User:Monkeyman

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Me in the Fall of 2004

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Contents 1 About Me 2 Contributions 3 Articles I've Started 4 Current Projects 5 Useful Links

[edit] About Me

Yes people, I am an actual monkey. Please don't stare. My brain chemistry has been altered to improve my intelligence and I have had special training from NASA engineers.

[edit] Contributions

Nonlinear programming, Operations research, Cash flow, Gary Coleman, James Stockdale, James Dean, Pearl S. Buck, The Good Earth, Timothy McVeigh, Ralph Nader, Dana Plato, Byrd Theatre, Richmond, Virginia, Up with People, Six-Day War, Payday loan, League of Women Voters, Amazing Race, Bodybuilding, Wal-Mart, Criticism of Wal-Mart, Leaning Tower of Pisa.

[edit] Articles I've Started

U.S.-China Spy Plane Incident, GAMES 100, Commission on Presidential Debates, Open Book Management, Christopher McCandless, Maude Maggart, David and Lucile Packard Foundation.

[edit] Current Projects

Operations research, U.S.-China Spy Plane Incident, Security and Freedom Ensured Act, USA PATRIOT Act.

[edit] Useful Links

Vandalism/Spam

• Spam project - Wikipedia:WikiProject_Spam
  
• Wikipedia:WikiProject_Spam#How_to_identify_spam_and_spammers
• Report here {{vandal|username_or_ip}} optional brief reason for listing (keep it short) -- ~~~~
• Dealing with Vandalism - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Dealing_with_vandalism
  
• Spam message - {{subst:spam1}}
  
• WP:Spam
• Sitewide Spam Blacklist
• {{Sockpuppet|1=USERNAME|evidence=[[Special:Contributions/USERNAME]]}}
• {{sharedip|CompanyName}}
• {{Cleanup-spam}}
• articles with Cleanup-spam tag

Deletes

• Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/#Current_discussions
• Speedy Delete - {{delete}} Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion
• Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion#How_to_list_pages_for_deletion
• Speedy Delete List - Category:Candidates_for_speedy_deletion

Policy

• Not a Dictionary Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_a_dictionary
  
• Wikipedia:Notability
  
• WP:CORP
  
• Wikipedia:Notability (websites)
  
• WP:BLP Bio of Living Persons
  
• Wikipedia:External_links#Links_to_normally_avoid external link policy
  
• {{nn-club}}) clubs
  
• Wikipedia:Notability

Citing sources:

• <ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/06/AR2006040601828.html|accessdate=2006-07-14|publisher=Washington Post|title=Bush Faces Rare Audience Challenge in N.C.}}</ref>
  
• {{citation needed}}
  

Other:

• {{PDFlink}}
• Categories - Special:Categories&article=Category
  
• Redirect - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirect #REDIRECT [[NAME OF PAGE 2]]
  
• Requested Articles - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requested_articles
  
• Wikipedia:Manual_of_Style
  
• Upload - Special:Upload
  
• Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship#Current_nominations
  
• Wikipedia:Policies_and_guidelines

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