Category:Masturbation

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Doing Bill Clinton Choking The Chicken Pounding The Pud Spanking The Monkey Wanking The Willie Pumping The Peter Cleaning the pipes Bashing the organ Blowing Your Load Jackin' The Beanstalk Yanking Your Crank Firing The Surgeon General Holding Your Sausage Hostage Rubbing One Out Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands Tug-o-war With The Cyclops Slap Boxing The One-eyed Champ Squeezing The Cream From The Flesh Twinkie Making the Hooded Cobra Spit Pleasuring the One-Eyed, Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger To Siphon the Python Go Number 3 Banish a White Russian from your Kremlin Beat the meat Sqeezin for the pleasin Slapping the salami Polishing the Chinaman Whacking your One-Eyed Wonder Weasel Snowing on the purple headed mountain Playing with your Wiiwii Beating the Bishop Stroking the twinkie Jerkin' the Gherkin Putting the sock in the drawer Cleaning your socks (January is sock cleanliness month!) Baking the bread Making dick sick Polishing the pork sword Roughing up the suspect Bathing the clown Ordaining the Pope Making the beast with one back (deprecated) Editing the post Milking the Udder Caressing your spoon

or shity masturbation also known as U2 that band with those geeks that u just wish would go fuck themselves and die =D