User:Michaelkvance

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I am Michael K. Vance, I reside in Los Angeles and am a programmer in the video game industry. I grew up in Coopersburg, Pennsylvania. I am currently finishing the Spider-Man 3 video game and so my attention to Wiki is essentially none at the moment.

My Wiki interests are ballet, role-playing games, guitars, obscure musicians, anti-terrorism special forces, Papal history, Middle-Eastern dynasties, and other odds and ends. My Wiki anger is aimed at those who do not properly use the 'minor edit' flag.

Some of my favorite Wiki prose, from the article Paris-Roubaix:

The manufacturers claim that this elastomer took nearly all of the shock out of riding the cobbelstones. Hincapie's Trek bicycle fared less well in the 2006 edition of the race as his aluminum steerer tube snapped with about 46 km to go in the race, causing him to crash and leaving him in pain and weeping on the side of the road.

Such eloquence!

[edit] Major Contributions

Treyarch

Aurelie Dupont

[edit] Reference

Wikipedia:List of policies