List of Red vs. Blue special episodes

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Red vs. Blue special episodes
Engine(s) Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2
Genre Comic science fiction
Running time Three minutes per episode (average)
Created by Burnie Burns
Matt Hullum
Geoff Ramsey
Gustavo Sorola
Jason Saldaña
Voices Burnie Burns
Jordan Burns
Yomary Cruz
Damien Fahey
Dan Godwin
Joel Heyman
Matt Hullum
Geoff Ramsey
Jason Saldaña
Gustavo Sorola
Nathan Zellner
Kathleen Zuelch
Release(s)
Format(s) DivX, WMV, QuickTime, DVD
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/

This is a list of special episodes and public service announcements (PSAs) of the machinima comedy series Red vs. Blue. These episodes exist outside the main storyline of the series. This list is organized primarily by how Rooster Teeth Productions have labelled their videos; as a result, some PSAs may follow the format of a Special, or some videos labelled otherwise may follow a PSA or Special format, but are not categorized as such.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Contents

[edit] Public service announcements

Presented like the PSAs and end-of-episode morals of various Saturday morning cartoons, the message is delivered out-of-character by the supposed actors of the series, though they retain their regular personalities.

[edit] PSA 1

  • Full title: "W.M.D."
  • Length: 1’ 11”

Grif and Simmons attempt to present a warning about weapons of mass destruction as if they were a drug, advising viewers not to fall into peer pressure. However, they are repeatedly interrupted by Church sniping at them.

[edit] PSA 2

  • Full title: "Armor Cleaning"
  • Length: 0' 34”

Tucker explains that there will not be a new video this week (due to the release of a Halo 2 trailer) while Caboose cleans his armor, following the events of episode 14.

[edit] PSA 3

  • Full title: "Point/Counterpoint: Should You Get a Tattoo?"
  • Length: 3’ 37”

Church and Grif provide a Point/Counterpoint session on the subject of getting a tattoo. Church argues against tattoos, while Grif argues for them. Using a bulleted list, Church notes simply that tattoos are permanent, and that all people are idiots, so therefore in ten years will regret their decision. Grif in turn counters that as long as viewers make good choices and avoid clichés such as barbed wire, band logos and Asian lettering and symbols, tattoos are cool. After attempting to display Grif's poor expertise on the subject by revealing he has the comic book character Blade tattooed to his neck, Church suggests viewers get tattoos of their "favorite online cartoon", followed by images of Strong Bad and Penny Arcade and Church taking offense.

Notably, Church's voice actor, Burnie Burns, does not have any tattoos, while Grif's voice actor, Geoff Ramsey, has many.

[edit] PSA 4

  • Full title: "The PDC Video: Hey, Time Out"
  • Length: 5’ 30”

As the Reds and Blues battle in front of the Red base, Simmons declares his need to leave. Following teasing from Grif and Donut, Simmons reveals his specific reason: to attend the Microsoft Professional Developers Conference back on Earth. As Grif demands an incredulous Donut cease fire, the Blues overhear mention of the corporation, and in turn stop shooting to approach the Reds. While Donut wonders how a single company can briefly stop a war, Sarge arrives to demand why the battle has stopped. He then reveals that he used to write speeches for Steve Ballmer, including the one Ballmer used at the last Conference, in which he chanted "Developers, developers, developers" multiple times. Due to a conflict over the exact number of times in which the word should have been repeated, Sarge was demoted to serve in Blood Gulch.

[edit] PSA 5

  • Full title: "RvBIAA"
  • Length: 3’ 39”

In a parody of the RIAA, the teams formally announce their intention to sue everybody who has ever visited the official Red vs. Blue website. As piracy of free videos is blamed for the declining sales of a then-unavailable DVD, it is said that $45 million is the expected judgment per case. Though Grif is the only one to argue against the logic of such action, his points are immediately ignored, and Church notes the intentions to sue him and other Red vs. Blue cast members in the process.

[edit] PSA 6

  • Full title: "A Message to the Science Community"
  • Length: 2’ 47”

After an interrupted introduction, the teams complain about the number of NASA-sent space exploration rovers in the gulch, noting it would be much easier to call them using a phone instead. The rovers are seen terrorizing the inhabitants of the gulch, as Caboose is frightened by a rover's large claw, and Sheila must fend off multiple drones hitting on her. All but Grif are annoyed, as he has been able to adjust a rover to effectively make him a high-powered skateboard, and makes a ramp.

[edit] PSA 7

  • Full title: "Tax Day Tips"
  • Length: 2’ 05”

Tucker comes across Sarge, who is upset after learning he is in millions of dollars in tax debt to the Internal Revenue Service. Doc attempts to offer advice, but ends up getting shot at when he suggests deducting weapons and vehicles used in their military career.

[edit] PSA 8

  • Full title: "A Very Special Mother's Day Message"
  • Length: 3’ 12”

Unhelpful viewers tips are given on what to buy mothers for Mother's Day, beginning with a display of what could go wrong, where Grif has bought his mother, Simmons, a series of gifts the latter despises. A scene is then shown in which Caboose, as the son, has made Donut, as his mother, a coffee mug which has already been broken and left elsewhere. Satisfied with the performances, Sarge then suggests an assortment of possible gifts using a scrolling list which moves too quickly to be read.

[edit] PSA 9

  • Full title: "4th Of July Safety Tips"
  • Length: 3’ 08”

Church, Donut, and Caboose present various fireworks safety tips for the 4th Of July. As the scenes progress, Caboose commonly has mistaken a grenade for another object, leading to a large explosion. The safety tips culminate in Caboose accidentally shooting Donut with a bottle rocket, played by Sheila.

[edit] PSA 10

  • Full title: "Indigestion 2004"
  • Length: 3’ 01”

For thanksgiving, Sarge announces his plan to outdo the turducken with his own improbably complex creation, while Grif and Church try to point out the difference between Red vs. Blue and Red and Blue states to confused viewers as the 2004 general election loomed.

[edit] PSA 11

  • Full title: "Cold & Flu Season Tips"
  • Length: 3’ 50”

Grif and Simmons present various tips to combat the cold and flu, though they have little expert knowledge of the subject. To supplement this, Doc appears to offer his own advice, though it becomes obvious that he considers many of the side effects of O'Malley's possession of him to be common ailments that are met with the cold and flu, along with a series of listed disgusting effects. It is revealed that Caboose has been suffering from avian flu, from which he believes he can fly, and falls off a rock trying to demonstrate his ability. Finally, Donut advises to stay warm and avoid computer viruses. As Grif turns out to be sick himself, Sarge prepares his own unorthodox treatments.

[edit] PSA 12

  • Full title: "Winter Lames:The Olympics Suck"
  • Length: 2’ 55”

Church and Simmons appear to suggest improvements to the Olympic Games to attract viewers after the boring 2006 Winter Olympics. First criticizing the new events, new ideas for games and improvements to previous ones are added by Sarge, among them the "Rocket Luge", the slalom using laser gates, and an increase in the number of polar bears.

[edit] PSA 13

  • Full title: "Lethargy Crisis"
  • Length: 2’ 58”

The characters give some tips on how to survive the rising price of gasoline, such as the alternative of milk, though it is more expensive.

[edit] PSA 14

Grif, Simmons and Sarge share their plans for a zombie invasion with Doc, while the Blue Team pretends to be zombies to capture the Red flag.

[edit] PSA 15

Church and Grif introduce a series of common mistakes made by moviegoers. Each of the situations features the characters at a movie theater watching the Halo Wars preview. In Situation #1, Andy complains loudly about the previews. In Situation #2, Caboose drinks too much of a small soda and needs to go to the bathroom, but the others won't let him out into the aisle. Later, he needs to go again, but eventually says he doesn't need to anymore, implying that he has wet himself. In Situation #3, Grif's sister annoys everyone by talking on her cell phone. It turns out she is talking to Donut, who is in the same theater. Finally, in Situation #4, Tucker's alien baby causes a racket, causing Simmons to berate Tucker. The baby responds by tearing out Simmons' spine. The PSA ends with Church describing his intent to go to a movie and videotape it. He and Grif then ironically lament that people who talk during the movie, "ruin the industry".

[edit] PSA 16

  • Full title: "Go Go Gadget Video"
  • Release date: February 7, 2007 (sponsors)

Grif and Simmons complain of the constantly advancing state of current technology, seemingly rendering each device obsolete shortly after release. Sarge argues that the best way for a gadget to remain high-tech is to never make it into the public's hands.

[edit] Specials

These videos usually feature the cast in-character and may make reference to recent events of the main storyline, but are generally considered non-canon.

[edit] Special 1

  • Full title: "The E3 2003 Video"
  • Length: 2’ 53”

The two teams gather in the Red Base to watch the Halo 2 E3 2003 trailer, and comment on it.

[edit] Special 2

  • Full title: "New York City Film Festival Video 2003: I Heart Blood Gulch"
  • Length: 3’ 16”

Tucker and Church go to the 2003 Machinima Film Festival in New York City.

[edit] Special 3

  • Full title: "The E3 2004 Video: Much Ado About What Thing"
  • Length: 2’ 03”

Sarge gathers the teams to make an announcement about the upcoming campaign: that it’s going to be great.

[edit] Special 4

  • Full title: "New York City Film Festival Video 2004: Real Life Vs. Internet"
  • Length: 3’ 28” (NYC Festival Version) 3’ 14” (Public Version)

Church and Grif present a series of comparisons between real life and the Internet.

[edit] Special 5

  • Full title: "Old Annoyance Be Forgot"
  • Release date: 4’ 14”

Celebrating Christmas 2004 in the wasteland without Church, the teams reminisce about the previous Christmas, and how he ruined it for them all.

[edit] Special 6

  • Full title: "Major Players"
  • Length: 2’ 01”

The teams prepare for the 2005 Sundance Film Festival.

[edit] Special 7

  • Full title: "OMG. Humped."
  • Length: 1’ 35”

Members of the gulch compete in Halo 2 against Bungie Studios, and are defeated.

[edit] Special 8

  • Full title: "Uncharted Territories"

The Blue Team traipse through the new maps of Halo 2 in order to find their parked car.

[edit] Special 9

  • Full title: "Zero O'Clock"
  • Length: 1’ 59”

Grif attempts to leave with Simmons to see the launch of the Xbox 360, only to be sidetracked by Sarge.

[edit] Special 10

  • Full title: "Vive la Resolution!"
  • Length: 4’ 41”

The teams try to come up with resolutions for the first annual "Blood Gulch Resolution-off" as the new year approches The winners will be the team with the best resolutions; the losers will actually have to follow through with their resolutions. The Blues eventually attack when they realise they have little chance of winning.

[edit] DVD videos

These videos are only available on the season DVDs of Red vs. Blue. Note that this list includes only full episodes, so most Easter Eggs are omitted.

[edit] St. Patrick's Day Video

  • Length: 1’ 14”

Donut attempts to convince Doc and Tucker that they must pinch him for not wearing green armor on St. Patrick's Day. Available on the season 2 DVD.

[edit] Flag Day Video

  • Full title: "Raise ‘Em if You Got ‘Em"
  • Length: 1’ 42”

In a similar video to the St. Patrick’s Day Video, Donut now tries to convince Doc and Tucker that he is allowed to pinch them for not having a flag on Flag Day. He then suggest such festive gams as "Let your flag fly". Available on the season 2 DVD.

[edit] Lost Campaign Ads

  • Length: 2’ 12”

In a parody of the 2004 U.S. Presidential Election, two campaign ads for Church and one for Sarge have the characters promising improvements to the canyon, or attacking one another. Available on the season 3 DVD.

[edit] Custom Videos

  • Full title: "Just for You"

In response to the frequent requests by fans for custom videos made for specific events, the cast of Red vs. Blue prepare generic videos for different situations. Available on the season 4 DVD.

[edit] Bungie episodes

[edit] Go For Launch

  • Length: 2′ 36″

In anticipation of the release of Halo 2, this video was released on Bungie’s website. In it, Sarge shows a video of supposed improvements to vehicles, weapons, and bases in reference to their actual updates in the new game, though they are either ineffective or make things worse from the viewpoint of a soldier defending himself.

[edit] The Full Circle

  • Length: 1′ 55”

After the launch of the Xbox 360, the teams have to deal with various strangers walking through the battle looking to use the console’s special online features. Released exclusively on the Xbox Live Marketplace for download.

[edit] Holidays video

Simmons and Grif attempt to wish their viewers a Merry Christmas, but Doc warns them to be politically correct in order not to offend those who do not celebrate Christmas, and succeeds in convincing Simmons. Sarge ignores these warnings, but cannot complete his greeting due to various Xbox 360 features interrupting him, as the video was originally released for download to the console.

[edit] Special events

These videos were created for special causes, such as DVDs included with magazines, concerts, or expositions, that are otherwise unlisted.

[edit] Computer Gaming World DVD video

  • Full title: "What Could Have Been"
  • Length: 2’ 27”

Church and Grif explain that, before Red vs. Blue was created, Computer Gaming World included a non-Red vs. Blue video on a DVD and people began visiting their website. Wishing to take advantage of the visitors, they went through multiple ideas for a series, mostly clichéd film genres, before settling on Red vs. Blue.

[edit] Barenaked Ladies concert videos

[edit] Front Row

  • Full title: "Front Row"
  • Length: 0’ 28”

Church complains about his poor seats for the concert, and begins to heckle Simmons in the front row.

[edit] Midshow

  • Full title: "Midshow"
  • Length: 2’ 27”

Church and Tucker introduce a guide to concert-going etiquette.

[edit] Sublime

  • Full title: "Sublime"
  • Length: 0’ 44”

Church and Simmons attempt to greet the audience, but are interrupted by obvious attempts at subliminal messaging.

[edit] 2004 Penny Arcade Exposition video

  • Full title: "Penny Pinchers"
  • Length: 2’ 49”

The crew runs into obstacles while trying to film an introduction to the convention.

[edit] Electronic Gaming Monthly DVD videos

[edit] The Way We Were

  • Length: 5’ 08”

The Red vs. Blue cast display stories of Red and Blue battles from throughout history.

[edit] Point/Counterpoint: Celebrating the Holidays

  • Full title: "A Special Holiday Message"
  • Length: 4’ 55”

In another Point/Counterpoint debate, Church argues against celebrating Christmas, while Grif argues for it.

[edit] Total Request Live video

  • Full title: "I Want my RvB"
  • Length: 2’ 04”
  • Release date: not sure

Damien Fahey is visiting the Blue team, and tries to talk Church into letting him drive Sheila, when the Reds show up to berate Church for not following the MTV formula. Created to introduce a music video on the show, as part of a special segment done on Rooster Teeth Productions.

[edit] Forbes.com video

  • Full title: "The Cash is Always Greener"
  • Length: 2’ 29”
  • Release date: December 14, 2006

At Grif's annoyance, Sarge uses his opportunity on the Forbes.com website to push his new video gaming/money making service, with testimonials by Church and Doc.

http://www.forbes.com/video/?video=fvn/games/de_redbl121106

[edit] WPF/E video

  • Full title: "Sweating the Details"
  • Length: 3:23
  • Release date: March 5 2007?

This video features Scott Guthrie, the General Manager for WPF/E. Sarge was expecting Scott to attack the blue team but since Sarge considers General Managers as pencil-necked weaklings he decided to paint Donut blue. Scott briefly explains the features of WPF/E before being showen around blood gulch. On encountering Donut they let Scott shot Donut thinking that he would miss. They were surprised to find out that being a General Manager had a lot in common to shooting Donut. Being accurate (shooting Donut in the visor), knowlegdable (knowing it was Donut), having fun (shooting Donut in the first place) and being thorough (shooting Donut again).

News post on episode - http://nikon.bungie.org/news.html?item=18056

WPF/E projects - http://channel9.msdn.com/playground/wpfe/

Scott Guthrie's blog - http://weblogs.asp.net/scottgu/archive/2007/03/05/video-of-scott-guthrie-shooting-private-donut-and-some-good-asp-net-ajax-links.aspx

Video itself (Note requires WPF/E player to watch) - http://channel9.msdn.com/playground/wpfe/rvbplayer/

[edit] Joke episodes

[edit] Episode 28.5

  • Full title: "The Last Episode Ever"
  • Length: 2’ 15”
  • Release date: 1 April 2004

Released on April Fool's Day and the anniversary of Red vs. Blue's first episode, the episode begins with Grif and Donut crying over the graves of Sarge and Simmons, following the events of episode 28. Sarge appears and explains that he had only been napping, and had escaped by eating his way out of the ground with his spoon. Simmons' ghost appears to give the Red team a warning, but Donut shoots and kills him, explaining that Simmons' ghost is actually "Ol' Man Caboose". Tucker and Doc appear and announce their engagement, over which a French-speaking Lopez, apparently in love with Tucker, laments. Church awakes and realizes that this episode had apparently been merely a dream, when he finds himself confronted by the French-speaking Lopez.

[edit] Episode 45.9

  • Full title: "The Greatest Episode Ever"
  • Length: 3′ 58″
  • Release date: 16 December 2004

Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero. Simmons ability was exaggerated, portraying him as able to learn how to fly, able to teach Caboose how to kill Grif with a karate chop and feared by the blue team and O'Mally/Doc.

[edit] External links