User:Midasminus

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Hello. I'm from Portugal, a beautiful country with no mythology (damn it!) If you want to spend a ruined quarter of hour reading this user page, go ahead, cause this is Midasminus user page, a name I did not invent. If you like any of this stuff, you here can see a small experiments list with functions made up by me, a quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian, a punch of quotes from some books, movies and people, and my folklore, the real one.


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[edit] Who Made This ID?!

[edit] Why of my User Name

I chose Midasminus for my nickname for some reasons:

  • It's the name of Lilo & Stitch's experiment 559, with unknown function.
  • It's the name of two greek kings, Midas and Minos (Midas had the touch of gold and the curse of the donkey ears, Minos builted the labirynth with the Minotaurus).
  • And it's also the name of a character of mine, from my comics Datjes (his name is Midas and his surname his Minus, but it comes together).

In Portuguese Wikipedia, my nickname is Gajodalfama (short for Gajo de Alfama, English Dude from Alfama), inspired in a sketch from Gato Fedorento's season Fonseca.

[edit] Datjes

Datjes is the name of my comics. As I'm only 12, I don't publish it, by I will some day.

Datjes are two small creatures, I don't know what kind of animal are they, and that's not important. In almost every strip, I'd make fun of the bad habits of people or daily routines happenings by putting the 2 Datjes doing them.

One is called Midasminus (or just Midas), my user name, :P, the older and the one of the two that has the biggest common sense, although it's low. His weight his posted as a joke many times, as his taste for food. He wears a blue cap, that is used as a symbol of fear, surprise or pain (making it jump off his head). The other is Gastonkock, (or just Gaston). He's younger then Midas, and usually bad things happen to him. He is also a chick magnet, and has a problem controling his hormones.

  • Midas represents the exagerated over-protection, the bossie attitud, the distraction, the animal love and the fanatism.
  • Gaston represents the exagerated love and sex, sex with no love, the self-love and comical violence.
  • The two characters are foragers, they move homes frequently and often steal food and stuff they need. The two together as a team resemble friendship and compaxion, but also misanthropism, ignorance, selfishness and stupidity. They would help humans and creatures if they have good reasons (or if they are threaten).
  • The two also resemble the unseen facility that there are in stuff, as they are small creatures, but as they are clever, they can practicly do anything with a plan (even if sometimes they do stupid stuff in the process). For example, if they want to steal a waggon full of cookies from girl scouts; Midas would steal one box of cookies and run away, attracting the girl scouts away from the waggon and leaving Gaston free to steal it.

I also write stories with no image about them:

  • And Now, for Something Completely Different (its name being parody for Monty Python's movie. This was for a project for school).
  • Datjes's Twelve Labours (parody for the Twelve Labours of Hercules. A lot of mythology in this one).

[edit] Thoughts:

  • Stories mustn't be written for the readers. Stories must be written by the writter.
  • The proof that dragons, faeries and elves are smarter than humans is that humans beings don't believe in them.
  • There's no point in looking for the peace there outside before we find the peace inside of us. (-- Buda)
  • There is only one way to keep peace: shoot everyone who wants to fight.
  • After João Firmino: There isn't poetry without life. Now I ask you: Could it be life without poetry?
  • There's a fine explanation why aliens don't take people to their planets. They saw how we left ours.

[edit] 4-Series

  • 400- Precious- experiments ruler.
  • 408- Berg I- too small for a dangerous iceberg.
  • 409- Gumshoe- spits gum to the place your shoe is gonna land, so you get your foot stuck. A small pink thin Phoon-like cousin.
  • 412- Char- bagel burner. A purple koala.
  • 413- Botulator- food spoiler. A red lizard.
  • 414- Crusty- moldy bread spreader. A blueish meerkat/ koala.
  • 415- Patter- single sock eater. A red and yellow turtle.
  • 418- Rosemary- flower stealer. A female cousin that looks like a rose.
  • 423- Filibuster- makes fireworks so you can't see the spaceships in the sky. A big worm that makes fireworks grow from its tail.
  • 428- Gameover- games reseter.
  • 434- Monochrome- color steeler.
  • 437- Honk- honker. A purple honk-tailed squirrel.
  • 441- Choppers- meat chopper.
  • 442- Moldavia- milk spender. A small brown cow.
  • 448- Diesel- diesel spitter.
  • 449- Bellyup- puts poor insects with their belly up so they cannot move.
  • 450- Sapsucker- sap sucker.
  • 452- Bob- computer virus.
  • 455- Mary- Jumba's lab bouncer.
  • 457- Hangnail- hangnail giver.
  • 470- Octopalmer- cards giver.
  • 475- Therman- Antitherm (012) fixer.
  • 489- Huggo- lifes squeezer.
  • 490- Stones- throws stones at everybody.
  • 491- Spikyhands- balls and baloons exploder.
  • 493- Enguard- sword fighter.
  • 497- Copywronger- makes Xerox machines go wrong.
  • 499- Brad- female experiments controler.

[edit] And Now, For Some Folklore

  • Abatwa, the smallest race of elves. They live in Africa, and they only reveale themselves to children younger then four years old, pregnant women and wizards. If a pregnant woman sees an abatwa, she'll know she's going to give birth to a boy. Abatwas are very sensitive about their size. They would ask you "from where did you saw us?", and you should answer that you saw them as they were huge, like "I saw you from a mountain" or "from the sea", or they kill you with their poisoned harrows.
  • Amphisbaena, an african glowing-eyed serpent with a head in each side of its body. They eat ants, and if they're cut in half, each half will live. To wear a dead anphisbaena in your neck would help the reumatism, and wear a dead one will help the pregnancy.
  • Dwarves, as the fae allways seem young, they allways seem old. They are very hairy, and have long hairs and beards. They make the magical and divine weapons, such as amulets. They are very trustful, and they're good warriors (although they are really bad riders). Their king is called the Alberich.
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