List of Unseen Skins episodes
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This is a list of Unseen Skins episodes.
[edit] Series one
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"I Mostly Do" | "Tony" | 1 | |
| Shortly after Cassie returned from the clinic, she meets up with Michelle. There, Michelle reaches into her handbag and gives Cassie a splif. Cassie looks at the splif and then informs Michelle that she doesn't smoke anymore. When asked why that was, she replies that she no longer does anything that makes her hungry. Then, whilst Cassie and Michelle are walking, Michelle asks Cassie to do a favor. Cassie, without knowing what the favor is, agrees to it. Michelle then tells Cassie that Sid is in love with her and the she really needs Cassie to shag Sid. They then walk in to a wedding clothes shop. Where Cassie suggests that they try on the clothes; Cassie being Tony and Michelle herself. At which point the shopkeeper arrives at asks them to leave. To which Cassie replies that Michelle is pregnant and that her man has chosen to do the right thing in marrying her. Cassie then tells Michelle to faint, and for the shopkeeper to fetch some water. She does this to get rid of the shopkeeper and so that they can try on the wedding clothes. They then run out, to the sound of wedding bells, where Michelle complains that they are "the most visible fugitives ever". To which Cassie replies that the shopkeeper was a nasty person and that her New Year's resolution is that "nasty people don't count" and that she is a new person. | ||||
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"Careers Advice" | "Cassie" | 2 | |
| The careers adviser is practicing her greetings for her appointments with the students. Chris is the first to enter, and he is offered a sticker with his name on. When asked if he had thought about a career, he mentions an engineer, to which the careers adviser assumes that he had an interest in engineering. Chris goes onto mention that it's not the work that he's interested in, but he admires that attitude. The careers adviser informs Chris that it's "not really a specific career in itself" and asks if he has any other ideas. He then mentions the inventor of steam trains, but once again says that it's the attitude that he admires. He then asks about a "renaissance man". He then mentions about Anwar's mums curry and how she always had a surplus because she's trying to fatten him up. He then mentions that maybe he could deliver her curry. The careers advice informs Chris that she had a similar idea, but she would sell soup at festivals. Chris agrees and says "why should all the homeless people get all the fucking soup, give us the fucking soup!” She says that it's catering and offers to give him leaflets about it. Chris also asks if there is a way that he can invent cocktails and presents the careers adviser with a sample in a flask. She questions his choice of ingredients, specifically the use of toothpaste.
Jal informs the careers adviser that she is going to become a professional clarinetist and that she is going to audition for the Royal College of Music. But, if she fails that, she'll get onto a good university course for music and then go to the Royal College of Music for a Masters. After the brief conversation, and a long pause, the careers adviser offers leaflets, which Jal rejects saying that she's already sent off for all the prospectuses that she needed. Shortly after, Jal asks if she can leave, to which the careers adviser replies that it has to last for 15 minutes. The careers advice informs Sid that his best option is Landfill Waste Consultant. Confused about this, the careers adviser asks Sid what he'd liked to do. Sid tells her that he'd like to do something that doesn't require too much work. She says that the Landfill Waste Consultant job may be a good idea then and then offers him leaflets. Sid interrupts and asks, "Why do you think only that one has come up?" The careers adviser looks at the questionaire and informs him that his responses correlate to the job title. For the question "what are your job skills", he says that he is "a waste of space", for "Would you rather work inside or outside?" he says that he would rather a hole swallow him up and for "what are your hobbies?" he replied "Michelle". Sid says that he doesn't want to be a landfill waste consultant and asks if he can change it. The Careers adviser says that he can't change it and that she had been given the idea of careers adviser from a similar situation. She also says that she wanted to be a carer, but she spelt it wrong. Sid offers the idea that maybe she should switch jobs. The careers adviser says that she wouldn't know how to do that, so Sid offers her own leaflets about switching careers. Sid then offers to help her with them, so the careers adviser suggest that maybe he should be one and that he'd "be perfect". |
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"Shoot 'Em Up Bang Bang Props To The Hood" | "Jal" | 3 | |
| The episode opens with a screen that states that Ace and Lynton are attempting to get a DJ to play their music. It is written twice, once above in Ebonics and below in "proper" English. Ace and Lyton are having a conversation in some form of Ebonics with subtitles in "proper English". They mention a plan to see Stuart Elmore, a DJ with a lot of connections. They then mention that, when they arrive at the station, they need to be talking "proper English". When they arrive at the station, they starting in "proper English", there are now, Ebonics subtitles. Ace then asks Lynton to show the receptionist the mix tapes that he is carrying. Lynton tells Ace that the bag contains a pineapple. They once again mention their motto, the receptionist responds with Ebonics and says, "Papoose, he is truly shower". They then offer to perform a demo, which they do. The receptionist says that they are good and then tries to get them on air. She sends them up, where they perform a very long intro to the rap. They then start the rap, but they are cut out because of the use of a swear word. | ||||
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"A Friend In Need" | "Chris" | 4 | |
| Cassie walks up to another student and asks him for his top, saying that "it's not for me; it's just a friend of mine's naked". Anwar bets £5 that she won't get it, Maxxie takes up the bet. She eventually does. She then tries to get his jeans, but he overhears and runs off. Then George walks along, Michelle tries to get his jeans. Maxxie bets £10 that she can't, which Anwar takes up. George decides not to. Maxxie says, "Double or quits" to if he can get George's pants. George then gives up his pants, and to the realization that George is also gay, Anwar exclaims, "The whole fucking world is gay". The rest of the scenes are from the episode. | ||||
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"Careers Advice II" | "Sid" | 5 | |
| Initially, the careers adviser is working on her own application form. She calls Sid for help, but he isn't there. Anwar enters the careers office in a ninja costume. The careers adviser shrugs her shoulder and Anwar asks is it because "a brown man can't be a ninja?" He then performs a routine with num chucks. The careers adviser is impressed; Anwar asks which gang he can be a part of. The careers adviser tells him that she can't help.
Tony's questionnaire says that he can be anything that he wants to be. The careers adviser asks what he wants to be, to which he replies "Elvis". The careers adviser says that she "just wanted to make a difference". Tony asks her if she is "more of a Beatles fan", leaving by calling her a "hippie". Michelle then enters, at which point the careers adviser is under the desk. Michelle’s questionnaire says that she is very good at languages. They then start talking in French. The careers adviser shows prospectuses and Michelle tells her that she wants to go to a university that is far, far away, to which the careers adviser suggests The University of Strathclyde (which in fact does not have a specific Languages course). |
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"To Russia With Love..." | "Maxxie and Anwar" | 6 | |
| The gang without Chris are at a pub, where they discuss how much money they have risen to get Chris to go on the trip to Russia. Anwar runs off to the toilet and Chris enters. Chris comes in a fish costume, Tony explains that he needs £700 to go to Russia, and since he had brought nothing to the funds that all they had was under £30. Chris explains that he needs to go because Angie will be there. Anwar tells the gang that Cathy Barry is in the bar. Tony rejects the idea that she is there, but then she comes into the view of the gang. Anwar, Tony and Sid argue about who should talk to her. Maxxie interrupts to bring up the point as to why they were sitting there and then he goes up to talk to Cathy to ask which one of the gang she likes. Maxxie returns, saying that she liked Chris. Chris shares a bed with Cathy where he spends a vast amount of time prodding her breasts. Chris tells her that he's in love with Angie and that he feels that he's being unfaithful, even though the romance is only in the mind. Cathy tells Chris that "shagging a porn star doesn't even count". Chris explains that he wanted to go to Russia in the hope that a love between him and Angie would start, and that he needs £700 to go to Russia. Cathy offers a cheque for the trip. | ||||
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"The Cat & The Duck" | "Michelle" | 7 | |
| Michelle and Jal are in a bar, drinking shots, whilst they are deciding which of their friends is like each of the animal models bought by Michelle's stepfather, Malcolm. Jal is the duck, and Michelle is a cat. They also decide that Anwar is the sausage dog, Sid is the frog, and Tony, is not one of the models, but actually ice - "Cold and Transparent". | ||||
Spoilers end here.
There will be two more Unseen episodes, but these will only be available on the series 1 DVD which will be released on 3 September, 2007.
[edit] External links
- Unseen Skins episodes from Channel4.com
| Skins | ||
| General | Episode list • Unseen Skins episodes • Soundtrack | |
| Characters | Tony Stonem • Sid Jenkins • Cassie • Jal Fazer • Chris Miles Maxxie • Anwar Kharral • Michelle Richardson • Effy Stonem • Abigail Stock |
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