Some episodes had two versions, an American version and a Canadian version, often with alternate sketches. This episode guide is based on the official DVD releases. The first three seasons use the American versions of the episodes because HBO would allow more to be shown than the CBC. Seasons 4 and 5 use the Canadian versions because the CBC allowed more to be shown than CBS.
| Episode number |
Sketches |
| 1 |
Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathy and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3 |
| 2 |
Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn |
| 3 |
Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3 |
| 4 |
Déjà Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor |
| 5 |
Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2 |
| 6 |
Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him? |
| 7 |
Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers |
| 8 |
Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2 |
| 9 |
A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic |
| 10 |
Hoopla, McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicuty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon |
| 11 |
Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger I, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop |
| 12 |
Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora! |
| 13 |
Signs of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4 |
| 14 |
Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm A Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale |
| 15 |
Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby |
| 16 |
The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of My Cock |
| 17 |
Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women |
| 18 |
Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She's Gone |
| 19 |
Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, Owww |
| 20 |
Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible |
| 21 (compilation) |
Death Row, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Buddy's Better, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Citizen Kane, Car Ride, Womyn, Crushing Your Head Part 3, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2 |
| 22 (HBO Special compilation) |
Hey You Millionaire, Crying Guy, Crush Your Head Part 1, Cabbage Head, Romeo, Crush Your Head Part 2, Buddy Cole, Reg, Crush Your Head Part 3 |
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| Episode number |
Sketches |
| 1 |
Spring, Comfortable, Trucker #2, Hard Day, Off Swingin', The Doctor, Bobby and the Devil, |
| 2 |
Cops - O Canada, Trapper, Cabbage Head - Old Friends, Not Working Out 1, The Loner, Not Working Out 2, Simon and Hecubus, Not Working Out 3, Girls of Summer |
| 3 |
Mark's Newscast - Paper Airplanes, Sizzler & Sizzler, Pageant, Tony and Nick, Mark's Newscast - Meech Lake, A Little Something, Phone |
| 4 |
Nutty Bunnies, Queer Nation, Cops - Uniform, Excellent Dinner, Cops - Stanze, The Parrot, Cops - Running Naked, Customer, On the Run, |
| 5 |
The Jury, Cops - Shootout, Prisoner, Sizzler and the Bank, Cops 17-211 In Progress, Chicken Lady, Drugs Are Bad, Cops - Prisoner, Clean Sheets, Justice |
| 6 |
Second Novel, Baboon, Hair Loss, Conversation, Buddy - Wood Nymph, Anecdote, Groovy Teacher |
| 7 |
Lady is a Tramp, Meet the Geralds, I'm English, Lady is a Tramp Part II, Painting A Chair, The Lack O Trust Blues, Lady is A Tramp Part III |
| 8 |
I Can't Play the Piano, Democracy, Tampa Bay, Cops - Goose, Freak, Cops - Tony Baldwin, Seminar, Celebrity, Liposuction |
| 9 |
Cops - Dream, Crushing Hospital, Cops - Dad, Daddy Drank, The Leash, Cops - Shelley Long, Knocked Out, The Leash - Shelley Long, The Last Straw, Parenting, Dead Dad |
| 10 |
Guess Your Weight, Go For Guilt, Hustlers - Math Teachers, Fag Basher, Friendly Rivals, Show Within A Show, Mr. Hugula, Housework Hustlers, Chocolate |
| 11 |
Fact #2, That's America, Prisoner's Jam, Fact #3, Cuttin' It Close 1, Secret of Broadway, Cuttin' It Close 2, Hustlers - Richard Nixon, Mispronouncer, Fact #3A, Dead Fish |
| 12 |
Cops - Bubble Bath, How I Sleep, Old Friends, Standing, Vegas, Carpenter, Cops - Daughter, Encounter |
| 13 |
Cops - Good Cop, Bad Cop, Brad & The Phone, Fact - Uncle Tony, Book, Bottle, Blonde, Cops - Money, Shoes, Evil T, Fact - Bigfoot, Heckler, Fact - 45 Years of Love, The Long Note |
| 14 |
Report, Gandar 1, M.Piedlourde Court un Marathon, Jazz Music, Gandar 2, Touch Bellini #1, The Affair, M.Piedlourde Essait L'Auto, Queen to Queen |
| 15 |
M.Piedlourde Donne Un Coup De Pied Au Ballon, Scott's Not Gay, First Time, Bad News, Poo Guy, M.Piedlourde A Une Rendez-Vous, Victim, Night of the Cow, M.Piedlourde Sur La Lune, |
| 16 |
One of These Five Men, Cincinnati Kid, Career Ending 2, 30 Second Stories - Joe, No Words, 30 Second Stories - Dump, Career Ending 1, The Trip, Wild Weekend |
| 17 |
Thousand Dollars, Cops - Towing, Decorator 1, Headcrusher - Rival, Shortest, Bellini Finale, Cops - Graveyard, Governor, Ham of Truth, Decorator 2 |
| 18 |
Clandestine Meeting 1, The Letter, Plungers, Clandestine Meeting 2, Fact - Aliens Are Super, Intelligent, Mr. Pin, Liza's Party, Clandestine Meeting 3 |
| 19 |
The Cure, Secretaries - Logey, 30 Second Stories - Tess, Directions, Excellent Guy - Big Brother, 30 Second Stories - Office Party, Taxpayer, 30 Second Stories - Fries, Into the Doors |
| 20 |
Lively Party, Butcher Shop, Cops - Sexism, Who's To Blame, Cops - Clouds, Having Tea, Faux Pas, Cops - Partners, Messages, Tube Top Justice, Hazy Movie |
| 21 (compilation) |
Fact - Uncle Tony, Headcrusher - Rival, Off Swingin', Daddy Drank, The Affair, Fact #3, The Doctor, A Little Something, Fact - 45 Years of Love, First Time, Girls of Summer |
| 22 (compilation) |
Cops - Prisoner, Comfortable, Trapper, Painting A Chair, Cops - Shootout, Chicken Lady, Simon and Hecubus, Cops - Dad, Hazy Movie |
| Episode number |
Sketches |
| 1 |
Plane, Body Conscious, Cabbie - Bigot, Chicken Lady Show, Cabbies - Pris, Cops - Abuse, Small C, The Pen, Cops - Movie, Touch Me There |
| 2 |
Clothes Make the Man, Can't Sleep 2, Tiggy, I Can Live With That, Excellent TV, Can't Sleep 3, Girl Drink Drunk |
| 3 |
Asleep on the Job, Measure, Nervous Break(fast) Down, Raise 1, Gimmel 100, Raise 2, Tammy |
| 4 |
Golf, Earring, Flying Pig 1, Queen's Address, Flying Pig 2, Academy Awards, Cops - Flying Pig, Chop Chop, Flying Pig 3 |
| 5 |
Presentation, Tanya's Goodbye, Open Letter 1, Tucker, Open Letter 2, Until Proven Guilty, Underage |
| 6 |
Cops - Night 1, Accents, Original Bat, Bingo, Drag Revolution, Cops - Night 2, Teamwork, Cops - Night 3 |
| 7 |
Mom or Dad, Evol, Same as Bruce, Mocking, Sacking All Admirals, Waiting Room, Kidnapped |
| 8 |
Genius, Gut, Wedding Virgin, Terrier, Wedding Toast, Freedom of Speech, Wedding Objection, Excellent Patio |
| 9 |
Cops - Old Lady, The Gift, Babysitter, M.Piedlourde Puts His Pants On, Paris, Street Singers, M.Piedlourde - Deteste Le Film, Macaroni, |
| 10 |
Fact - Stone, After the Film, Replaced 1, Grandpa Geralds, Wages, Replaced 2, Haggle, Fact - Uncle, Captain Calm, Fact - Strike, Replaced 3 |
| 11 |
Girls, Mr. Right, He's Hip 1, Extreme, He's Hip 2, Harassment, He's Hip 3, Stay Down |
| 12 |
Cops - Opera, Back on the Horse, Ed, Cops - Shift, Buddy's Date, Tea Factory, Cops - Asleep, Pickle |
| 13 |
Boxing, Pizzeria, On the Subject of Me - Cow, Bartending School, On the Subject of Me - Caricature, The Sudelmans, On the Subject of Me - Moustache, My Horrible Secret |
| 14 |
Poem - 99 Bottles, Funeral Home, Poem - The Fall, The King, Advice, Scar, Poem - The Empress, Emergency Troupe Meeting |
| 15 |
Cops - Potato, Serial, Gross 1, Cops - Thinking, Home Alone, Opened Up, Cross 2, Shirlers |
| 16 |
Resemble, Treatment, Fact - Ears, Night Train, Garbage Man, Fact - Vanilla Ice, Bauer |
| 17 |
Father Figure 1, God, Darcy & Francesca, Father Figure 2, Letters From a Sick Bed, Joint, Father, Figure 3, Joint Tag |
| 18 |
Old Yeller 1, Skeletons, Ugly Situation, Vicky, Old Yeller 2, Armada, Horsey |
| 19 |
What, Cattle Call, Clock Radio, Excellent Mom Frame, Cattle Call 2, Long Story, Celebration |
| 20 |
On the Subject of Me - Spleen, Chicken Wedding, Whatever, Regrets, Check-Up, On the Subject of Me - Caesarian, Spy Models |
| 21 (compilation) |
Girls, Mr. Right, Cabbie - Bigot, Body Conscious, Fact - Stone, Cabbies - Pris, Extreme, The Pen, Fact - Strike, |
| 22 (compilation) |
Cops - Abuse, Chicken Lady Show, Cops - Old Lady, The King, Queen's Address, Cops - Asleep, Stay Down |
| Episode number |
Sketches |
| 1 |
Cameraman Memorial, The Night I Connected With My Dog, Taxi Birth, Hookers Undercover, Repair, Hair Styles, Rude Awakening, Hookers - Tourist, Would You Do an Alien?, Work Pig |
| 2 |
Showdown - Phone Call (Parents), Age, Showdown - Good Looking, Darill Dream, Showdown - Creature, Virtual Sex, Deer By The Water, The Escape Artist |
| 3 |
Fiore!, Hookers - Holdin' Out, Fantasy, Plastic Surgeon, Hookers - Ventolin, Can You Dig It?, The Big House, The Pains, Hookers - John Wayne |
| 4 |
The Pardoning, No Contest, Showdown - Fish, Hookers - Phone Sex, Evil Patients, Showdown - Bruce and Dave, Cheating, The Sandwich People, Mr. Wrong, Mrs. Ondaatje |
| 5 |
Newscasters, The Fun Never Stops, Perks, Neckbone, So Says You, Sex Girl Patrol |
| 6 |
Deer By The Water - Radio, Cathy, Apartment Games 1, Knife Sharpener, Food, Apartment Games 2, Forceful Friends, Maria, Apartment Games 3 |
| 7 |
The Beatles, Chicken Lady Homecoming, He's Hip - Hiring 1, Patient/Doctor, Things to Do, He's Hip - Hiring 2, He's Hip - Hiring 3, Judy, Fran & Gaugin |
| 8 |
Hookers - Rich Guy, Gavin - Religion, Try it NOW!, Just Terrific, Hookers - Puppet, Coincidence, Listening In, Hookers - New Coke, Thanksgiving |
| 9 |
Chalet 2000 |
| 10 |
Receptionist, Walk A Mile In My Shoes, Cops - Rookie Trick Question, A Soulfulness They Never Had, Cops - Rookie Coffee, Answering Machine, Celebrity, Cops - Rookie Puke, Divorce Court |
| 11 |
Alan Bouvier, Career Crisis, Nice Day For Work, Hookers - Plastic Surgery, Armada - Understudy, Hookers - Commitment, Lost and Found, Clothesline, Hookers - Too Easy, Comfortable High |
| 12 |
Luck, Fine Line, Tuck it In, Losing My Religion, Serpico, The Hangover, Wild Man |
| 13 |
Cops - Fridge, Third Time Lucky, , Cops - SPring, Exposed, Hookers - Documentaries, Nudity, Cops - Europe, Business World, Katnapped |
| 14 |
Cannibal , Children, Bellini Contest, Wrong Number, Tammy - Roses, Borrowing Art |
| 15 |
New Guy, Dad and Son Phone Call, Cops - Puck, Clear the Air, Seat 12B, Cops - Hair, Roller Bladers, Love and Sausages |
| 16 |
Guilt, The Kathi's - Monday Meeting, The Voices, Steps - Hot, Becoming A Man, Steps - Drag, The Collector, Steps - Issues |
| 17 |
Pops, Poker Face, Cheers, Cops - Worms, The Nap, Cops - Hungover, Contest, Just One Bite |
| 18 |
Hookers - Transvestite, Excellent Composer, Hookers - Movie Star, Quarter Life Crisis, Cemetery, Drunk As a Crow, Advantage |
| 19 |
People - Bike Courier, Ricardo, Chargin' Ya, Atrium, People - Winnepeg Chick, Art Studio, People - Hopeless Romantic, Surrogate |
| 20 |
Cabbie, Seminar, "Gezbo", Diploma, Cabbie Two, On Board, Scary Sandwich, Extreme Argument |
| 21 (compilation) |
Fiore!, Things To Do, The Collector, Steps - Hot, The Night I Connected With My Dog, The Escape Artist, Steps - Issues |
| 22(compilation) |
Cannibal, Try it Now!, Hookers - Puppet, Lost and Found, Career Crisis, Hookers - Transvestites, Answering Machine, Chicken Lady Homecoming |
| Episode number |
Sketches |
| 1 |
Idiot Boy - Assistant, Cops - Interrogation 1, Feelyat, Cops - Interrogation 2, Catching Up, Martyr, Cops - Interrogation 4, The Beard |
| 2 |
Cops - Interrogation 5, Please, Please, Please, Special Sauce, Chance Meeting, Cops - Interrogation 7, Document, Grizzly, Cops - Interrogation Finale |
| 3 |
Hookers - Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers - Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit |
| 4 |
God is Dead, New Boots, Hookers - Porno, Rockey, Hookers - Price List, Montreal 2, Dessert |
| 5 |
Lesbian & Gay Pride, Waiter With Stumps For Hands, Squealin', Gavin - Leaking, Protest, Good to Cry 2, Drag Quens & Leather People, Sounds |
| 6 |
Crusin' For a Brusin' 1, Teen Reporters, Mad With Power, Sick About Crime, Business Opportunity, Crusin' For a Brusin' 2, New Poets, New Philosophers, Crusin' For a Brusin' 3, Each Day We Work |
| 7 |
Slo-Mo, Relocation, Hookers - Heart, Lookin' For Love, Take A Letter, Hookers - Date, Duck Blind, Hookers - Skanky, Big In France |
| 8 |
Call Me 1, Hobby Horse, Old People, Gotch Ya, Call Me 2, Step Class, Call Me 3, Needed Elsewhere |
| 9 |
Steps - Parents, Loud American Shopping, Loves Ya, The DT's, Great Ideas, At the Movies |
| 10 |
Small Town Pride, Last Call, Lovers 3, The Bank, Elk, The Trick, Lovers 4, My Training |
| 11 |
Test Tube Baby, Dry Cleaners, Hookers - Kid, Dignity, Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, Hookers - Mom, Problem With Relationships |
| 12 |
Good Connection, Extreme Roommate, Armada - Check 1, Shoe Shine, The Monkeys, Under Dog, Armada - Camera Man, Danny Husk - Husk Musk |
| 13 |
Poor Richard, Bartending Wedding, Hookers - Hopeful, Darn Near Puked, Hookers - Boyfriend, Activist - Die, Armada - Mute, Dance |
| 14 |
Cops - Looting, It's Nothing, The Bikini Inspector, Cops - Guns Fired, Yes Minister, Written in Haste, High-Tech Car Alarm |
| 15 |
Uncouth, Play Back, Penny, Brucio, All's Fair in Love, Fran - Identity |
| 16 |
Secret Pleasure, Errands, Gazebo, What If?, Experiment |
| 17 |
Creative Possibilities, Butch's Phone Sex Party, Weekend With Daddy, Living Proof, Big Bucks |
| 18 |
Cops - Why, Personal, Exercise, Steps - Cause of AIDs, Bye Stan, Bellini Day |
| 19 |
Francesca Syntax, Sperm Bank 1, Unnannounced, Sperm Bank 2, Impulsive, Sperm Bank 3, Operation, Sperm Bank 4 |
| 20 |
Armada - Check 2, Crowd Control, Encyclopedia, Junk Mail, Armada - Nice Face, Liquidation, Sam and Janet, Stair Climber |
| 21 (final episode) |
Bellini Opening, Armada - But Does Armada Make It?, Tribute to Berman, Empty Bar, Things We Couldn't Show, AT and Death, Bellini Speaks |
| 22(compilation) |
God is Dead, Hobby Horse, Penny, Playback, Please, Please, Please, How To |
