User:Moni3

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!?	This user is a punctuation stickler.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

ANAL

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

This user is one of the handful of actual natives of the state of Florida.

This user enjoys painting.

SYN

This user is a synaesthete.

d'oh!

This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is interested in
art history.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is a member of WikiProject LGBT studies.

This user is a member of the LGBT community.

This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

Go Bulls! This user attends or has attended the
University of South Florida.

This user is a history buff.

This user suffers from Coulrophobia and hates clowns.

MA	This user has a Master of Arts degree in Gifted Education.

This user has a Degree and doesn't use it.

Moni3 (b. 1971 in Jacksonville, Florida) is a fiercely independent wiki-user, and I am clueless for the most part and doesn't wish to admit it. I will only add to articles when astonished that no one else has already done so.

I have a dubious mix of spelling, vocabulary, and grammar perfectionism with some memory loss and unused neural pathways so have the occasion to be embarrassed when I can't remember the word for something, or use the word "toaster" when I meant "antidisestablishmentarianism".

I teach myself almost everything and hate direct instruction. This works well in stuff like art on my website but is slow going here at Wikipedia.

I currently work in a law office in Gainesville, Florida (Go Gators!), totally wasting my master's degree in Gifted Education - from the University of Northern Colorado. Don't tell me I need to get a degree and use it for the rest of my life! Clearly I'd rather get a degree and do something completely opposite.

I'm an active poster at Curve Magazine Community and a total lesbo.

The more I am a student of human systems like communications, education, and bureaucracy, the more I'm convinced they are useless.

I'm a convinced Quaker, but not the oatmeal kind.

1 On Wikipedia
2 Articles I've Created
3 Articles I Watch and Get Upset When People Fuck With Them
4 Articles I Can't Add Anything To Because They're Already Too Cool

[edit] On Wikipedia

I am fascinated that Wikipedia mirrors so closely the errors that are evident in everyday misunderstandings and throughout history. Wikipedia, in its faulty presence and inconsistent contributions, errors, poor grammar, and vandalization, is like watching a train wreck in slow motion on a parallel track to all the bad relationships you ever had, and every example of alternate theories of history.

I came to Wikipedia in 2006, long after it began, and trust it not much at all. As mentioned before, I only add to articles that I'm astounded don't exist or lack in some way.