User:Mortified

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Mortified is the codename for a real-life person by the name of Philip Tong. He owns Africa, has control over most of Europe and and most of South America. He goes by many different alias, like 47, Raiden, and Mr. Byrd. His abilities include: moving freely through cyberspace, decent sniping skills, ability to take a couple headsdhots, ability to go on unstoppable rampages, pausing time, infiltration, Fifth Freedom, close quarter combat, stealth, causing mass destruction, assassinating, bribing, playing Magic cards, hacking, being lazy, editing Wikipedia for no reason, connecting to the Internet and rushing CTs (sometimes leads to godly amounts of kills).

Why did you take the time to read all that? (More importantly, why did I type all that?)

Now, I bid you all a goodbye and an apology for wasting your time.