List of My Gym Partner's a Monkey episodes

While vaccinating the students, Nurse Gazelle accidentally hits Adam with a monkey formula shot from a blowgun that turns him into an ape.

A high score in the school placement test puts Adam in the honors class where he is teased by the students at first, but he is soon respected by them when they see his excellent spelling skills.

Adam can remember the plays and he becomes a quarterback but he is not good at football, while Jake has a great arm for football. Now they have to work together to try and earn a win for the school's football team because they have never won a game...ever.

Adam and Jake break a fish tube and Jake's consequence is to work in the school office filing papers. Meanwhile, Adam's punishment guides a foreign exchange student who is an endangered panda called Dingbang around the school (meaning if Adam lets Dingbang get hurt, he and Jake will be separated until they get in eighth grade), but Dingbang is causing a lot of trouble…and it turns out that Dingbang is actually Larry Raccoon (a former student who was expelled from the school for being a truant) in disguise.

Adam complains about the cafeteria food, saying it's not fit for a human and Principal Pixiefrog replaces the animal food with food humans eat, but the animals like it so much, they eat a lot of it and get fat!

Jake is offended after Adam describes someone going ape, so Adam tries to make things right with his friend, even dressing up as his favorite rock star in drag.

When Adam accidentally hits resident school bully Bull's snout, he becomes the bully, but he doesn't want to. Now the animals are afraid of him.

Mrs. Chameleon thinks that Jake should have the role of Jungle Guy, but Adam wants the part to impress kerry (the girl he likes). So they do things that will decide who will be the best suited for that role.

Slips has a case of "the sheds" which everybody gets and he doesn't want to hear about it until he sees a video about it.

When Jake finds a cursed animal-brainwashing diamond doorknob, he soon discovers it's power when all of his classmates (except Adam, of course) all at the same time say, "Pretty, pretty. Shiny, shiny". Then at the cafeteria, he even forces the lunch lady to get hypnotized like all the others! While Jake rules the school, every single animal is brainwashed and all they talk about is monkey butts! Adam must stop this! Will he? Find out when Jake is hosting a show at the school caferteria and he has a box full of shiny doorknobs. And to break the spell is to smash the doorknobs into a million pieces!

Commercial For This Episode:
Jake (Holding up the doorknob): Behold, the power of the shiny!
Classmates: Pretty, pretty. Shiny, shiny...
Jake: You cannot resist the power of the shiny!
Classmates:...iny. Pretty, pretty. Shiny, shiny.
Jake (To Adam, who is annoyed): All a-welcome, Adam. All a-welcome.
Bloo (Off-screen): Cartoon Network.
Fred FredBurger (Off-screen): Yes!
Jake(While his classmates are still saying, "Pretty, pretty. Shiny, shiny" and rubbing the doorknob): Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny?

The star of the self titled Amazon Kevin's Wild Animal Takedown comes as a surprise at the invitation of Adam to the school assembly with a major disaster.

There is a textbook shortage and to raise money to buy new textbooks, Adam and Jake try to sell selling chocolate-covered grubs during Charles Darwin Middle School's Annual School Sales Drive, but they have trouble selling them.

Notes:

• After Steve Irwin's death, the episode Amazon Kevin was banned from Australia.

After receiving a number of citations, Adam and Jake are put on Hall Monitor duty, but Adam smells out corruption within the ranks.

Jake becomes the school's class clown after his talking buttocks routine is a success.

On Howl-o-ween, Adam goes into the scary boiler room to get a file for Principal Pixiefrog just to get away from the constant howling and finds a human janitor.

Jake makes up for accidentally ruining Adam's science fair project by implanting a robotic arm in his skull, but starts to have a mind of its own.

Adam and Jake discover unsent love letters to Mrs. Tusk by Mr. Hornbill, so it's up to Adam and Jake to coach the painfully shy rhino to woo Mrs. Tusk.

Zira Cornelius, a famous documentary filmmaker, comes to Charles Darwin Middle School and focuses on Adam believing him to be a freakish missing link with a zit and a broken nose along with a mess on the worst day of his life.

Adam is celebrating his birthday party at a pizza palace, but when his human and animal friends both show up, he has to find ways to keep them apart or else will be embarrassed.

Adam befriends a koala named Deidre, who is sad as sad can be, and it's up to Jake and Lupe to give her a makeover.

Adam enters the school elections and faces off against seemingly powerful Bull Sharkowski.

When Darwin Middle School is closed due to bat guano contamination, school is held in a portable classroom, until Jake accidentally knocks it off its' blocks and rolls down the street with his scratching.

When Adam's lie about being allergic to animals fails, he has to wear a plastic bubble, but instead of Adam being made fun of, it becomes the latest fad at school.

Adam's excited when Kerry invites him to play paintball early the next morning, but finds it very hard to sleep when Windsor, Jake and Slips show up for a sleepover.

In this season finale half-hour episode, Adam wants to ask Kerry to the school dance but is too nervous. Jake is shocked Adam doesn't want to go with him, and Ingrid thinks Adam wants to ask her to the dance. They are both distraught when he shows up to the dance with Kerry.

Mr. Mandrill suggests that Adam and Coach Gills switch roles for day after Coach Gills loses her temper over Adam's performance in her class.

Adam and Jake take an aptitude test, but they are not happy with their results. So they try to find their true destiny.

The Charles Darwin Jungle Squad wants Adam to cheer with them at the extreme cheerleading finals after one of the cheerleaders gets injured.

Jake is getting detention every weekend so he can leave the zoo and go on to make a basic cable variety show, Basic Jake.

Adam gets to go back to his old school as part of an exchange program, however the school is not exactly the same as he remembers it.

In the refrigerated part of the school where students are taking their polar classes, Jake falls in with a bunch of "cool kids" and forgets about his other friends. The "cool kids" rejected Jake to fit in with them, because they only wanted to see how many "arc-ticks" he could pick off.

Henry's singing is very poor, but when Jake hears it, he mistakes it for talent and enters him in the talent show. He also books him a gig on TV. Adam tries to stop them before Henry is humiliated on national television. Will he succeed?

Jake wakes up with what appears to be a large, bushy moustache and it changes his world a lot. He receives respect from the school bully, Bull, he is skilled with numchucks, and he even gets to drive a car. Adam needs to stop him before his life is wrecked, but how can he shave the moustache off when Jake is skilled with nunchucks?

• The situation in "Disregarding Henry" is similar to the situation with William Hung.

When the school gets sued, Principal Pixiefrog takes time off from work. His replacement is Principal Wolverine, a principal who is making things miserable for the students. So Adam and Jake attempt to persuade Principal Pixiefrog to come back to his old job.

No one is reading the school newspaper and it's closing down. So Adam suggests that they write an interesting story.

When Adam tells Margaret Rhino that she is rare, she becomes so arrogant that her friends, Joanie and Latanya, get angry at her. But when Adam learns the truth about Margaret, he tries to tell them.

After finding a stranded fish, Adam is granted a magic fish wish. Adam thinks this is nonsense while his friends want him to use the wish on them.

Adam, Jake and other students are given eggs that they have to take care of for a school assignment. Of course, Adam get stuck doing all the work for Jake, and finds that this responsibility is too much for him!

- the flour sack Adam mentions may refer to the Danny Phantom episode "Life Lessons"

Jake gets clones for himself and Adam, but are mean jerks. They are ruining their records by running around the school naked and causing chaos. Jake and Adam have to capture them before it's too late.

Jake takes a day off from school by spending it at school as part of his typical Jake fashion. He enjoys the facilities and persuades Adam to join him.

Lupe in Love

Jake brings and shows his new pet, Orlando, who's a mocking parrot, to Adam. But Adam is having a little trouble trying to get to know him better.

Meanwhile, outside of the school, Lupe and her gothic/punk rocker boyfriend, Cory, who's a vulture, are both sitting on a branch. Lupe is fed up with her boyfriend because he doesn't seem to be hearing her when she's talking because of his loud munching through a bag of carrion jerky. Lupe waits for what her boyfriend should give up on - Her or his jerky.

Lupe is now seen crying and wailing on Ingrid's nose. Ingrid tries to explain that that vulture wasn't meant for her, but Lupe flies off, saying, "I'll never know love again!". Without looking, Lupe bumps into the lockers next to Adam, Jake and Orlando and falls to the ground, looking injured. Orlando looks at his reflection by a mirror in Jake's locker and says "Pretty bird". Lupe, thinking that he just said that to her, quickly starts to develop a crush on him!

At lunchtime, Lupe has set up a fancy table for her and her new "boyfriend". Everyone thinks that Adam has set Lupe up! So, Jake decides to open a little company and make everyone in school find their perfect match. But each couple are a prey to each other!

Later that day, Jake creates a love cruise on a river in the middle of the hallway! Everyone gets on board, including Principal Pixiefrog. Everyone is having fun, dancing to the music and relaxing. Lupe still believes that Orlando like-likes her by his wolf-whistle! Adam is very happy about this too.

But then we see Lupe fall to the floor, weakly saying, "Porque? Porque?" (Translated: "Why? Why?"). Adam then asks her if she's okay. Then Lupe responds, "Yes. Yes, I am not. Orlando LEFT ME!". Everyone is shocked! "My life as I know it IS OVER!", cries Lupe. Then Pixiefrog's rose that he's holding when he got on board quickly dries up for this "tragedy"!

When the ship crashes to the wall and sinks, everyone is out on time and they all think that this was just a big joking set up and all want a refund for Adam and Jake's couple company! To keep themselves out of trouble by trying to get proof, Adam then asks Lupe is she's sure that Orlando really left her. Lupe explains that Orlando has found another bird by his nice sayings, which she heard through the boys' restroom. Adam then explains to Lupe that it's not what she thinks. Adam opens the door a little, and we see Orlando looking at himself in the mirror again and says, "Pretty bird".

Lupe now (sadly) knows the truth - Orlando doesn't think that she's pretty. Adam tries to explain Orlando's personaity, but Lupe interrupts by suddenly getting obnoxious and upset. While the popular music from Psycho is heard in the background and Adam and Jake are scared of her, Lupe glows red, has fire on her head and back and yells, "He doesn't think I'm pretty?! You set me up with someone who doesn't think I'm...PRETTY?!". Then a voice says, "I think you're pretty, Lupe". Lupe's glow turns off and her flames die out. She then turns around and sees that it's her ex-boyfriend!

Lupe flies up to him and decides to be his girlfriend again. But still, Lupe again waits for what he can give up on - Her or his big bag of jerky. Adam and Jake are in a relief and hope that this is a day they'll never forget.

Animas is a celebration for animals and their instincts and it's come around. The holiday usually lasts four and a half days. Adam needs to get in touch with his instincts or else the holiday will be ruined.

• The following is parodied in this episode:
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • A Christmas Carol
  • It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  • It's a Wonderful Life

When the carnival comes to the school, Adam tries to win a Princess Ballerina Snowglobe, which is very cheesy.

Adam is given the keys to the Lookout Tower after passing a safety test the first try. The Lookout Tower is a bachelor pad located atop the school. Adam's job is the look out for threats in the school, but his job is made difficult when his friends use the Lookout Tower to throw a party.

Instead of letter grades on his report card, Adam receives generic positive symbols. He complains about this to Principal Pixiefrog and he changes the current system to letter grades with terrifying results.

When Adam fails another Feeding Frenzy exam, Mr. Hornbill thinks that he may be held back if he doesn't pass the next exam. So Adam gets a tutor to help him, but the tutor is actually Bull.

Adam is embroiled in a prank war that he doesn't want to be in.

Teddy Truman, Windsor's ventriloqust's dummy, is enrolled into Charles Darwin Middle School. Most students think that Teddy is a living thing, except Adam.

It's spring and fashions at school are out of control! Principal Pixiefrog solves this by instituting a school uniformity policy. Now the students are starting to act overly "proper" except Adam. Adam teams up with Dickie to return the school back to its old, less mannered ways. Will they succeed?

Jake wants to join the space program, but the only problem is that astronauts wear pants and he detests wearing pants, so Adam tries to help. At the end, the program turns out to be a group of cheesy group of monkey acrobats.

While Adam is sick from school, Jake starts to lose his mind. Meanwhile, Adam is having the time of his life at home, playing video games and reading comics. This episode is most likely a parody of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Jake tries to warn Adam not to fall for the petting zoo kids' dirty tricks, but after falling for "the Huggy," the little animals are robbing him of his dignity and using it to trade for money to trade for petting zoo pellets.

After borrowing a pencil from Phineas Porpoise, Adam and Jake have to deliver a lunchbox to a locker in return. But how can they do it when it winds up in the hands of Bull Sharkowski?

A hermit crab finds a new home in Adam's locker, but Adam wants him out to get his books for class. Meanwhile, Jake searches for the legendary "Mer-Monkey."

Notes:

• Phineas is called the Finfather in The Spiffanos, which is a reference to the movie, The Godfather
• The Spiffanos is a play of the title of the drama series, The Sopranos
• the locker number mentioned in The Spiffanos is a possible refferance to the song 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone
• The "Finfather" henchman riding his tricycle down the hall is reminiscent of Danny in The Shining (film).
• Little Mermonkey is a play of the title, The Little Mermaid.

Lupe debates that a toucan star is making toucans look like idiots, which pushes Adam into creating a United Species club. And Jake comes up with some plans to avenge being kicked out of the club.

The laws of nature says that everyone must have a sidekick, and that sidekick must respect its boss. But how can order be maintained if everything turns upside-down when Adam and Jake argue over who's the sidekick?

Windsor tries to hide from Deb, a gorilla from Cameroon, because he is afraid that he will have to marry her.

Jake trades places with his cousin Lord Saucypants (also known as Saucy). Lord Saucypants is actually a celebrity's monkey, but his life is not as great as it sounds.

Notes:

• In The Prince and the Pooper, at one point Jake clings to the gate screaming, "It's a madhouse! A madhouse!" This is a reference to Amazon Kevin, who also says it while being chased by CDMS' students.
• The picture in The Prince and the Pooper might have been a picture of Anneliese van der Pol in 2002.
• "The Prince and the Pooper" is obviously a homage to Mark Twain's The Prince and the Pauper.
• When Princepal Pixefrog gives several refenaces to "the Raven".
• Foreverville Farm makes a reference to "Neverland Ranch".

Adam and Jake do a cooler version of the announcements.

Instinct gets the better of Slips and his new friend, Carl Mongoose.

Adam goes on the annual field trip when joining the school band. The trip is usually an experience, but this year, the tour bus crashes into the city's woods and its all because of Adam and his piccolo. They are now lost and they try to survive. The faculty and students cannot survive in the wild, since they are afraid of the wildlife (they call the wildlife "wild animals," when the animals are really butterflies, bears, chipmunks, etc. and they are zoo animals). Adam tries to save the day by putting what he has learned at the school into use. [1]

Jake kept trying to pass Adam a note, and when Adam was holding it, he was blamed.

Jake and Adam get lunch duty for accidentally lighting up a stick of dynamite. When Mrs. Tusk gets angry at Adam for not wearing his hairnet, Adam points out that Jake is covered in hair. To end the short, Adam is washing the dishes and Jake comes past the screen completely covered in hair nets.

Adam tries to find a bathroom. He runs all over the school to find one. First he stops at an out of order bathroom, then he finds a tree, but he can't use it because Principal Pixiefrog is there. Next, he finds a bathroom only to find a line consisting of Sammy Snail. He goes to the toilet very slowly, which ends the short.

Instead of dodgeball class, they are doing dance education, and Coach Gills asks everyone to pair up with a partner, and Adam is the only one without a partner. Then, they start doing the dance, and Adam tries to copy it. He accidentally does the mating dance of several different species, and everyone piles on top of him, which ends the short.

The school advertizes a worthless trinket called a "Pocket Clam," which claims to have hundreds of uses. Adam gets mad and says that it's just a clam with googly eyes glued to it, but the animals don't listen to him. Then calls everyone who buys one bufoons. The animals all throw their "Pocket Clams" at Adam, which ends the short.

It's the Darwin Middle School's Picture Day and everybody has to be smiling for the camera, because Principal Pixiefrog takes pictures during the hall school day.