List of songs about masturbation
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This is a list of songs about masturbation, as deliberately intended by their lyricists.
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Top - 0–9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z |
[edit] A
- "AA XXX" by Peaches
- "Across the Sea" by Weezer
- "Addicted" by Living Legends
- "All By Myself" by The Heartbreakers
- "All By Myself" by Green Day
- "The Amazing Willy Wanker" by Adam Sandler
- "Auto-Manipulator" by Crispin Hellion Glover
- "Awesome Fantasies" by Applied Communications
[edit] B
- "Bank of Boston Beauty Queen" by Dresden Dolls
- "Barrel of a Gun" by Guster
- "Beat it Upright" by Korn
- "Beat On / Beat Off" by The Presets
- "Be My Girl - Sally" by The Police
- "Been Caught Wankin'" by TISM
- "(He's My) Best Friend" by Jellyfish
- "Be Stiff" by Devo
- "Betty's Worry or the Slab" by Hunters & Collectors
- "The Big M" by Lust Control
- "Billy Liar" by The Decemberists
- "Bitch of Living, The" by Spring Awakening
- "Boys Light Up" by Australian Crawl
- "Bracelets of Fingers" by The Pretty Things
- "Bullet" by The Misfits
- "Bustin' a Nutt" by Tub Ring
- "But Not Tonight" by Depeche Mode
[edit] C
- "Capitol P" by Mindless Self Indulgence
- "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel
- "Chokin' the Gopher" by Pat McCurdy
- "Claire Danes Poster" by Size 14
- "Coin Operated Boy" by The Dresden Dolls
- "Come To Me" by JC Chasez
- "Communist Daughter" by Neutral Milk Hotel
- "Crunch" by Bumblefoot
- "Cumming into My Own" by Lunachicks
- "Come" by Prince
[edit] D
- "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol
- "Dick" by King Missile
- "Dirty Dream Number Two" by Belle and Sebastian
- "Doing Laundry" by Nerf Herder
- "Dreaming From The Waist" by The Who
- "Darling Nikki" by Prince
[edit] E
- "Eat to the Beat" by Blondie
- "Electrobix" by Scissor Sisters
- "Everyday I Die" by Tubeway Army
[edit] F
- "Fack" by Eminem
- "Faster" by Third Eye Blind
- "Femtex" by Therapy?
- "Fight for Your Right to Masturbate" by Nerf Herder
- "Fingers" by P!nk
- "Firin' the Surgeon General" by Roy Zimmerman
- "First Orgasm" by The Dresden Dolls
- "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
- "Forgiven" by Alanis Morissette
- "Freeek!" by George Michael
- "Friggin' in the riggin" (Traditional) by The Sex Pistols
[edit] G
- "Get a Grip" by Semisonic
- "Get Off" by The Dandy Warhols
- "Getting Off" by Korn
- "The Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle
- "Get A Grip On Yourself" by Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
- "(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)" by The Stranglers
- "Give Yourself a Hand" by Crash Test Dummies
- "Good Girls Go to Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)" by Jim Steinman
- "Go with the Flow" by Queens of the Stone Age
- "Get Ready" by Anastacia
[edit] H
- "Ham on the Bone" by GWAR
- "Hands on Experience" by High and Mighty
- "Hands on Experience" by Company Flow
- "Handyman" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
- "Have a Wank" by Kunt and the Gang
- "Hey Masturbator" by Tom Green
- "Holding My Own" by The Darkness
- "Homemade" by Sebadoh
- "He's My Best Friend" by Jellyfish
- "Hello Kitten" by Hefner
- "Hello Time Bomb" by Matthew Good Band
[edit] I
- "Icicle" by Tori Amos
- "I Don't Need A Man" by Pussycat Dolls
- "If I Can't Have You, (I'll Have Myself)" by The Fryalators
- "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls
- "I Wanna Fuck Myself" by GG Allin
- "Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section
- "I'm A Wanker" by Ivor Biggun
- "I'm Bored" by Iggy Pop
- "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" by Roxy Music
- "In the Car" by Barenaked Ladies
- "Innocent X" by Therapy?
- "The Internet Is for Porn" from the musical Avenue Q
- "Internet Porn" by DaVinci's Notebook
- "Into The Woods" by My Morning Jacket
- "It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) by Barenaked Ladies
- "It's Time To Party" by Andrew W.K.
[edit] J
- "Jack U Off" by Prince
- "Jerkin' Back and Forth" by Devo
- "Jerkit Circus" by Digital Underground
- "Jerk It Out" by Caesars
- "Jizzlobber" by Faith No More
[edit] K
- "The Keys To Your Ferrari" by Thomas Dolby
- "Kleenex" by Generation X
[edit] L
- "Longview" by Green Day
- "Letter to my Penis" by Rodney Carrington
- "Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone" by Gomez
[edit] M
- "Magazines" by Brand New
- "Make Me Bad" by Korn
- "Making Love To Yourself" by Golden Earring
- "Man Ray" by The Futureheads
- "Masturbates" by Mindless Self Indulgence
- "Masturbation" by BeNuts
- "Masturbation Blues" by David Allan Coe
- "Masturbating Smile" by Kuroyume
- "Masturbating the War God" by Nile
- "Miss Michigan" by Mustard Plug
- "Mister Richard Smoker" by Ween
- "Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
- "Mental Masturbation" by Jackyl
- "Mother Fist" by Marc Almond
- "Mr. Hand" by Mucky Pup
- "Murder Ink" by Dr. Dre
- "Murder Murder Murder" by Twiztid
- "Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew" by Scatterbrain
- "Muscle of Love" by Alice Cooper
- "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry
- "My Mind is a Muffler" by Arab on Radar
- "Mystery Dance" by Elvis Costello
- "My Hand Is My Best Friend" by Keep Left
- "Masturbation in der Sonne" by Mutabor
[edit] N
- "Nasty Habits" by Oingo Boingo
- "National Health" by The Kinks
- "Neilhouse" by the Ataris
- "No Bone Movies" by Ozzy Osbourne
- "Not Home" by Stephen Lynch
[edit] O
- "Ode to Masturbation" by Two Guys
- "On the DL" by The Pharcyde
- "One Time For Me" by Reverend Horton Heat
- "Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet
- "Orgasm Addict" by Buzzcocks
- "Orgy of One" by The Meatmen
[edit] P
- "Páginas Pegadas" by Attaque 77 (translates to `Sticky Pages´)
- "Party By Myself" by Flashlight Brown
- "Paulina" by No Doubt
- "Penetration in the Centerfold" by Devo
- "The Perfect Kiss" by New Order
- "Pet Names for Genatalia" by Tom Green
- "Phoebe Cates" by Fenix TX
- "Pictures of Lily" by The Who
- "Pink Killer" by Dir en grey
- "Photograph" by Def Leppard
- "Playmate of the Year" by Zebrahead
- "Potential People" by Bubblemath
- "Powertool" by Gardenian
- "Praying Hands" by Devo
- "Private Joy" by Prince
- "Protex Blue" by The Clash
- "Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello
[edit] Q
[edit] R
- "Rattlesnake Shake" by Fleetwood Mac
- "Right Hand-o-Rama" by The Network
- "Right In Time" by Lucinda Williams
- "Roll Yer Own" by Jethro Tull
- "Rosie" by Jackson Browne
- "Rose Darling" by Steely Dan
- "Rubbing the Elf" by Diesel Boy
[edit] S
- "Sex Machinegun by Sex Machineguns
- "Sex With Someone You Love" Ian McNabb
- "Shadow Zone" by Static-X
- "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper
- "She's Vibrator Dependent" by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
- "Silence Kit" by Pavement
- "Sincerely, Me" by Better Than Ezra
- "Six Minute Workout" by The Greaseman
- "Sleep Forever" by Bree Sharp
- "Smut" by Skyhooks
- "Somebody's Got An Erection" By The Cinnamen
- "Spank Thru" by Nirvana
- "Squeeze Me Macaroni" by Mr. Bungle
- "St. Swithin's Day" by Billy Bragg
- "Stroke Happy" by J-Zone
- "Summerbaby" by Polaris
[edit] T
- "Take Care" by Janet Jackson
- "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch
- "Tamborine" by Prince
- "Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones
- "Telephone Masturbator" by Pork Dukes
- "That's Good" by Devo
- "The Holiday Song" by Pixies
- "The Most Wonderful Girl" by Lords of Acid
- "The Winker's Song" by Ivor Biggun
- "Thinking of You" by A Perfect Circle
- "Tits on the Radio" by Scissor Sisters
- "Tonight I Fancy Myself" by The Beautiful South
- "Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)" by The Drive-By Truckers
- "Touch Myself" by T-Boz
- "Touch of My Hand" by Britney Spears
- "Toyz" by Missy Elliott
- "Try Not To Think" by Easyworld
- "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
[edit] U
- "Undercover Angel" by Alan O'Day
- "U + Ur Hand" by Pink
- "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by The Bloodhound Gang
[edit] V
- "Vaseline and a Magazine" by Nobodys
- "Vibe On" by Dannii Minogue
- "Vibrate" by OutKast
- "Vibrator" by Motörhead
- "Vibrator" by Electric Six
- "Villa Rose" by Blur
- "Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down
- "Volantín" (Kite) by Chancho en Piedra
[edit] W
- "Waggy" by Blink 182
- "Wank" by Out of Your Mouth
- "Walk With An Erection" by Swinging Erudites
- "Warm Hand on a Cold Night (A Tale of Onesomes)" by Cephalic Carnage
- "Weenie In A Bottle" by Hawaiian Ryan
- "Wiggle Stick" by Reverend Horton Heat
- "Wiggley Fingers" by Patty Griffin
- "When I Think of You" by Prozzak
- "The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red-nosed Burglars
- "White Knuckles" by Foetus aka J. G. Thirlwell
- "Why Bother?" by Weezer
- "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too!" by Say Anything
[edit] X
[edit] Y
- "You'll Never Get Cheated By Your Hand" by Stumblebum
- "Your Electronic Friend" by Pat McCurdy
- "You're Makin' Me High" by Toni Braxton