User:LukeSimm

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[edit] Luke Simmons

[edit] Reasons why he may JUST be gay

  1. He looks like a girl
  2. He sits with his legs crossed
  3. He has more female friends than male
  4. In reference to the above point, he has never had a girlfriend
  5. He has NEVER had a girlfriend full stop.
  6. He got 80% in an online test of how femminie he is
  7. He is capaible of having coversations without mentioning sex once. Very unmanily.
  8. When mentioning sex, he does it in an non-flirty mannar normaly impossible for males. So unmanly it's gay.
  9. He hates sports
  10. He likes reading, writing, music.
  11. He thinks about what he's going to wear
  12. He will worry about what he wears to certain events
  13. He is extremely sexist towards the female gender. Hence he prefers the male gender. --- Suzie
  14. He has a sense of humour very few people understand.
  15. He writes from the female prespective an awful lot
  16. He wears a pink bra most days. Okay I made that up. --- Suzie
  17. He has cheekbones :) tehe --- Suzie
  18. He likes Americanised Childrens Cartoons
  19. He recongised who Strawberry Shortcake is.
  20. He's trying to find as many reasons as possible that he can be gay
  21. Doesn't mind going clothes shopping with females
  22. He doesn't like the fact that I have a girlfriend. And I'm a guy with long hair.
  23. He said, as loudly as possible, 'I WANT HIM!' in a computing lesson
  24. He wants to dress up as Hermione Granger in order to impress Alex.... kinky...(edit: (alex) ewww....)
  25. He has a girlie voice and laugh
  26. He caresses his iPod in an overly sexually way...maybe he's a technophile...
  27. He sews
  28. He mentions the Gay List a LOT
  29. He is in the process of making his own clothes.
  30. He has defended Cross Dressing before
  31. Quote: "If he doesn't have breasts, I'm not interested."
  32. He once had purple hair.
  33. Quote(ish): "Alex, Ben said that I reminded him of you, so I have to ask... when did you have your last period? Never? SHIT! OUR MENSTUARATION CYCLES HAVE BEEN SYNCED!"
  34. He listens to music Popular with the Gay/Bi Crowd.
  35. He fancied Brian Molko when he was younger, and thought that he (Brian, that is) was a girl.
  36. Three words. Tori Amos Fan.
  37. "Maybe I should become gay. Then my lack of sex budddies can be down to socicity being against my sexualtly."
  38. Mana makes his private bits go all tingly, acording to Amanda.
  39. He cries at Grave of the Fireflies
  40. He loves the cock
  41. He has NEVER been in hospital from an injury caused by doing something completly stupid, but fun. what a boring life. -- hahnchen.
  42. He is not ashamed to admit that the only time he went to hosptial was due to his circimsision at the age of four.
  43. has never fired a gun. or a bow. or an air rifle. or anything remotly dangerous - Hahnchen (though he has handled AIRSOFT ¬¬ and PAINTBALL :D)
  44. in reference to above paintball point - Luke Simmons cant shoot for shit. - Hahnchen
  45. Luke Simmons shoots like an american, i.e. Friendly Fire. - Hahnchen

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by Kim that he found amusing

  1. god.. you have turned into a right little barbie doll

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by Matt that he found amusing

  1. Yeah but your mostly a guy
  2. Yeah, but the problem is that the only people that read your blog are your friends, and their not the average person
  3. typical, you think of feelings and it comes out as sexual

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by CALLUM that he found amusing

  1. Lukes just one big in-joke that only he gets (while describing to a person yet to have met Luke)
  2. Your opinions void, you like men

[edit] Things said by him that sound really wrong out of Context

  1. Yeah, I know. I suck orally (On my debating Skills)
  2. Matt, suck it
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