User:Magashna

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The user Magashna is actually Dan Cole, a student from Boston, Massachusetts. He is super awesome and kicks old people. Some of his favorite movies are, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Punisher, and Van Wilder. Some of his favorite video games are, well, he doesn't have any favorite video games right now. He totally owns in dodgeball, Starcraft: Broodwar, and Don't shoot the Puppy. He has made a few animations, such as, Carrots and My First Animation, and is in the process of making, Buttons, and Why I Love Them, although, none of his animations are on the web right now since he is undergoing a site change, they will be up soon. He also enjoys photography, making terrible movies, and graffiti. He listens to metal and hardcore bands such as, Cannibal Corpse, Cult of Luna, Pelican, and Meshuggah. He likes fights but doesn't smoke tobaco or drink because he thinks they are stupid. Some of his failed sites are Bloody Crayons and Head on Fire, which he has basically aborted. He is working on his new site Loser Prodigy. Also, don't forget that Dan hates wiggers, Tom Cruise and the Nazis, but some of his heroes are himself, David Firth, and Maddox.