Modern Toss
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Modern Toss is a British series of cartoon booklets and books aimed at adults, and a television series based on them. It is the creation of Mick Bunnage and John Link; their company is called Modern Toss Ltd, also going under the name '*hitflap' (apparently a euphemism for 'shitflap').
The cartoons feature low-quality drawing, offensive language, violence, and satire of mundane life. Most of the printed cartoons are one page long and consist of one or sometimes a few frames.
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[edit] Booklets and books
Since 2004, four issues of Modern Toss have been published as separate small-format booklets. Some of the issues are partly funded by advance subscription, with the names of subscribers listed in the booklet.
The first two issues were also compiled into a book, Modern Toss Book, published by Boxtree.
In November 2006, Modern Toss will be published in the United States by Simon & Schuster.
[edit] Television
From 11 July 2006, Channel 4 broadcast a partly animated late-night television series closely based on the published cartoons. It includes live action, animation, and cartoons combining the two. The show has a voice cast that includes Mackenzie Crook, Doon Mackichan, Paul Kaye and Simon Greenall. The animated segments maintain the simplistic look of the books.
The live-action sketches ("i live ere", "Alan", "Drive by abuser", "Customer services", "Accident and emergency", "Citizens advice", "Illegal alphabet") were directed by Ben Wheatley. The animation was directed by Bunnage and Link.
[edit] Merchandise
There is also a range of Modern Toss merchandise, including T-shirts and tea towels.
[edit] Recurring cartoons
Though some of them are one-off, most of the cartoons follow recurring themes (or in a few cases loosely sequential stories). The following all appear in the publications and many also in the television series:
- Mr Tourette: a French sign-writer who produces offensive signs bearing no relation to his customers' instructions. This usually culminates in his customer being totally unhappy with the work and Mr Tourette calling them "some kind of cunt".
- Alan: a sociopathic, scribble-like creature who plays extreme practical jokes on his middle-class brother-in-law, usually involving Alan turning up uninvited to a social event, causing a large amount of destruction to the tune of "I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Real before running away, leaving his brother-in-law to shout "Come back, Alan, you wanker!"
- Prince Edward, Royal Entrepreneur: the prince tries to make money out of anything associated with the Royal family, no matter how tasteless.
- Customer services: embarrassing or strange complaints from customers; for example, a man resembling Moses calls up because "I bought this blender off you, and the instructions are in words! I don't even know what it is! What the fuck is it?"
- Work: conversations with disgruntled or complacent employees; for example, a man phones in from home, saying, "I've heard the printer's broken so I won't be coming in."
- 999: emergency phone calls from people in bizarre situations.
- Emergency services: people with bizarre health complaints.
- Insect Jackass: insects taking part in dangerous stunts.
- Daytrippers: two men discuss plans for various violent outings.
- Planet chat: everyday conversations between celestial bodies.
- Space argument: astronauts arguing on the moon.
- I live 'ere: a farmer who recounts his violent assaults on members of the public.
- Drive-by abuser: a man who shouts pointless insults at people he drives past. Often takes the following form, example for a traffic light:
- "You a traffic light then?"
- "Fucking looks like it an' all."
- (Describes attributes/typical behaviour of subject.)
- "Yeah, see you around."
- Fly talk: conversations between flies about humans they've encountered, sometimes mentioning celebrities including Chris Martin and 50 Cent..
- Home clubber: tedious conversations by people, post clubbing or having taken drugs at home.
- Weekend: tedious domestic conversations.
- Medieval Kneval: exploits of a medieval stuntman.
- Peanut: the saga of a disbanded pop group and their manager.
- Park: dog excrement related events in a park.
- Dogkiller: novel methods of luring dogs to their death.
- And what do you think?: vox pop interviews.
The following recurring cartoons are in the television version only:
- Gnat burglar: a giant gnat which sucks the entire contents out of things and injects it into other things.
- Underground wolf gobbler: a giant semi-human monster that pops up out of the ground and eats things.
- Peace & quiet: a man who seeks peace and quiet in his garden, but is plagued by noise from neighbours and others nearby.
- Barney: a man who periodically turns into a red Incredible Hulk-like monster at the mention of Alan Titchmarsh, and causes destruction in a mad rage, followed by embarrassment at what he has done.
- Illegal Alphabet: a large number of human-sized letters that congregate in a field to form rude words (including bizarre portmanteaus such as "pipecock"); they are then ambushed by police. These scenes end with a BBC Radio 4-style voiceover announcing e.g. "That was Illegal Alphabet in 'illegal piss meeting' followed by 'unauthorised shitcasket'".
- Sneezeman: a little man with a huge nose who usually hurts himself and destroys property when he sneezes.
- Seawalker: this has only appeared once so far in the television series - a man with very long legs walks out of the sea onto the beach, whereupon his legs are severed by people playing frisbee.
Mr Tourette and Alan appear to be flagship cartoons for Modern Toss, appearing on the covers of Modern Toss booklets and books and on merchandise.
[edit] Bylines
"Modern Toss the stench of excellence in world gone tits up."
"Catch you later, yeah?" both delivered by a trendy, posh-sounding woman.
