List of songs about drinking

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Contents: Top - 0–9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

[edit] 0-9

They ask me about things I just don't know. It was 2000 brain cells ago ..
  • "40 Oz." by D12
  • "15 beers ago" by Deaf Pedestrians
  • "40 Oz. Casualty" by The Casualties
every night when we go drink, I don't care what people think
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz. to Freedom, so I'll take that walk.
Yeah, I'm gonna drink it all up, oh my ale is dear. Yeah, I'm gonna go get messed up, oh my ale is dear
So give me five shots of whiskey, to help kill the misery...

[edit] A

And just cause he's had a couple of cans
He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead..
  • "Another One For Me" by It's Pouring On Our Heads
  • "A Drinking Song" by The Divine Comedy
We're drinking till none of our livers are left...
one summer evening drunk to hell I sat there nearly lifeless...
  • "Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder" by Jason Webley
  • "Absolutely Wasted" by Sporting Riff-Raff
Wanna have a party now in this place,
Get plastered, pasted, absolutely wasted...
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why...
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself...
Alcohol, leavin' me dry. Now it's time for pie.
you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me...
No doubt about it, i can't live without it alcohol...
"demon alcohol, sad memories I can recall..."
  • "Alcohol" by The Long Tall Texans
  • "Alcohol" by Tankard
  • "Alcoholic Blues" (Prohibition-era song)
  • "Alcohol My Only Friend" by Start Trouble
"Let's get f*cked up. Give me a cup I'll drink 'till I throw up. Alcohol, my only friend..."
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday...
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice,
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
  • "All The Tequila In Tijuana" by Kevin Fowler
Goin down to Mexico and drinkin 'em dry...
I just started drinking to forget
but I don't think the worst has happened yet
In the port of Amsterdam there's a sailor who drinks
And he drinks and he drinks and he drinks once again...
Curse abstinence and temperance, come celebrate insouciance and join us in another drinking song.
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloways sore throat expectorant
After-shave and disinfectant
Parazone and Fairy Liquid
If it's in a glass you'll drink it
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share
  • "August smells of alcohol" - Never Stop

[edit] B

He's drinking, carousing and living a life of sin...
I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't find a drink...
Tom Greene's whiskey put a good shine on the moon / They kept some underneath the counter in all the reputable saloons
A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin
He's a big strong man with a child's mind,
don't you take his booze away...
Bartender, please
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas
From the devil's tree
Its roots still deep in the ground.
If I get to where I'm passed out on the floor now baby, you won't bother me no more
But if you're drinkin' then you know that you're my friend and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.
I can kiss and hug it, but I'd rather chug it...
...And the sign said beer, bait and amo
you ask me they got it all
I ain't ate a bite since the night
That you said we're through
Just bring me beer and kisses / We'll get high on love and foam
  • "Beer Bong" by NOFX
  • "Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" by ZZ Top
With my can of dinner
Going 90 mile an hour toward that county line
Quick sack, 12 pack, back again
It's a B-double E-double are you in?
Yeah life's too short, let's get to livin' it
I would give you one of my beers... but I've only got 6!
  • "Bender" by Big D and the Kid's Table
  • "Between the Bars" by Elliott Smith
Drink up, baby, look at the stars.
I'll kiss you again between the bars
Life looks good, good, good...
I am on a binge / Wish that things would change / Wish they'd rearrange / I'm on a binge.
First I drank the whiskey
Then I drank the gin
I tried to make the toilet
And I broke my fuckin shin
Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease the mind and soothe the hurt
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine,
When you gonna let me get sober,
Leave me alone, let me go home,
Let me go back and start over.
I can kick you,
Higher than you can kick me,
I can kick you way up into a tree."
Young man sitting in the old man's bar waiting for his turn to die..."

[edit] C

Captain Jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
Caribou Lou is 151 Rum, Pineapple Juice and a cup of Malibu Rum

I've a head like a concertina. I've a tongue like a button-stick.

I've a mouth like an old potato, and I'm more than a little sick...
And your beer bottle pocket
Sad is the man who drinks with himself to forget the day that precedes
Sad turns to happy, from happy to bitter, that bitter old man is me...
I like mine wth lettuce and tomato,
Heinz 57 and French fried potato.
Big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer,
Well good god almighty which way do I steer?
  • "Chromatic Fades" by Autopilot Off
Drink till the glass is gone
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
  • "Cigarettes & Alcohol" by Oasis
I was lookin' for some action, but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol...
  • "Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild, Wild Women" by Tim Spencer
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer . . .
I cheated, lied, swallowed my pride
and washed it all down with cocktails
My head may go reeling
I'm sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver.
My daddy he made whiskey...
Colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need, we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed

[edit] D

The alcohol the Demerol these things never could replace
What a minute with you could do to put a smile on my face
Phenobarbital and alcohol these two surely will do
To knock me out keep me down at least a day or two
My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
I didn't always hit the gin,
There were times when I fit in
Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
The drink you drown your troubles in is the trouble you're now in
  • "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" by Mickey Gilley
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
The way a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night.
You're a lush, that's what you are!
Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand...
Let's drink, drink this town is so great
Drink, drink cuz it's never too late
To drink, drink to no big surprise
But what words rhyme with buried alive
What words rhyme with buried alive
  • "Drink and be Merry" by The Amebix
  • "Drink and Fight" by Mudmen
so grab your friends and neighbours and punch 'em in the eye, and raise another glass and sing the Dublin lullaby
I want to
Drink more beer
Until I
Puuuuke
it's only when them start drunk them have a next side
come like when you watch man Jekyll and Hyde...
Drink till i'm dreamin' a thousand miles out of my mind...
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
I'm just sittin here thinkin', sittin' here drinkin' bout you...
It loosens your tongue but it never tells the truth...
Sittin' on a bar stool actin' like a darn fool That's what I'm a doin' today...
  • "Drinkin Problem" by Rehab
I got a drinkin' problem, maaan. One mouth and two hands and an empty can ... I ain't got no luche...
To keep from thinkin things...
Pass that bottle to me!
  • "Drinking Alone on my 21st Birthday" by Sunshine Policy
  • "Drinking Beers with Mom" by Lach
  • "Drinking Dark Whiskey
  • "Drinking and Driving" by Black Flag
  • "Drinking for Two" by The Hollisters
  • "Drinking is Our Way of Life" by The Casualties
  • "Drinking Song" by Jason Webley
When the glass is full, drink up, drink up!
  • "Drinking Song" by Lil Wyte
  • "Drinking on the Job" by The Rainmakers
The bricklayer got plastered, the mechanic got tanked...
Buy bottled water and drink 'til you drown
Would you chose, water over wine?
I kissed a drunk girl I kissed a drunk girl yes I did kissed a drunk girl on the lips...
  • "Drunk Kid Catholic" by Bright Eyes
  • "Drunk On Election Night" by Dan Kelly and The Alpha Males
  • "Drunk Punk" by This Bike is A Pipebomb
  • "Drunken Angel by Lucinda Williams
Some threw roses at your feet
And watch you pass out on the street...
I'm a drunken hearted man, my life seem so misery...

[edit] E

This song features two different references to drinking:
  • Just take the wine and shout
  • I'll stand here at the bar, I'll hold an empty glass
  • Empty glasses, there's just ice cubes. Where's the waitress? Where's my other shoe?
  • Do You Like Pina Coladas?
  • People Say I'm A Drinker, But I Get Sober Half The Time

[edit] F

Why Do You Drink?
Why Do You Roll Smoke?
Why Must You Live Out All Them Songs You Wrote?
Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away...

[edit] G

Stay away from me cause I'm in my gin...
You can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down...
Like I explained to y'all before, I ain't no drinkin' man,
But temptation got the best of me and I took a slash.
A is for Absolut, Beer comes from brewers, C is for Cognac and D stands for Dewars

"Good Ale" by Peter Warlock

I want to thank you Lord
For givin' me all of them
To get me by
Excuse me please, one more drink..'Cause I don't need to think
Guinness boys we are here, love your women and drink their beer
Oh we are the Guinness boys

[edit] H

I swear I'll never drink again - again...
Give me a half pint of whiskey and a long tall glass of wine..
When you wake up in the morning of the night before....
Forget about the pretty girl, a Saranac will do just fine...
  • "Happy Hour Somewhere" by Mark Aaron James
You mix up a good concoction, the coca-cola's just for color, buddy you're not fooling anyone...
How does it feel to have your own bottle of booze behind the bar...
Him in his sombrero, her in her purty pink jammies...
I am just a boy who can't say no
Things are so much clearer in a haze
Now every t-shirt's got a wine stain
Even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now
I'll take a great big whiskey to you anyway
 "Here Tonight" By Eve 6
If the river was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom and not come up
Draw one, two, three more glasses of beer...
Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times
Hey mister, where're you headin'
Are you in a hurry
Need a lift to happy hour, Oh no
Do you break for distilled spirits?
Hoist the Grog! and I'll tell you some lies
Hoist the Grog! Drop your anchor, and stay for a while
Hoist the Grog! To me, mates in the crew
I'll spin a yarn for ye of the treacherous sea
And I swears not a word of it's true
I've been gone for a (week/month),
I've been drunk since I left.
... I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest.
... Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats.
... The spirits we drank have left ghosts in the room.
... She teases and flirts as the pubs all close down,
then walks us on home and denies us a round.
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
  • "However Much I Booze" by The Who
Have to drench myself in brandy
In sleep I'll hide
But however much I booze
There ain't no way out...
  • "The Hymn For The Alcohol" by Hefner
It is just wishful thinking that all this hard drinking might lure you back

[edit] I

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'...
Just me and good buddy Wiser, that's all I ever need...
  • "If Drinking Don't Kill Me" by George Jones
  • "I Get A Kick Out Of You" by Cole Porter
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we'd better have another round...
  • "I Like Beer" by Tom T. Hall
  • "I Like Whiskey" by The Hillbilly Hellcats
  • "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith
It's my kind of place. Just walkin' through the front door puts a big smile on my face...
You ask me why I'm drunk all the time, it levels my head and eases my mind...
Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think...
Call all the rich and the poor, the peace keepers and the warlords
We'll cut some deals over nothing more than a shot of 90 proof
  • "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home" by David Frizzell
I came crawling home last night, like many nights before...
With the blood from my body I could start my own still...
  • "If Winter Ends" by Bright Eyes
  • "Impact is Imminent" by Exodus
  • "In Heaven There Is No Beer" (translation/adaption of German Boehemian polka "Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier"
In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here...
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!!!
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past 12, but I don't care
It's 5 o'clock, somewhere...
The drink I had three hours ago
has been joined by 14 others in a steady flow...

[edit] J

Ten thousand old bottles I killed in my time...
  • "Jagermonsta" by GWAR
Drinking, stinking, falling down
Acting like a fucking clown
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least his corpse is well-preserved
I'll drink from dusk till dawn
I'll drink a toast to day's end.
Yes, I'll drink from dusk till dawn
And I'll drink to the health of me friends."
  • "Johnny Jump-up", traditional, many artists
I fell to the floor and I couldn't get up
after drinkin' a quart of that Johnny Jump-Up.
  • "Johnny McEldoo", traditional
and the beer and whisky flew, and we all felt gay.
Johnny Walker, jetzt bist du wieder da.
His father was a drinker...
  • "Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?

...Barefoot girl sittin' on the hood of a dodge, drinkin' warm beer in the soft summer rain...

Waking up at twelve, in my clothes again
Feel my head explode, from a night of gin
Do you fancy a drink
Just the one
To clear your head
We won't be long
It's a beautiful day
To waste away
There's plenty of time
For another one

[edit] K

We sat on the street with our beers and weed
and blew smoke up towards the sky
When I get lost in the liquor
You're the only one I find
So please hand me the bottle, I think I'm lonely now.

[edit] L

I take pride in my work, I'm the last of the big time drinkers...
  • "Let's Drink a Beer" by Frenzal Rhomb
Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is clear
Hey, baby, let's get fucked up...
They're singing "whisky, whisky" so good they named it twice
Lie still, little bottle
And shake my shaky hand
Black coffee's not enough for me
I need a better friend
And with every third drink it'll make you think
That your youth will always last
I drink much more than I want to drink...
It take a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
Little Hula girls on the shot glass.
All we need's a little salt and lime.
let go of my hand...
A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here
it makes your words more flowery...
"I got a flask inside my pocket, we can share it on the train,
and if you promise to stay conscious, I'll try and do the same."

[edit] M

I remember shots without a chaser
Left you in a bar to try to stay face
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
I'm drunk now, baby, but I've got to be...
Found a case of Lowey (Lowenbrau). Gee what a score.
Drank 'em all in seconds. Ya got any more?
Just how wasted can I get today?
  • "Mexican Cousin" by Phish
Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend...
And I take my shots strait out of the jug
and I like to get pure drunk in that Mississippi mud...'
The moon is high, and so am I...
And if whiskey don't kill me, then I don't know what will...
  • "More Beer" by Fear
gonna kill a case or maybe two
all i want is more beer
It's my bottle, my whiskey, if I want I'll drink it all

[edit] N

We got it all in here...
Lately I've been drinking at the New House of the Pope.
The 9:30 pint for whomever wanders in / It's not for me to wonder or ask where they might've been
I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
  • "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer On The Wall" (traditional)
Take one down, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
Every demon, every ghost from your past
And every memory you've held back follows you home...

[edit] O

  • "O'Reilly at the Bar" by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks
Whoever you are, you pushed me too far, now I'm gonna smash your face...
Forty or Twenty-two, I'm with you ...
Red from the night before the night before
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now...
and one more for the road...
I'm feeling sober, even though I'm drinking

[edit] P

Tonight I'm lookin for a party crowd
Slammin' 'em back and laughing out loud
This one here is after you get dumped and feel a little down.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Making love to his tonic and gin
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness,
But it's better than drinking alone.
And just like James I'll be drinking Irish tonight
and the memory of this last workweek will be gone forever
Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight
if we're never together, if I'm never back again
well I swear to god that I'll love you forever
chase senoritas drink ourselves silly
Twenty years of rot-gut whiskey done killed this poor man dead.
Cause a row of fools on a row of stools
Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey
Bartender hit me one more time..."
Pour me another/cause I can still see the floor.
  • "Pour Me A Vacation" by Great Divide
Take me out to paradise if only for tonight
I can leave it all behind...

[edit] Q

  • "Quart In Session" by NOFX
It's funny how nothing seems much fun
Anymore to me now that I quit the drink...

[edit] R

Let me sit down here, drinking alone's a shame...
I bought a case of Jack, a box set of Merle...
The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when you've both had a few..
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
As long as it is red, oh, set 'em up until we're dead...
Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me..
We're goin to the Roadhouse gonna have a real, a good time..
Drinkin' rum and Coca Cola
Go down "Point Koo-mah-nah"

[edit] S

"Let's drink to the hard working people...
Komm, wir singen übers Saufen, über Bier und Alkohol
(Come on, let's sing about boozing, about beer and alcohol)
Sing another drinking song, the honky tonk will do...
Baby do I feel high, oh me, oh my
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
Now and then when she's tired of bein' let down by men...
  • "Show Me The Way To Go Home" by Written by Irving King and Hal Swain
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head...
You know mo I'll probably get ten years so just give me beers til they get here...
I was born with a bottle in my mouth...SIX PACK!
Sippin' on some 40z Like i learned in third grade
for me the drink was made and i won't ever trade
Just to relax and let the six-pack summer roll
Yes I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Now this is the reason why that I drink, I'm just trying to get along with you
Wild Turkey's been chosen,
its caramel nose can smell me,
Arbourler, Jameson I love you,
the single malts come burning.
This midnight I will turn into a beer...
I took a big chug-a-lug and I hit the rug, and he left me there by myself
One more tequila they were fallin' in love, one more is never enough...
He's just a stereotype, he drinks his age in pints
Been so long I forgot what it's like...
Stoned and drunk, completely gone...
  • "Straight Tequila" by Trini Triggs
Pouring straight tequila over mixed emotions tonight...
Then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore,
To shoot that old memory down.
I am going, I am going, where streams of whiskey are flowing
When the world is too dark and I need the light inside of me I'll go into a bar and drink fifteen pints of beer
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt...

[edit] T

Come on and take a drink with me.
Take me drunk, I'm home
But I'll find a bar And I'll have a few
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof
And after round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole damn place
Your as one as a glass of brandi
Your as sweet as strawberry wine
Your as smooth as Tennesse whiskey
Con Tequila when the doors are opened
And con Tequila when they're calling time
She might come home in a tablecloth
Tequila makes her clothes fall off
Take another shot of courage...
  • "The Barley Mow" - this is a drinking game song traditionally sung by a group of people with each verse getting longer and longer. The idea is to sing the entire verse without taking a breath. If you have to take a breath, you have to take a drink.
  • "The Bottle Let Me Down" Merle Haggard
I've always had a bottle I could turn to
And lately I've been turning everyday...
... and we'd drink, two gnarly dudes and some records...
... and we'd drink, ever notice how drinking's like war?
Cup 'o troops o'er the gums,
Till the end of our health, I campaigned against myself,
Armed with bourbons and scotches and rums...
... but I was so hammered, I sputtered and stammered,
Told him he couldn't just die.
He was a rock, went straight for his own Armageddon,
Face froze in a grin, ambulance flyin' in,
I never drank again...
Can't really call that a loss or a win.
As the band played on, as the helicopters whirred,
Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn,
My senses finally blurred.
She takes a drink, and then she waits; the alcohol, it permeates
and soon the cells give way and cancels out the day...
Help Me, I can't break out this prison all alone
  • "The Man Who Invented Beer" (Irish Traditional)
Oh, he ought t'have been an Admiral,
A Sultan or a King,
And to his praises
We should always sing,
Look what he has done for us,
He's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mopps
The man who invented beer.
So I raise a glass,
not the first or last,
so join me in this toast.
Well, the old black rum's got a hold on me,
Like a dog wrapped 'round my leg.
And the old black rum's got a hold on me,
Will I live for another day,
Hey, Will I live for another day?
  • "The Old Dun Cow" traditional, many artists
Down to the cellar, if the fire's not there
we'll have a grand old spree
  • "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)" by Tom Waits
And he's embarrassing me...
I love it how she breathes booze in the morning
And it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I made the fatal mistake of letting her drink again
Even if the breath between us smells of alcohol
Call it confusion in the best way possible
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
There was a time I could drink my cares away
And drown out all of the heartaches that hurt me night and day
  • The Wild Rover - Traditional Irish
Well I've played the wild rover for many a year,
And I spent all my money on whisky and beer...
I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again
There stands the glass that will sure ease my mind
And will put you behind. It's my first one today.
I'm gonna keep drinkin' until I'm petrified.
Thirsty and miserable. You drop to the floor.
You drink 'till you can't even see anymore ...
And it's a common misconception
But true without exception
These nights of booze catch up with you's
And that is an actual fact...
Bartender, pour the wine 'cause the hurtin's all mine
He drinks a whisky drink; he drinks a vodka drink...
kunhan vain saamme juodaksemme
(translation, not direct) as long as we get to drink our beer
  • "Tura dobrog piva" by KRK!
"Još samo jedna tura, jedna tura dobrog piva..."
We've got nothing better to do
than watch TV and have a couple of brews ...'
So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan and never leave dry land
  • "Ain't no party like an alcoholic party" by Dj Kicken vs. Mc-Q
  • "The Boys From The County Hell" by The Pogues : ' ' I've five green bottles, laying on my floor; and I wish to God, I wish to God, that I had fifteen more... And it's lend me ten pounds and I'll buy you a drink, and Mother wake me early in the morning'

[edit] U

Smoke in one hand looking for a drink, drink in the other hand..."
Underage drinking, it is pretty sweet, underage drinking, you know it can’t be beat...
What did I do last night? Is the only thing you can think
Give me a bottle of your very best,
Cause I've got a problem I'm gonna drink off my chest.
Worked all day gonna go out get a pint tonight ..."
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one..."

[edit] V

  • "Vahepalaks juua täis" by A-Rühm
  • "Väike õllesõber" by J.M.K.E.
  • "View from the Afternoon" by Arctic Monkeys
And there's verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all it says is that you've drank a lot
  • "Viina veel" by Velikije Luki
  • "Viis kasti õlut" by Smilers
  • "Viruvalge" by Smilers

[edit] W

  • "Warm Beer and Cold Women" by Tom Waits
  • "Wasn't That A Party" by Scooter Lee
Could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
Could've been the 3-4 six packs, I don't know
But look at the mess I'm in
Did I drink too much? Could I disappear?
And there's nothing that's left but wasted years
  • "Wasted" by Paranoid Social Club
  • "Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl...
But tonight I am drinking, all peaceful and warm...
... then we're all drunk, then it's all fights
then it's all over, go home, go to sleep, wake up
get sober; what a great night!
  • "What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me) by Jerry Lee Lewis
She says love and happiness just can't live behind those swinging doors
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock them both back
  • "What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again)" by Louis Jordan
  • "When I Was Drinking" by Hem
  • "When I'm Drunk" by The Coffin Nails
  • "Wir haben Grund zum Feiern" by Otto Walkes (Billy Joel Parody)
  • "Whiskey" by Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina
Don't do anything mellow after whiskey...
Now if you catch me sober please make me drunk again...
  • "Whiskey And Wine" by 311
Whiskey and wine, killing me a shot at a time...
  • "Whiskey Bar (The Alabama Song) by The Doors
Well show me, the way to the next Whiskey bar...
cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
Got to find the shortest path to the bar for a while
  • "Whiskey Bottle Baby" by The Frantic Flintstones
  • "Whiskey Drinkin' Woman" by Nazareth
She's got bottles in the kitchen. Even got them in my bed.
Most times I see her now she's three parts out of her head...
She ain't in to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose...
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good...
Let's have a drink, for the old times, the good old times.
Take another sip there's always whiskey in the morning.
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger...
He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine...
Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
"Women, whiskey and miles of travellin' is all I understand."
Whiskey, you're a friend of mine. You can blow away my mind...
All those nights of drinking finally got me thinking
The whiskey, weed, & women had the upper hand...
  • "Whisky You're the Devil" (traditional)
Oh, whisky you're the devil, you're leading me astray, over hills and mountains and to Americae...
I took one sip and right away I knew as my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
lightning started flashin'... thunder started crashing... oooooooo "WHITE LIGHTNING"
And make a toast to peace and harmony?
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, pour another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk, and screw?
  • "Wide-eyed And Legless" by Andy Fairweather-Lowe
I've gone and done it again...
  • "Wine Into Water" by T Graham Brown
And once upon a time you turned the water into wine
Now on my knees I'm turning to you father
Could you help me turn the wine back into water
Wine me up turn me on and watch me cry for you...
  • "Wiski" by Terminaator
  • "Women Without Whiskey" by Drive by Truckers
If I make it through this year, I think I'm gonna put this bottle down
Maybe as time goes on I'll learn to miss it less than I do now

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First, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
Then beer from a bottle
  • "Yes, I Guess They Outa Name A Drink After You" by John Prine
Sometimes I feel like an awful fool
Spendin' my life on an old bar stool
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
  • "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill" by NOFX
  • "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" by David Allan Coe
I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
You're not drinkin' enough to wash away old memories
And there ain't enough whiskey in Texas to keep you from beggin' ,"please, please, please."
Full bottle in front of me
Time to roll up my sleeves
And get to work