User:Lovedmc12
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[edit] About Me (The Serious Part)
I run a small computer consulting firm and video production company in Rocklin, California. I am also the technical director for a local high school and community theater. I am relatively new to wikipedia but I hope to make helpful contributions in the future.
[edit] Yeengwee malstein, or whatever that guy's name is
There is a certain fellow who goes by the name of Yngwie. He is really quite inspirational. One who hears his inspiration will indeed be a better person, much like a certain world. Such songs as Cherokee Warrior and Funk-a-tack are the fuel to the 50 gallon tank of my figurative gas-guzzling SUV.¹ If you haven't heard Yngwie's music, you don't have to kill yourself, but you should (or at least try).
¹I actually drive a '97 Acura Integra. Gets great gas mileage.
[edit] Sayings
Over the course of the last year, many sayings have been developed by Mr. Jasoon Bollashotcaller20inblades and myself which now permiate my subconcious. To some extent they are inside jokes, but you my find them hilarous as well.
- (you've got to) split the difference
- (you've got to) keep it ligit (too ligit to quit.)
- "thats quality"³ (attributed to something that clearly isn't, unlike Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force)
- Its all relative... In West Virginia
- The uh... What?
- (you've got to) keep it real -- also: keepin' it real (as in Acosta)
³probably misquoted from Dale Eckenberg
[edit] Stein
"Stein" is an old word that can't be used as any part of speech. It isn't most commonly used as an adjective or verb, but rather as a friggensteiner. I first heard this word used by the infamous Mr. Bollashotcollartwentyinchblades, Soon Rice-a-roni, Benson Ouch, and Mattie Shoelaceless and I try to spread it's use anywhere my adventures take me.
Examples of the word's use:
- Stein (as an exclamation) -- Oh Stein!
- Steins (as a verb) -- That really steins. He really steins. They Stein. (NOTE: this use of Stein doesn't even exist)
- Steining (verb present progressive) -- This morning I was just sitting there steining when I was interrupted...
- Steiner (noun, kind of like a heckensteiner) -- "I was just sitting there being a good little steiner..."²
- Steined (verb, past tense) -- Yeah, I pretty much steined that project.
- heckensteined (heckenstein, past tense) -- (adding hecken before any conugation of stein makes it more intense, kind of like a heckensteiner) "I really heckensteined that one up." --Note: not even proper use of the word heckenstein, which is exclusively a noun, although for some reason the word heckensteiner exists as well
- friggenstein -- "Yngwie malmsteen is a friggensteiner. And have you seen big J double T lately?"
- cruddingstein -- You don't get the idea if you're a cruddingsteiner. Get it?
²I can safely say that the moment I heard these words first uttered changed my life forever. Kinda.
