List of The Wedge episodes

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The following is a list of episodes for the Network Ten comedy series, The Wedge.

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[edit] We're Moving

Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis #
May 30, 2006 S01E01
  • National Partying Championships take place at a home, where several guests battle it out to see who will claim the champion title. Hotdogs makes a guest appearance.
  • 'Cooking With Gandalf' sees calamari rings being made and Gandalf's obsession and temptation to take the ring.
  • Lucy Webster talks to Dylan about their relationship, and sends him a video card for Valentine's Day.
  • Jack Farmer talks about his family's farming heritage, all revealing to be failures.
  • Lola the Lollipop Lady bashes a cyclist who crosses the crossing line.
  • Sherine and Leanne try their luck to hit the jackpot at the pokies.
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June 06, 2006 S01E02
  • Mark Wary has his 14th press conference this month, this time for a series of crimes such as assaulting a barman.
  • Jack Farmer shows us his form of communication in the bush, two cans and some strings.
  • 'Cooking with Bono' sees a chicken and beetroot dish being made, this is interrupted by Bono's outlooks on poverty.
  • Lucy Webster sends Dylan a new screensaver and talks about Courtney's 'accidental' allergy attack.
  • The WedgeTel call centre deals with an important caller, who has trouble 'getting it up'.
  • Wedgedale High welcomes a new replacement teacher, Art cooney, and a new student, Dalis who's a native Australian.
  • Robbie Fowler continues his 'Running For A Reason' marathon around Australia.
  • On the TV show, 'Fat Crackers', Fat Mandi decides to go to fat camp in Wedgedale.
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June 13, 2006 S01E03
  • Marileise, the extremely dodgy dog show trainer from South Africa teaches her philosophy on Dog Showing.
  • Goths Tarquin and Lucretia, move into the neighbourhood where they choose a house responsible for many deaths.
  • Mark apologises again, this time for an incident onboard an airliner.
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June 20, 2006 S01E04
  • The plastic surgeon's wives and their husbands make an appearance.
  • 'Cooking with Australian Idol' sees Casey Donovan making a chocolate mud cake with cream, before seeing Mark Holden criticise with his unusual gibberish.
  • Goths Tarquin and Lucretia decorate their new home with black paint.
  • Fat Mandi arrives at Fat Crackers Fat Camp and has some confusions on the what 'weigh-in' means.
  • Zak's home videos debut, with Zak's dad tackling a gardening issue.
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June 22, 2006 S01E05
  • Robbie Fowler is still on his marathon but makes sure to make time for his mother's birthday.
  • WedgeTel's call centre takes an emergency call, this time with an explosion in the dunny.
  • Jack assesses his losses from a bush fire.
  • Lucy is confused by Dylan's mixed signals and believes it's time they got back together.
  • Fat Mandi has her initial weigh-in at fat camp as her parents deal with her absence in very different ways.
  • Wedgedale Plaza's number one security guard, 'Big' Mike Small, is too distracted to notice a brawl happening near him.
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June 27, 2006 S01E06 6

[edit] Lucky

Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis #
July 04, 2006 S01E07
  • Lucy continues to stalk Dylan by accusing his friend, Damien, of being gay.
  • Jack and Jill Farmer waste wine that is potentially useful because it's 100 years old.
  • Mandi makes an emergency phone call to her parents, requesting food.
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July 11, 2006 S01E08
  • Timmy tackles the mother of all spelling words, 'antitransubtionalistist' with outrageous asthma attacks and faintings nearing time he almost figures the word out.
  • The plastic surgeons wives stop for gas at the petrol station to pump up their breasts.
  • Sherine keeps her kids safe from social services by repeatedly telling her kids to drive and hit the social services woman, Bronwan.
  • Art Cooney receives an unexpected visit from the Headmistress of Wedgedale High after saying rude poetry in front of the students.
  • Zak's dad show him and his friends how to play cricket.
  • Clare shows a home to a recently separated client, later revealed to have cheated on his wife for his wife's sister, this is exactly the same as to what happened to Clare.
  • Lucy won't let a firewall stand between her and Dylan by installing a program into his computer.
  • Lola the Lollipop Lady has another violent outbreak with a motorist, this time using her stop sign as a javelin.
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July 18, 2006 S01E09
  • The WedgeTel Call Centre handles a call of quantum proportions.
  • Fat Mandi digs into her hidden stash of sweets while her parents make plans to rescue their daughter.
  • National Wedding Championships take place, ending with a double marriage.
  • Sandra Sultry is a victim of the anonymous snipper.
  • On day 1408 of his run, Robbie Fowler reflects on his faithful wife who has been there for him everyday.
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July 25, 2006 S01E10
  • Cooking with the Becks sees an easy to cook meal, cock in a tarp, being made.
  • Sherine explains how you 'make kids' to her kids.
  • Lucy sets up home security cameras for Dylan, one outside the main window of his bedroom, the other another window of his bedroom and the last one, in the bathroom.
  • Henry Bumstead's intentions turns to getting a date.
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August 01, 2006 S01E11
  • Jack and Jill Farmer sees the end of the drought with a flood.
  • Mark Wary addresses the media in regard to the photos of him leaving a "gentleman's club"
  • Art Cooney counsels a student at the end of his rope by calling him a misery guts.
  • Lucy asks Dylan about the complaint he made against her to the school counsellor, Ms Rogers.
  • The Plastic surgeons, Cameron and Piece examine Cameron's latest handiwork, a man with a penis enlargement.
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August 08, 2006 S01E12
  • Lucy reassures Dylan the police are on to the right suspect in their school counsellor's accident
  • The founder of Fat Camp International arrives to oversee the campers' final 'weigh-in'.
  • Henry accepts having missed out as host of Dancing with the Stars, saying that Daryl is skating on thin ice.
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August 15, 2006 S01E13
  • Wedgedale Plaza's security guard Mike Small puts some new recruits through their paces.
  • Wedgies' drive-thru girl Karen instructs a new trainee, Deirdre, on her first day of her 'defining' career at Wedgies' drive-thru.
  • Cooking with Christopher Walken sees a chicken with popcorn shrimp dish being made.
  • The host of talk show "Don't Hang Yourself" tackles some emotional issues with his guest, resulting to his guest in tears.
  • On the conclusion of Fat Crackers, Mandi Maple-Brown reaches the final weigh-in.
  • Lucy informs Dylan her relationship with the school's new counsellor, Andrew, is strictly professional.
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[edit] Thanks For Coming

Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis #
August 22, 2006 S01E14
  • Funk FX auditions are held at Karla Bang's School of Dance Xcellence, with Karla choosing Kiki as her lead act.
  • Sporting superstar Mark Wary apologises to Heath Ledger and the supporting cast of Brokeback Mountain and the gay community as a whole for insulting them.
  • The Chainsaw Guy meets the snipper and has his chainsaw string cut.
  • Keith and Tina promote their latest product, the Air Band 200.
  • Lucy turns her intentions to stalk Andrew, her counsellor.
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August 29, 2006 S01E15
  • The chainsaw guy finds true love with a bandaged girl.
  • Zak's dad takes the family camping.
  • Lucy tells Andrew of her dreams while attempting to stalk him.
  • Art Cooney gives his students career advice.
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September 05, 2006 S01E16
  • Sherine and Leanne get out to do some shopping for clothes.
  • Cooking with Harry Potter sees anything random being eaten such as tomatoes.
  • The Chainsaw Guy's has his first date.
  • Lola the psychotic lollypop lady takes a biter.
  • Lucy sends Andrew a message—from his house.
  • Mark Wary's manager discusses his client's disappearance in India.
  • Marileise the South African dog trainer shows the best way to bribe a judge.
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September 12, 2006 S01E17
  • Art Cooney meets with two same sex parents making disgusting references of homosexuality whilst talking.
  • Sandra Sultry gets an update on the approaching wildfires from hunk firefighter, Barry Buff.
  • Jack Farmer takes up painting with his 'f***ing flies'.
  • The amazing Shane makes a birthday performance, stealing all the presents and food.
  • Robbie Fowler is concerned that Kevin, his imaginary friend, is being ignored by his family.
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September 19, 2006 S01E18
  • Art Cooney appears on Wedgedale Idle with a suggestive rap.
  • Cooking with Paris Hilton sees Paris' sexuality being tested.
  • Jack works with new farmhand Ennis, a supposedly gay farmer.
  • Lucy gives a statement to the police the threats made against her by her school counselor's wife.
  • Karla oversees the last days of rehearsal before the dance recital, settling on an Australiana theme.
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September 26, 2006 S01E19
  • The Chainsaw Guy resorts to calling technical support for help on his new chainsaw but doesn't get much help from the Wedgetel Call Centre.
  • "Big" Mike Small auditions on Wedgedale Idle with a gutless performance which Mark Holden criticises.
  • Jack and Ennis spend some time in Jack's back paddock called 'Backdoor Mountain'.
  • Karla Bangs' Dance Spectacular has its premiere with Kiki's lead performance.
  • Lucy resumes her chat with Dylan claiming that she's really sorry for cheating on him.
  • Mark Wary announces his split from his manager at Spotfires lmtd.
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[edit] That's Valid

Original Air Date TV Broadcast Synopsis #
October 03, 2006 S01E20
  • Karen and the Wedgies staff have a drive thru emergency in the style of an aircraft emergency.
  • Jack shows Ennis the BrokeWedge mountain river and the two sleep in a tent together.
  • Lucy resumes her chat with Dylan but he's not speaking to her.
  • Karla Bang's dance spectacular has it's big finale, Kiki gets injured.
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October 10, 2006 S01E21
  • Mike Small shares his five symptoms of a cheating spouse with Rodger.
  • Principal Schmitt tries to have a few words with young William Bunt before getting rudely interrupted.
  • Cooking with Russell Crowe see a meat dish being made.
  • Lucy tries to get Dylan to take her to the school formal.
  • Clare Douglas drops in on some clients before they go to bed.
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October 24, 2006 S01E022
  • Wedgedale Idle continues with a performance from Wedgies' employee Karen.
  • Perpetual marathoner Robbie Fowler approaches Wedgedale and keeps his mind active.
  • National Shopping Championships sees the pensioners winning the title.
  • A tearful Mark Wary announces his separation from his fiancée, Karen.
  • Lucy plays her new song, Slapper Slap Down for Dylan.
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October 31, 2006 S01E23
  • Arts & Crafts with Christopher Walken sees a spring het being made.
  • Sherine and Leanne audition for Wedgedale Idle.
  • Zak's dad get's his wires crossed installing a new security system.
  • Lucy tells Dylan she's publicised their relationship.
  • Sandra Sultry's "Wedgeline" takes a look at kiddie band The Veggies.
  • Robbie Fowler encounters some hurdles on his marathon run.
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November 07, 2006 S01E24
  • Keith and Tina's Home Direct offer their latest deal on the Intergalactic Defend-a-Probe 2000.
  • Cooking with Pamela Anderson sees an Aging American Fruitcake being made.
  • At Café Wedge, Henry questions his girlfriend about her infidelity.
  • Karen suggests a vow of chastity to her employee and has a cautionary tale about Ronald.
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November 14, 2006 S01E25
  • Cooking with the Olsen Twins sees nothing being made.
  • Mark Wary's lawyer addresses his client's pushing a sick kid and his mother into a magazine rack.
  • Speed dating with Christopher Walken.
  • Lucy turns to Voodoo and introduces Dylan to her new celebrity boyfriend.
  • Art Cooney visits Karingal Park Secondary College to meet the winners of the "Art Cooney Comes to Your School" contest.
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November 21, 2006 S01E26
  • Lucy makes it to Wedgedale Idle.
  • Jack shares his poetry with the locals at the pub.
  • Sandra Sultry searches desperately for a sign-off.
  • Mark Wary's apologises to his manager for a shooting accident.
  • The Veggies break up briefly after their tour ends.
  • Lucy gives Dylan another chance at their relationship as they are both free.
  • "Big" Mike Small checks out Wedgedale's hottest club.
  • Robbie Fowler finally reaches the finish line... and keeps going.
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