User:Manishag007
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Hello every body...
This is a true story of Mr X and Ms Y, who never met each other. They only used to talk (or sms) each other for hours. Just to preserve the whole conservation, I am writing the whole story here.
Lets Start...
[edit] Forwarded Messages
[edit] Sardar
Mr: अर्ज किया है... जो दिल को दर्द दे, उसको दिलदार कह्ते है, गौर फरमाईएगा... जो दिल को दर्द दे, उसको दिलदार कह्ते है, जो सर को दर्द दे, उसे सरदार कह्ते है. 25.6.2006 10:41 pm
Mr: Sardar was unhappy on the birth of his son... why?? 'ईन्ने साल बाद... ईन्नी मन्नतो बाद मुझे मुन्डा होया, वो भी ईन्ना छोटा सा' 25.6.2006 7:42 pm
Mr: Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. Sardar writes Gandhi was a great man, but, ma ki kasam, i don't know who is jayanti 28.6.2006 11:26 am
Mr: Lady Doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khadi aurato ko kyo ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji app hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurato ko dekhne ka samay 9:00 to 11:00 am" 28.6.2006 2:09 pm
Mr: Sardar sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani aur ek khaali. Why? Kyuki pyaas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi... 28.6.2006 2:19 pm
Mr: Santa goes to buy underwear, on choosing one, shopkeeper tells it is of Rs.500.00. Santa: Are bhai daily wear dikhao, party wear nahi chahiye. 29.6.2006 7:55 pm
Mr: Doctor and Sardar loves the same gilr. Sardar gives an apple to her everyday. Doctor ask him, Why do you give an apple daily, Sardar: An apple a day keeps the doctor away... 29.6.2006 8:26 pm
Mr: Sardarji was looking at a wanted poster and was wondering: Sala! wanted tha to fotu kichne ke baad usko jaane kyu diya 30.6.2006 11:57 am
Mr: Darawani andheri raat ke sannatey mein ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha, Bhai, gabhra mat, ye sabh tere dimag ka vaham hai, Sardar-vardar kuch nahi hote. 30.6.2006 8:04 pm
Mr: Sardar: Kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift to do. Shopkeeper: Us pe free gift nahi hai. Sardar: Pagal samjha hai kya, uspe likha hai, DANDRAFF Free. 30.6.2006 8:09 pm
[edit] Funny
Mr: New style of proposing a girl... "I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and i don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother an sister..." 25.6.2006 10:41 pm
Mr: तबियत ठीक नही थी, तान्त्रिक को दिखाया, तान्त्रिक ने kaha tum par bhoot ka saaya hai. Kisi ghor paapi ko yaad karo thik ho jaayega. Isliye tumko message kar raha hu. 25.6.2006 10:55 pm
Mr: Fact 1: you cannot touch your lower lips with your tounge... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. 26.6.2006 5:32 pm
Mr: Open with love! Main tumse kuch kehna chahta hoon. Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaaye, wahi pyar ke teen akshar, the three golden word Sudhar Ja Yaar" 26.6.2006 5:33 pm
Mr: You look sweet when you read my sms, sweeter when read and smile. But, you look sweetest when u read, smile and reply. So try to look sweetest always. 26.6.2006 5:32 pm
Ms: Q: A guy breaks up bith his girl friend and pushes her down from the 24th floor. Amazing she survies... How??? A: New Whisper Ultra with Wings never lets you down. 28.6.2006 11:52 am
Mr: Dear international kanjus, thanks for not sending any SMS. you will win Bharat Kanjus Ratna award for inventing the cheapest juice called KAN-Juice 28.6.2006 11:57 pm
Mr: Ishwar ne pucha tumhe kya chachiye? Boy: hey bhole, mujhe Shridevi chahiye Ishwar: Beta she wears saries worth 25,000, you can't afford. Be happy with Mallika 28.6.2006 11:58 am
Mr: 16 girls swimming in a swimming pool. Suddenly pool got dry, Why? Kyoki.. Naya Whisper.. Sara Geelapan sokh le.. 28.6.2006 12:00 pm
Mr: Train me ek machchar ek chinese ke sar par baitha, vo usko pakad ke kha gaya. Phir ek machchar ek banarasi ke sir par baitha, usne use pakad ke chinese se pucha - kharido ge kya' 28.6.2006 12:04 pm
Ms: What is a fashion week? Where designers show there creation on models and models drop their clothes to show God's Creation 28.6.2006 1:32 pm
Mr: Arz kiya hai ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pehle hi Bakri kha gayi Wah! Wah!... 28.6.2006 2:02 pm
Mr: Chuha Hathi se: Sirji tumhara underwear chaiye Hathi: Tu mera underwear pehnega Chucha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi hai, tent lagana hai... 28.6.2006 2:09 pm
Mr: What's the best and the worst news you can hear at the same time from your girlfriend? Its when your girlfriend says you are the best kisser amoung all your friends 28.6.2006 2:10 pm
Mr: Define True Music Lover A girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes 28.6.2006 2:12 pm
Mr: Take my advice: don't take carry umbrella on a rainy day... Keep Whisper on your head, because ye ghanto tak geelapan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de 28.6.2006 2:18 pm
Mr: Cat: how old are you? Elephant: I am just of 5 years Cat: 5?? But you look so big Elephant: I am a complan boy Cat: I am just 30 Elephant: But you look so small Cat: I am a Santoor Girl 28.6.2006 8:49 pm
Mr: Delhi ke paas, Niazmuddin Railway Station ki Train no 6162 ke route ke third station Bharatpur ke ek chote se gaon ke nazdeek ke wale kabristan ke chowkidaar ke kabar pe baithe huye kitte ki aage wali right side ki taang ki tisri ungli ke nakhun ke paas chipke huye chinte ke pet mein rehne wale bacteria ke chromosomal DNA ke thymine Nuclelotide ke fifth carbon ke outer shell ke 4th electron ki kasam, sirf disturb karne ke liye message kiya hai... 29.6.2006 9:21 am
Mr: Zindagi ki raho mein jab bhi koi mod aaye - Kripaya indicater dein, horn bajayein aur mud jaaye!... 29.6.2006 2:10 pm
Mr: A Roman Girl asks an egyptian boy, What can you do for me? The boy replies, Come Behind the Pyramid! I shall make you a MUMMY
Mr: 10 messages for you. 1. Hi, 2. Hello, 3. I miss you, 4. How are you? 5. Hope you are fine, 6. Keep Smiling, 7. Take care, 8. God Bless You, 9. Be Happy, 10. Chalo ab reply karo... 29.6.2006 8:28 pm
Mr: Missed call ki apaar safalta ke baad... Ab Mobile par pahli baar... Missed SMS... 29.6.2006 8:28 pm
Mr: Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain. Maano ya na maano, har pal fariyaad karte hai. Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aap hi ko dikhnae ki MAANG karte hain. 29.6.2006 8:30 pm
Mr: Aaj khuda ki sharat samaz aai, is dharti par aapki hukumat samaz aayi, aapko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha, RAVAN ke baad kisiko to aana tha. 29.6.2006 8:31 pm
Mr: Today's Titanic's 94th anniversary, so every one requested to put their mobile into water for 2 minutes in memory of JACK & ROSE and True Lovers. 30.6.2006 7:29 am
Mr: Smile - is a language of love. Simle - is a source to win hearts. Smile - Creates greatness in your personality. So..... Brush your teeth daily.' 30.6.2006 11:58 am
Mr: Daato ko sahi rakhne ke teen upaye - 1. Dato ko roj brush karo. 2. Chocalate mat khao. 3. Mujse Panga mat lena. 30.6.2006 11:58 am
Mr: I met seven angels and they wanted to meet an intelligent person. I gave them your address. dekha?? unko kaisa ullu banaya... 30.6.2006 11:59 am
Mr: Gabbar: Are O Sambha! Ye SMS padhne wala Insaan hai ki Langoor? Sambha: Sardar agar SMS ka answer diya to Insaan, nahi diya to Langoor.. 30.6.2006 4:02 pm
Mr: Maine aapko kal kapde utarte dekha tha, aapne ekdum sare kapde utar diye the, please aap dheere dheere utara kijiye nahi to rassi toot jaayegi 30.6.2006 8:09 pm
Mr: A girl checked her weight 58 kgs. Removed sandal - 56 kgs, Jacket - 53 Kgs, Dupatta - 52 Kgs. Her coins were finished. A boy in queue behind her said, you carry on, I have coins... 30.6.2006 8:11 pm
[edit] Naughty
Mr: Ek lady apni salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai?? galat hi sochoge, answer is chappal 28.6.2006 11:46 am
Mr: Dear Customer, you are requested to switch off your mobile to avoid any burn injuries, as the sender of this message is very hot. 28.6.2006 2:07 pm
Mr: Girl: 1 sasta BRA dena Salesman: Ye 60 ka, Girl: Aur Sasta, Salesman: ye 30 ka, Girl: Aur Sasta, Salesman: ye 20 ka, Girl: Aur Sasta, Salesman: Chotu behanji ko do done aur sutli de 29.6.2006 8:00 pm
Mr: Girl: if you will try to kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy: Lekin yaha to dur dur tak koi nahi hai Girl: I know, but formality to kari hi padegi. 1.7.2006 8:38 am
[edit] Poetic
Mr: Sameto sitaron ko bahon main apne, bahut door tak raat hi raat hogi, musafir hai hum bhi, musafir ho tum bhi, kahin na kahin fir mulaqaat hogi. 26.6.2006 9:18 am
Ms: प्यार और नफरत इन्सान को बहुत कुछ सीखा देती है. नफरत मे वो कभी झुकता नही है और प्यार उसे ही झुकना सीखा देती है 26.6.2006 1:25 pm
Mr: Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya, dil aur jaan bhi di, phir bhi aaram na aaya. Har shaks tha mere saath par ek uska hi paigam na aaya. 26.6.2006 1:29 pm
Mr: Shararat na hoti Shikayat na hoti... Nigaho me kisi ki nazakat na hoti... Na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha... Jo Jahan me kambakht ye mahobbat na hoti... na hote ye sapne, ye khwabo ki duniya... kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti... na zulfo ki chhaya na phulo ki khushboo yado me unki ye raate na kat-ti jo na hoti mahobbat ye aansu na hote DIL bhi na khote aaj tanha na rote, diwano si apni ye halat na hoti Jo jahan me kambakht ye MÄHÖBBÄT na hoti.. 28.6.2006 12:17 pm
Mr: Dosti nazaaro se ho to kudrat kahte hai, Sitaro se ho to jannat kahte hai, Husn se ho to mohabbat kahte hai, aur hamse ho to kismat kahte hai... 28.6.2006 2:01 pm
[edit] Good Morning
Mr: Making a million friend is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend, who will stand by you when millions are against you. Good Morning 30.6.2006 7:31 am
[edit] Good Night
Mr: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you are चन्दा, I am star, night is meant for sleeping यार, so take your pillow and सो जा यार 25.6.2006 10:45 pm
Mr: A late night greeting doesn't only mean Good Night, it has a silent message saying you are my last thought at night, Take care and sweet dreams 28.6.2006 10:27 pm
[edit] Celebrities
Mr: Imram Hashmi ne apni girlfriend ko pahle Ashiq Banaya phir Choclate me Zehar de ke Murder kar diya aur kaha Kalyug me Aksar aisa hi hota hai. 26.6.2006 2:50 pm
Mr: Truth behind ignorance: why girls do not like Mahendra Singh Dhoni? Dhoni: I drink two litres of milk every day Girls: We cannot affort it... 28.6.2006 12:16 pm
Mr: Mika to Daler: O Paaji mainu bail mil gayi. Daler: Kitne me? Mika: 20 thousand mein. Daler: Kaun bola tha party mein kiss karne ko, utne mein to Rakhi Sawant puri aa jaati. 29.6.2006 8:57 pm
[edit] Quotes
Ms: Don't walk as if you rule the world but walk as if you don't mind who rules the worlds... thats called attitude rule of life! Keep Smiling 28.6.2006 11:55 am
Mr: you know why God has created spaces between our fingers? So that someone would come in your life and hold your hand and say you are my life partner 28.6.2006 12:02 pm
Mr: Life is different from a teacher. A Teacher teaches the lesson and then takes the exam. But Life takes the exam first than teaches the lesson. 28.6.2006 2:02 pm
Mr: The feeling of love + moment of caring + small small sharing + stupid fight + shoulders cry + be gather in pain = create a miracle called Love... 28.6.2006 2:16 pm
Mr: Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love... 28.6.2006 5:48 pm
Mr: In the canvas of life we often go off colour... But as long as people like you are there to add the right shades, life goes on to be a rainbow. 30.6.2006 9:23 pm
[edit] Friendship/Love
Ms: When there is a dark cloud in the sky, when there are tears in your eyes, remember there is a per son in this world who would rather die than see you cry and that person is me. 28.6.2006 12:00 pm
Mr: Did you notice that your cellphone got heavier with this message? because it contains lots of love, affection and prayers to keep you happy safe and always smiling. 28.6.2006 12:06 pm
Mr: Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water. For God sake, stop taking bath from now else i will loose my Sweet Friend 28.6.2006 12:10 pm
Mr: Friendship is what i offered to you... Peace is what I pray for you... Happiness is what I wish for you... But rememberence is what i need from you... 28.6.2006 2:17 pm
Mr: God said, what makes you happy? he expected me to say Wealth & Fame. But suddenly, cell beeped and your sms came. I smiled and said this makes me happy 29.6.2006 8:50 am
Mr: I think you are very Careless Person!! you came and leave things behind!! See now, what you have left?? you just came in my mind and left a Smile on my face... 30.6.2006 5:02 pm
[edit] Husband/Wife
Mr: Sadhu Baba: bachcha agar teri biwi se chudail chipak jaaye to tum kya karoge? Husband: Agar do behne gale mil rahi ho to isme harz hi kya hai 28.6.2006 2:05 pm
[edit] Written Messages
[edit] June'2006
Mr: My email is abc@abc.com - reply with your email address 25.6.2006 3:06 pm
Ms: what u will do with my email id? 25.6.2006 3:07 pm
Mr: Maybe i send some jokes, or for chatting... 25.6.2006 3:11 pm
Ms: ok no probs. Mine is xyz@xyz.com. Hey if u don't mind, may i know that r u married? don't take it otherwise, i am just asking... 25.6.2006 3:12 pm
Mr: Married??? if no what, yes then what? Anyway, I am not married. are you online? 25.6.2006 3:18 pm
Ms: at home dear, i think you are on net and chatting, right? Ok carry on. Ya, and send something good in my id 25.6.2006 3:19 pm
Mr: what do you mean by good??? 25.6.2006 3:23 pm
Ms: When there is a dark cloud in the sky, when there are tears in your eyes, remember there is a person in this world who would rather die than see you cry and that person is me. 28.6.2006 12:00 pm
Mr: Are you serious??? 28.6.2006 12:05 pm
Ms: Actually can't say that i am serious or not. because i don't know that what relationship we have. but let the things goes on... 28.6.2006 12:07 pm
Mr: You did'nt call me yesterday?? 28.6.2006 12:11 pm
Ms: Actually, i thought that you are busy somewhere. Thats why. 28.6.2006 12:10 pm
Mr: Truth behind ignorance: why girls do not like Mahendra Singh Dhoni? Dhoni: I drink two litres of milk every day Girls: We cannot affort it... 28.6.2006 12:16 pm
Ms: But i like dhoni very much. Because hi is very choclaty sort off. 28.6.2006 12:19 pm
Mr: What about two liters. just joking 28.6.2006 12:24 pm
Mr: Dear Customer, you are requested to switch off your mobile to avoid any burn injuries, as the sender of this message is very hot. 28.6.2006 2:07 pm
Ms: Are you really hot? please tell me first. 28.6.2006 2:09 pm
Mr: Generally people says, i am hot like vine. Cool by temperature and appearance and hot by nature and reaction 28.6.2006 2:15 pm
Mr: I resigned from my company, Now I am totally free. My time, my efforts will all be mine. Tried to call you but can't get connected. However, I am some depressed about my future. Anyway, I'm feeling much better from now. 29.6.2006 12:15 pm
[edit] July'2006
Ms: Apne ye to bol diya ki main apka dream dekhoon. Lekin us dream main kya dekhoon, ye bhi to bata dijiye. I am waiting... 3.7.2006 8:54 pm
Ms: Can you tell me, who are you? 7.7.2006 11:09 am
Ms: Comeon tell me. I can't recognize u? 7.7.2006 11:14 am
Ms: Very funny, you know monkeys are sweet too. It means you are sweet as money. 7.7.2006 11:45 am
Ms: I do many things. Me also sometime read message of duffer peoples. 7.7.2006 11:49 am
Ms: You know, I was damm sure that you are X. anyways, congrats for your new number. Hey, tell me one thing, that why you have taken only this number. Chal I will talk to you later. Having classes. 7.7.2006 12:17 pm
