List of Mr. Meaty episodes
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] 1.Pilot
(Shown on December 30, 2005)
Pilot: Josh and Parker get stuck in the freezer and recollect their memories while Parker eats everything in sight.
[edit] 2. Buffalo Burrito/Parkerina
(Shown on September 22, 2006)
Buffalo Burrito: Parker stinks -- literally (because he didn't take a shower in 1 week). Josh can’t even stand to be near him. Oblivious, Parker thinks they’re simply ‘growing apart’ and need something to strengthen their friendship. That ‘something’ is cramming himself and Josh into a buffalo costume together to promote the latest Mr. Meaty taste sensation. But when Josh freaks out from the smell, they end up being tasered by Mr. Carney and wake up on the wild plains…a free buffalo. Only then does Parker realize how he smells.
Parkerina: The new Miss Meaty burger doesn’t seem to be attracting the ladies, but after eating one pink burger too many (despite the fact that the burger is not recommended for boys), Parker undergoes a startling transformation – into a girl! Josh thinks this is perfect: Parker can go undercover and find out why the girls are treating him so coldly. Unfortunately, when Parker learns the truth, he thinks Josh deserves much worse than the cold shoulder…
[edit] 3. Schnozzola/Wedgelor
(Shown on September 29, 2006)
Schnozzola: Josh and Parker try to help Ashley Steinberg get a zit off of her nose with a special concoction, "Nuke 10", but it burns off her nose and they attempt to glue it back on with "Nose Balm 20". Soon they replace her nose with a sausage, and everyone likes the new craze for noses made of meat.
Wedgelor: Josh is upset that the mall girls don't like him because he's skinny and three little punks boss him around, so he and Parker go to the store to get protein powder, despite Parker telling Josh to listen to Master Kindu, and encounter a jar on the bargain rack that contains the demon Wedgelor. The demon gives Josh a big beefy body, but doesn't enlarge his head to match, plus Wedgelor goes on a wedgie rampage in the mall! Quotes:Wedgelor:(To Doug)Prepare mortal for your tidy whities shall spell your doom
[edit] 4. The Fries That Bind / Moochmaster P
(Shown on October 6, 2006)
Moochmaster P': Parker is hungry. And he trys to get Josh to give him one bite of his sandwich. Josh gives in and Parker eats almost the whole thing- and Josh calls him a moocher. So then Parker then goes aorund the mall and takes one bite of everyone's food. Then he comes back and eats a raw burger and a tapeworm soon grows in Parker's stomach and eats the food Parker mooches before Parker can!
The Fries That Bind: After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty. Not only did Josh refuse to apologize, he called him Porker! But when Parker accepts a new job at the ‘Soy What’ counter across the food court, Josh finds that he can’t cope without his friend and heads across the court to apologize. Instead, he discovers Parker about to be sacrificed and eaten by a vicious soy cult! The two friends overcome their differences and battle their way free, armed with delicious product.
[edit] 5. Hamish / Tater Turf
(Shown on October 13, 2006)
Hamish: When at the line for "Star Raiders 4," Goth girl asks Josh if he will see the movie with her. Josh quickly accepts, leaving Parker friendless. Needy for a friend, he makes one out of meat - Hamish.(First appearance of Goth Girl in full half hour TV series.)
Tater Turf: The tater tots challenge Josh to a dance-off, and Josh wins. But when another challenge comes, Josh reveals that he only has one move. Will he keep his turf?,or will he leave Scanchbauro Mallforever?
[edit] 6. Noseferateens / I Love Lizzy
(Shown on October 27, 2006)
I Love Lizzy: When Lizzy, a new employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her. She’s a messy eater; she likes Star Raiders and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo! Only problem is, Josh thinks she’s pretty hot too! The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy – a game that Parker wins. But when Josh discovers that Lizzy’s really a lizard-faced alien, will his friend believe him?
Noseferateens: Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they're quickly aghast when they have no reflection, food has no taste, and Doug’s on the hunt to catch any fangheads in his mall.
The title "Noseferateens" is a pun on the silent film Nosferatu.
[edit] 7. Tell Tale Burger / Parkers Date
(Shown On November 4, 2006)
Tell Tale Burger: When Parker suddenly runs off to the bathroom and Josh has to cook fries and causes an overflow of oil which he blames Parker for. After his guilt takes him over Josh confesses to Mr.Carney
Parkers Date: When Josh talks Parker into going on a double-date with him he has to change his buddy from zero to hero. Despite all the training he still is a zero and the date is disastrous until Parker finds a girl who talks a little Kalingi herself.
[edit] 8. Model Employee
(Shown November 18, 2006)
Chip 2.6, the new robot employee turns out to be a disaster. When Josh first accepts Chip, Parker gets jealous. Chaos insues.
[edit] 9. Unihorn / Josh-Off
(Shown November 25, 2006)
Unihorn: Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous, and summons a unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly looking unicorn himself.
Josh-Off: Josh tells Parker to stop being a dork and act like him so Parker does-litterally! Now they have a face off hosted by Doug to see who is the real Josh.
[edit] 10. Roast Beef Barb / My Eddie
(Shown on December 2, 2006)
Roast Beef Barb: When Barb, Joshs' crush made of "Jiffy Meat" and everyone's DNA, is created by Parker, Josh thinks nothing of her at first. But when he hears people in the mall criticizing her, he has second thoughts about Barb.
My Eddie: Parker orders a "Baby Yeti" he saw on a commercial from Japanese TV, and names him Eddie. When stored in the freezer, he eats everything in sight, and as a result grows to a giant yeti. But when the manager comes to drop off the new products, what will Parker do with Eddie?
[edit] 11. Suburbs Of Apes/Doug of The Dead
(Shown December 9, 2006)
Suburb of the Apes: Wanting to get a game craze,Josh and Parker build a time machine to go 2 months into the future. They find Scanchboro Mall invaded by babboons. It turns out Parker sent them into the year 2676.
Doug of the Dead: A strange new device is brought to Mr. Meaty, guaranteed to increase meat sales 200 percent. When activated, it turns the patrons of the mall into meat-crazed zombies.
- Suburb of the Apes is a parody of Planet of the Apes
- Doug of the Dead is also a parody of Dawn of the Dead
[edit] 12. Original Sin/Ninjam
(Shown March 10, 2007)
Original Sin:Wink recalls the good old days of Mr. Meaty before the original owner was brought back by Josh and Parker.
Ninjam:Josh and Parker learn ninjitsu.
Note: The episode Original Sin shows how Wink got the electric chip on his head.
[edit] 13. Dinkleman/The Incredible Jerk
(Shown March 17, 2007)
Dinkleman:Parker gains super powers that gets on Josh's nerve. But what will happen when Electro Clash and other foes goes to destroy them?
The Incredible Jerk:Parker gets sick of everyone insulting him. But then he turns into an insulting beast!
- Dinkleman is a parody of Superman.
- The Incredible Jerk is a parody of The Incredible Hulk.
- Electro Clash is a parody of Electro or Mysterio.