User:LoganK

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Hi! I'm Logan Kriete, an average Wikipedian. I spend a lot of time reading Wikipedia articles; not as much editing them, though. I'd like to take a more active role in the community, though.

Here are the pages I've created (although I've created a few more anonymously and I forgot to post them here):


This past year (2006) I created two April Fools day pages as pranks; they were under an anonymous account called "Treec" (and my IP address) and were the "l33t"-ifying of the "Leet" article and the creation of Wikipedia's IPU (Intentional Prank Unit).


I have just a few userboxes below:

This user agrees with the general principals of evolution.
Image:Face-sad.svg‎ This user isn't very good at making userboxes.



This user Avoids the noid.



Quoth this user, "Nevermore"



This user asks why is the rum always gone?




This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Like Jimmy Buffett, this user likes 'em with "lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes..."
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
Pulp Fiction This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system.
BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!
TIME This user was named TIME Person of the Year.
This user hates MySpace. A lot.
H This user believes that everybody lies.


W&N This user is Nerdy in the extreme, Whiter than sour cream


When time travel is invented, this user will go back to the 1980s.
Wikipedian here since 2007-01-20!
This user plays Tetris
This user is interested in Pi.


... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
to / too
/ two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
their / there / they're This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help.
!? This user is a punctuation stickler.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
, This user fixes comma splices as they are annoying.
its/it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic]
“…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”, do you?
ə This user is a Grammar nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever.
c-1 This user is a beginning C programmer.
bas-3 This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.
c++-1 This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
c#-1 This user is a beginning C# programmer.
php This user can program in PHP.
vb.net-4 This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.
vb-4 This user demands you recognize him as an expert Visual Basic programmer.           OrElse...
as This user knows ActionScript.
bash This user is a bash scripter.
batch-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html> This user can write HTML.
js-4 This user is an expert JavaScript coder.
mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.
re-2 This user is an intermediate regular expression programmer.
sql This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys.
vbs This user can program in VBScript.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the Wikipedia language
xml This user can write XML.
xhtml This user can write XHTML.
This user has a pet Dog.
@ This user can be reached by email at address email address.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is yourscreenname.
G
talk
This user's Google Talk screenname is yourscreenname.
ICQ This user's ICQ UIN is youruin.
MSN This user uses MSN Messenger and his/her e-mail address is youraccount
YIM This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is yourscreenname.
* This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!
Web Soon This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.
digg This user is a contributor to Digg.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
BS
This user's internet service provider is BellSouth.
iTunes
This user contributes while using
iTunes 7.0.2.
Gaim This user uses Gaim to chat on AIM, IRC, and other networks.
This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
The VandalProof lock Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof.


This user uses BitTorrent
This user uses Azureus.
P2P
This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.
This user is using a web browser.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
os This user is using an operating system.
XP This user uses Windows XP.
This user contributes using Windows , and will never use Mac.
OSrc This user contributes to Open Source Projects.
This user contributes using Linux.
Ub This user contributes using Ubuntu.
This user contributes with Fedora Core.
This user contributes with GNOME.
w/l This user has a dual boot configuration.
This user contributes using Nano.
NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.
This user contributes using a PDA.
BT
This user contributes using a Bluetooth device.
This user contributes using a phone.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user contributes using a PC.
HD DVD
This user supports
HD DVD.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
IP This person's IP is Your IP.
>56k This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user is on a diet.
This user is an omnivore.
This user has been known to eat a Hot Dog on occasion.
This user eats cheese.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats potato chips.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user eats Granny Smith apples.
This user practically inhales jalapeños.
This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user loves pasta.
This user eats chicken.
This user loves brownies.
This user eats chocolate.
This user likes to eat peeps!
This user eats cookies.
This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user drinks water regularly.
B This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.
This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.


Coke This user drinks Coca-Cola.
C2H6O-0 This user is a non-drinker.
Duff This user drinks Duff Beer.
You just lost the Game.
GAME This user plays "the Game".
This user is a Sudoku addict.
This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.
WROD Hits sure silke dingo nags a ram.
This user is a BoardGameGeek.
This user enjoys playing chess.
This user is a Jenga master.
This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
Cards This user enjoys playing cards.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
This user enjoys playing poker.
This user plays with a full deck.
cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer.
This user is addicted to computer and video games.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
game
dev
This user is interested in computer and video game development.
This user is a modder.
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

Region 0
This user is opposed to regional lockout.
This user prefers to play games on a personal computer.
This person prefers to play games on a laptop.
This user hates the PlayStation 3, because, hey, it costs $600!
This user still plays games on the NES.
47 This user plays the Hitman video game series.
This user likes to ride lines.
This user plays games in the Mario series.
This user is or wishes he/she were a Sim.
SSB This user is a Super Smash Brother!
This user plays Pac-Man.

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This user plays various breakout-style games


This user plays Tetris.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
This user is interested in ancient Greece.
This user loves the history of the United States.
This user is interested in Criminology
Logo This user Loves knowledge.
This user enjoys rock music.
XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
 This user enjoys cooking.
This user enjoys filmmaking.
This user enjoys origami.
This user enjoys photography.
This user enjoys woodworking.
This user enjoys writing.
This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys!
This user does not smoke.
This user is a Lego enthusiast


This user has just sunk your battleship.
  1. REDIRECT User: Major Despard/Userboxes/Cluedo
This user enjoys juggling.
WIB? This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?.
EAG This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.
This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts.
This user is a member of the Boy Scouts of America.
XBSA This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.
a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.
SI This user measures both in metric system and American system units. ft-lb
1+1=10 This user likes binary.
5+5=10 This user likes decimal.
6×9=42 This user jokes in base 13.
\int e^x dx | I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

Pi = 3.1415926535897932384626...
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
\sum_{n=1}^{\infty}{x^n \over n!} This user loves problem solving.
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]
>_< This person dislikes anime.
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.
DON'T PANIC This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels
C&H This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
D This user reads Dilbert.
G This user reads Garfield.
This user enjoys comics.
Superman This user is neither a bird nor a plane.
Webcomics-5 This user reads webcomics.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user is in a glass case of emotion.
AP
This user doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!
Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.
This user is a man-eating talking plant.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
Pulp Fiction This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system.
This user should have bought a squirrel.

! *This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!
This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.
PotO This user is past the point of no return.
PRODUCERS
This user keeps it gay!

Matrix This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
This user is a Jedi.
This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!
CSI This user follows the evidence.
LTI This user Embiggens Wikipedia with their Cromulent editing!
Fr This user is a fan of Friends.
SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld .. not that there's anything wrong with that!
WLIIA This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Idol This user watches American Idol.
This user plays the drums.
This user plays the piano.
cRap This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.
rent This user is a Renthead.
W This user mourns the Wicked.
* This user needs more cowbell.
This user has an iPod.

User:UBX/film Score

AC/
DC
This user is a fan of AC/DC.
ABB This user is a ramblin' man looking for some good clean fun.
This user loves The Beatles.
BJ
This user is livin' on a prayer.
HBFS
This user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
DP This user is a fan of Deep Purple.
Q This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...
CASH
This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen.
This user likes the blues of Muddy Waters.
ItAT This user can feel it coming In the Air Tonight, Oh Lord.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
Mendel is this user's
chromeboy.
This user loves Calculators.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user's favourite subject is Computing.
IQ This user's Intelligence quotient is ##.
This user considers himself self-educated.
8-)
This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.
:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
|\|0 This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!
☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
This user is nearsighted.
This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.
This user is right-handed.
This user is against smoking.
This user is a kid at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.
This user is an ageless Immortal.
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Italian ancestry.
This user is a network or communications engineer and designs the internet so you don't have to.
This user is a code monkey.
This user is a computer system administrator.
This user is a systems analyst.
This user is a software engineer.
This user is a professional webmaster.
Today is March 31, 2007.
This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
No ads This User is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Info
Box
This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.
Quality, not quantity. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
pox This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.


This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user is NOT known for taking himself too seriously.
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
I This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
O This user is a fan of Observational comedy.
SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
Who This user knows Who's on First.
This user lives in Florida.
This user is from Brooklyn, New York, United States of America.
1337 7|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
pig-4 Isthay useryay eaksspay Igpay Atinlay atyay ayay earnay-ativenay evellay.
... This user would like to know all existing languages.
AYB
All Your Base Are Belong To This User!
gk This user is a geek.
This user may or may
not be Mr Ducky.
..... This user is a professional procrastinator.
non This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT


This user has a sense of humour
and shows it on their userpage.
This user has a sense of humour
and shows it in their userboxes.
IP This person's IP is 127.0.0.1.
1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
1337 This user is elite.
This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!


THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.