User:Maclean25
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[edit] THREAT DOWN!!!
If we are going to get anywhere as a community we must know who our enemies are. So, who is hating Wikipedia today?
5. Admins. There are rules, and then there are rules. Humans understand this, that is why bots are not admins. But many just try to enforce written policies and treat everyone the same. Admins who don't understand that some words don't mean what they say, and that some people don't need to be held to the same standard, are dumb and dangerous.
4. The Cabal. Though widely under-reported, Wikipedia is controlled by two dozen people, each with dozens of sockpuppets with admin powers. They use each puppet to pretend there is debate and concensus but there isn't; just a couple of guys drinking coke in a dark room screwing with you.
3. Inclusionists. These cruft-lovers don't live in an objective reality: to them notability is existing, the irrelevant must be stated, fictional worlds are reality, WP:PILLARS is negotiable, and Wikipedia must be all things to all people.
2. Armin Tamzarian. He lied to us!! He pretended to be an up-standing citizen and model employee for 2 decades, but in reality he's a no-good street punk! Editors must be honest with translating their real-life identities onto their Wikipedia identities. If not, all we can judge them on is their contributions!!
1. Trolls. They're hate-filled, disruptive and cancelled Arrested Development. These foreign troublemakers live only to see us suffer. So we must fight back blow for blow. Are you doing your part in our War on Trolls? Have you let loose a fit of rage on one today? I urge all of you to find one and send them a threatening or patronizing template now!
[edit] Opinions on British Columbia
1. The costs of the Wapiti power plant outweigh the benefits for British Columbia, especially for Dawson Creek which is downwind.
2. The Canada Line is the best example of pragmatism is British Columbia today. The Gateway Project is the worst.
3. British Columbia could be better named.
4. Nothing can go wrongo when we have Luongo.
