the cruft pages you diligently fight. Keep up the good work. --Dual Freq 03:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
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The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar |
| For Coming To The Aid of The Damsel In Distress Mobile 01Talk 06:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
[edit] Barnstar of Defiance
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Elaragirl's Barnstar of Defiance |
| For your wonderfully sarcastic user page, war on stupid conspiracy nuts, and refusal to let the loonies run this place, you inspire me to fight on. --ElaragirlTalk|Count 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC) |
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks, man. Those pictures on your user page are just golden. --ElaragirlTalk|Count 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Yo've earned it
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The Editor's Barnstar |
| For helping to keep nonsense to a minimum.--MONGO 18:36, 4 February 2007 (UTC) |
[edit] Tinfoil Hattery
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The Tinfoil-hat Barnstar |
| Genius work on anti-nonsense--Tar7arus 22:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC) |
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