List of fictional books from non-book media
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False documents are a frequent device in literature. This is a list of fictional books that appear in television, movies, music, video games, and other non-print media.
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[edit] Fictional books from TV series
[edit] From Doctor Who
- It's a Mystery! by T. Wilcox (a reference to Toyah Willcox)
- Origins of the Universe by Oolon Colluphid, from the Doctor Who serial Destiny of the Daleks — inserted by script-editor Douglas Adams as a cross-reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey
- The Zen Military: A History of UNIT by Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart
- Everest in Easy Stages, author unknown
[edit] From Monty Python
- My God, by theologian Monsignor Edward Gay
- Hello Sailor, by humanist lecturer Dr. Tom Jack
- The Problems of Kierkegaard, by Dr. Tom Jack
From the Bookshop Skit
- The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig among the Giant Pygmies of Beckles, Volume Eight presumably by Capt. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet
- Biggles Combs his Hair, author unknown
- David Coperfield by Edmund Wells
- Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, author unknown
- The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, presumably by Charlie Drake
- Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells
- A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells
- A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight by "an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"[1]
- Knickerless Nickleby by Edmund Wells
- Khristmas Karol by Edmund Wells
- Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds, expurgated version (the one without the gannet)
- Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author
- Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, O.B.E.
- ^ These are the title and author in the recorded version; there are also versions of the script which refer to A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Monsoon by "an Indian gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment".
[edit] From Murder, She Wrote
- The Corpse Danced at Midnight
- Dirge for a Dead Dachshund
- A Faded Rose Beside Her
- Murder on the Amazon
- Lover's Revenge
- The Umbrella Murders
- Murder at the Inn
- Murder at the Digs
- Murder in a Minor Key
- The Stain on the Stairs
- The Mystery of the Mutilated Minion
- The Belgrade Murders
- Sanitarium of Death
- Calvin Canterbury's Revenge
- Murder at the Asylum
- Murder Comes to Maine
- Good-bye, Charlie
- The Corpse That Wasn't There
- Ashes, Ashes, Fall Down Dead
- The Messengers of Midnight
- The Poison in My Heart
- All the Murderers
- Murder at the Ridge Top
- The Corpse at Vespers
- The Triple Crown Murders
- The Crypt of Death
- A Killing at Hastings Rock
- The Uncaught
- Murder in White
- The Dead Must Sing
- The Killer Called Collect
- Stone Cold Dead
- Endangered
- The Launch Pad Murders
- Runway to Murder
- The Venomous Valentine
- A Case of a Half of Murder
- Yours Truly, Damian Sinclair
- The Dead Man Sang
- The Corpse Swam by Moonlight
[edit] From Family Guy
- Caddyshack, the novelization
- T and Me by George Peppard
- For the Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
- Nobody Poops But You, unsuccessful toilet training book, parody of Everyone Poops
- You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You, Catholic toilet training book
- Peter Griffin wrote a series of erotic novels dubbed "Peterotica":
- Angela's Asses
- Catcher in the Eye
- Shaved New Word
- Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
- What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton
- The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish
[edit] From The Simpsons
- Angelica Button and The Dragon King’s Trundle Bed
- Baby's First Pop-Up Book
- Backdoors to Citizenship, nonfiction
- The Big Book of British Smiles, photo book
- Bordello Repair Vol. I
- Bork on Sex
- A Child's Garden of Cons by Grifty McGrift, aka Grampa Simpson
- Curious George and the Ebola Virus, a children's book
- Forgotten Lore
- Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen
- The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
- The Harpooned Heart 2: Trouble Down Under by Marge Simpson
- How to Cook for Forty Humans, cookbook
- How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
- How to Loot Brazil
- How to Make Love to Steve Allen
- How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
- How to Tunnel out of Prison
- A trilogy of autobiographic books by Leonard Nimoy
- I Am Not Spock
- I Am Spock
- I Am Also Scotty
- Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
- Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
- The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen
- The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
- Kosher Erotic Cakes
- Love in the Time of Scurvy
- Mapplethorpe, photo book
- Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, audio book, read by Paul Harvey
- Only Turkeys Have Left Wings by Birch Barlow
- Owning Your Okayness, self-help, by Brad Goodman
- Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future by Al Gore
- Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
- Someone's In The Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
- Tanks of the Third Reich
- The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
- The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
- Ueberroth, a biography
- Unidentified Flying Outrage!
- Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
- Will There Ever Be A Rainbow by Montgomery Burns, autobiography
- Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker
[edit] From the Star Trek universe
- Anslem (by Jake Sisko)
- Beyond the Galactic Edge, Humanity's Quest for Infinity (by Hesterman)
- Book of the Kosst Amojan (Bajoran)
- Book of the People, The (Fabrini)
- Burning Hearts of Qo'noS from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novels
- Call of the Prophets, The (Bajoran)
- Cave Beyond Logic, A: Vulcan Perspectives on Platonic Thought (Vulcan)
- Chicago Mobs of the Twenties
- Collected Works of Jirex, The (Talaxian)
- Clash on the Fire Plains (Vulcan)
- Dictates of Poetics, The (by Vulcan writer T'Hain)
- Down the River Light (17-volume book by Caster)
- Dream of the Fire, The (Klingon)
- Eldaxon's Collected Folklore (Talaxian)
- Fall of Kang, The (by Klingon poet G'Trok)
- Falor's Journey (Vulcan)
- Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
- Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate (by Jennings Rain)
- Hotel Royale, The (by Todd Matthews)
- How to Advance Your Career Through Marriage
- Gaudaal's Lament (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
- Kir'shara, The (by Surak of Vulcan)
- Kitara's Song (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
- Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology (by Leonard McCoy)
- Linear Models of Viral Propagation (by Katherine Pulaski)
- Meditations on a Crimson Shadow (Cardassian novel by Preloc)
- Never Ending Sacrifice, The (Cardassian)
- Nightingale Woman (by Phineas Tarbolde)
- Oo-mox for Fun and Profit
- Paq'batlh, The (Klingon religious text)
- Past Prologue (by Jake Sisko)
- Photons Be Free by the Doctor in Star Trek: Voyager
- Teachings of Surak, The (Vulcan, English translation by Skon)
- The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'nos (Star Trek VI - short title: The Klingon Hamlet)
- Vulcan Love Slave (or The Ardous Journey of T'Lana on the Road to Enlightenment) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
- Women Warriors at the River of Blood from Star Trek: Voyager
[edit] From the X-Files
- From Outer Space by Jose Chung
- The Caligarian Candidate by Jose Chung
- The Lonely Buddah by Jose Chung
[edit] Miscellaneous from television
- Astrophysics for Morons, from The Fairly OddParents
- Bandit Country: A Guide to Sucking off Men in the South West, a book on cottaging in Monkey Dust
- Blood on the Badge, a Joseph Wambaugh-style crime novel that Detective Harris has been working on for years, on the sitcom Barney Miller
- Blue Sands, a book featured in an episode of Black Books
- The Book of Shadows in Charmed
- Capricorn Crude, Val's first book, obviously based on her husband's family in Knots Landing
- Chicken Soap for the Bored Housewife's Soul, The Man Show
- The Code of Masked Wrestling, from Mucha Lucha
- A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables by Cosmo Kramer - Seinfeld
- The Erotic Reagan, American Dad!
- Fair Game by Alton Benes, Seinfeld
- Girls Like it on Top by Sofia Reyes in Ugly Betty
- The Great Big Book of Everything, Stanley
- Great Machete Battles, Futurama
- Ghost Envy for Dimwits, Danny Phantom
- Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth by Al Gore, from Futurama
- How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less than 20 Minutes, from SpongeBob SquarePants
- How to Torture, SpongeBob SquarePants
- The Method Actor, from The Munsters
- A Million Little Fibers by Stephen McTowelie, A Million Little Fibers episode of South Park (parody of A Million Little Pieces)
- Mugumbi Dream Time by Jason Hamilton, featured in an episode of Black Books
- Nashville Junction, Val's second book, based on her mother's life in Knots Landing
- Necrobics - Hologrammatic Exercises For The Dead, from Red Dwarf
- Pop-up Kama-Sutra: Zero-Gravity Edition, from Red Dwarf
- The Rat in Spats, a parody of The Cat in the Hat from The Fairly OddParents
- Roger the Alien by Steve Smith in American Dad!
- The Rooster Crowed at Midnight by Abigail Porterfield, M*A*S*H
- Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure from The Colbert Report
- Tempocalypse, a books featured in Black Books
- Thick as Thieves by Danny Spude, a book featured in Black Books
- Venetian Blinds by Art Vandalay, from Seinfeld
- Women Good, Men Bad, a 1980s pop-psychology book from a sketch on Saturday Night Live
- The Long Journey Home, a book Beans had overdue from the library, from Even Stevens
[edit] Fictional books from films
[edit] From The Royal Tenenbaums
- Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (nonfiction)
- Dudley's World by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
- Erotic Transference by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
- Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum
- Nakedness Tonight by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
- Old Custer by Eli Cash (novel)
- The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
- Static Electricity by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
- Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum
- Wildcat by Eli Cash (novel)
[edit] From Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Most are parodies of a work, pointed to by the link.
- East of Edam
- Fromage to Eternity
- Waiting for Gouda
- The Hunt For Red Leicester
- How Green Was My Cheese
- Brighton Roquefort
- Grated Expectations
- Swiss Cheese Family Robinson
- Brie Encounter
- The Observer's Book of Monsters, by Claude Savagely. Parody of a popular series of books.
[edit] Miscellaneous from film
- 17,011 Things a Princess Must Know from MirrorMask by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean.
- The Book of Crossroads in Pan's Labyrinth
- A Brief History of Slime in Flushed Away.
- A Guide for the Lonely Guy by Larry Hubbard, The Lonely Guy.
- A Match Made in Space by George McFly from Back to the Future.
- Avalon Landing by William Forrester from Finding Forrester.
- The Boat Rocker by Terence Mann from Field of Dreams.
- Down With Love by Barbara Novak from Down With Love.
- Driven: Compulsion and Obsession in Everyday Life by Margaret Ford from House of Games.
- Electricity for Dogs in A Grand Day Out
- The First Time by Catherine Tramell (under the pseudonym Catherine Woolf), Basic Instinct
- Higgins' Universal Language by Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady
- If Not Now... by Caterine Vauban, I ♥ Huckabees
- Leon Zundinger's Magicians, Martyrs, and Madmen in Ghostbusters II
- Love Hurts by Catherine Tramell (under the pseudonym Catherine Woolf), Basic Instinct.
- Love Means Always Having to Say You're Sorry by Alex Sheldon, in Alex and Emma.
- The Philosophy of Time Travel by Roberta Sparrow, in Donnie Darko
- Tobin's Spirit Guide in Ghostbusters.
- The Arsonist's Daughter by Grady Tripp in Wonder Boys
[edit] Fictional books from computer games
[edit] From Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars
- Creative Shelving for Beginners
- The Crooked Crusader Caper by Molly Peagram (also known as Nigel Peagram), a medieval detective story
- The Crusader Families of Ireland by Molly Peagram (under the name of Professor Peagram)
- Hypnosis for Fun and Profit
[edit] From the Monkey Island series
- Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza or Myth? and Great Shipwrecks of Our Century in Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge.
[edit] From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
- Nonlinear Genetics by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- For I Have Tasted The Fruit by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- Address to the Faculty by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- The Feedback Principle by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- Now We Are Alone by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- See How They Run by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
- We Must Dissent by Sister Miriam Godwinson
- But For The Grace Of God by Sister Miriam Godwinson
- Looking God In The Eye by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
[edit] Miscellaneous from games
- the Gran Grimore from final fantasy tactics advance
- The Book of Bú in the Little Big Adventure series of computer role-playing games.
- The Book of Mudora, an ancient text used to translate the dead language of Hylian in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
- The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom in the Ultima series of computer role-playing games.
- Encyclopedia Frobozzica in the Zork series of interactive fiction games.
- Magical Book or Book of Magic, a book that upgrades Link's Magic Wand in The Legend of Zelda.
- Jacob's Shadow in Deus Ex. [1]
- Return to Shadow Moses Island in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
[edit] Fictional books from music
- Origins of a World War by Rossignol, from the inner sleeve notes to Secret Treaties by Blue Öyster Cult, probably written by producer Sandy Pearlman
[edit] See also
- List of fictional books
- List of fictional films
- List of fictional television shows
- List of fictional musical works
- List of fictional comics
- List of fictional magazines
- List of fictional newspapers
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