Matthew Boyce

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Matthew Boyce (born 13 August 1985 in Cheltenham) is an English cricket player. He is currently playing for Leicestershire.

Matthew hasn't had many chances in his short time at Leicestershire. He did however recently make his first appearance in a game against a touring Pakistan side failing both times with the bat.

Matthew attends the University of Nottingham, where he is about to undertake his third and final year of study. Matthew resides with five other males, who refer to him as 'Weasel' or 'the Weasel'. Matthew has had some fleeting relationships with females, one in particular in his first year. Matthew plays a lot of poker, and unfortunately has had some bad beats losing quite a lot of money, unlike his good friend Adam 'The Full House' Ray who has triumphed somewhat. Matthew is an excellent cricketer and was recently the 12th man for England against Pakistan at Old Trafford. Matthew enjoys socialising, stripy jumpers, body warmers and attaching his jumpers to table legs in clubs. A first class mule.

Opened the batting for Egerton Park from 2000-2005 with England & Leics Hero Stuart Broad. Idolised by many of the members down at Egerton Park for his classical batting and ability to accumulate big hundreds. Many players & Members dream that Matthew will return to the Club and score hundreds once again. A popular person down the Club, he was immortalised for once donning a leotard and inadvertently displaying part of his genetalia!