User:LuciferBlack

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This user has learned French from cereal boxes and Tim Hortons coffee cups. Bueno chaud!

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user is Canadian, eh?.

This user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via mail.

This user prefers cold weather.

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This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user enjoys pistol shooting.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user does weight training.

This user enjoys reading anything.

C₂H₆O-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user drinks too much Earl Grey, black.

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This user is an intermediate guitarist.

This user listens to Q107 Classic Rock.

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

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This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.