List of Camp Lazlo episodes

A prequel about how the Jelly Cabin trio met. After Lazlo makes a totem pole for them, he hears a cry and goes into the woods. He sees that it is a bear with a pinecone stuck in his nose and pulls it out. The bear follows him home and Lazlo hides it in his cabin but Lumpus finds out, thanks to Edward, and it attacks Edward and Lumpus. They and the whole camp hides in Lumpus' cabin. Edward makes up a lie about how he "tried to save Lazlo and scared the bear off". The story is told by Raj and Clam after all of this. Did the bear devour Lazlo? Or is Lazlo just lost around Camp Kidney?

Lazlo goes swimming in Leaky Lake, and a bloodsucking sea lamprey attaches itself onto Lazlo's head. Unaware of this, Lazlo thinks it is a special day at Camp Kidney because everyone is grossed out. Raj tells Lazlo about the lamprey and Lazlo goes to Nurse Leslie to receive help. Nurse Leslie's charts indicate that the sea lamprey is sucking Lazlo's blood; however Nurse Leslie tells Lazlo he is fine. After that, Lazlo names it Lamar (Which, either coincidental or on purpose, is the name of a headcrab from Half-life 2 called Lamarr.) At this point, there's a montage of Lazlo and his parasite pal's friendship, accompanied by a crazy song called "My Buddy Wuddy". Lazlo extolls his affection for his new "little buddy" for Buddy Day (a special day at Camp Kidney), by playing games, such as ping-pong. Edward wants Lamar off Lazlo's head, so he tells Chip and Skip to jump out of a bush and pull Lamarr off. They pull hard but Lamarr remains on his head. Then, Lamarr sucks all the blood from him, causing him to be tired and drowsy. Because of this, Lazlo is forced to throw him back into the water, but he discovers that those are Lamarr's babies and that he was a female all along. Lamarr's name is changed to Lauren, Clam is seen "feeding" his blood to the baby sea lampreys and everyone else (except the Jelly Beans) ends up in Nurse Leslie's office. When Nurse Leslie sees how many patients there are, he turns the lights off and rolls off in his chair.

After some rain, the Bean Scouts are about to play in a mud puddle but the Squirrel Scouts are in it and they say the puddle is theirs. Lumpus, who is in love with Ms. Doe, goes across Leaky Lake to Acorn Flats and Miss Mucus shoots watermelons from the lookout tower at his boat. Lumpus and Slinkman and their boat sinks, and when they arrive Lumpus asks Ms. Doe to a picnic and so she decides to have the Bean and Squirrel Scouts have a picnic together {Lumpus meant just the two of them}. Lumpus is annoyed like the Bean Scouts. They are all sitting at a long table and the Squirrel Scouts start throwing food at the Bean Scouts. Also at the picnic, they have a pinecone-sitting contest and the winners gets the mud puddle. Lazlo and Patsy are the last two left when Patsy uses the power of love making Lazlo fall and she wins, only to find the mud puddle has dried up. They then argue over a tree.

It is time for the annual inspection in Camp Kidney, and the Bean Scouts are worried that the Jelly Beans will mess it up again and they will get the punishment: no clean underwear for a year. Edward makes a map leading to an endangered rock that does not exist and gives it to the Jelly beans so they will be gone. The Beans realize this was a mistake, since they need fire and Lazlo is the only one that can start it. They then go off into the woods to find the Jelly beans. Meanwhile, out in the woods, Raj asks Lazlo if he can start a fire again {in the beginning of the episode, he started one} and Lazlo asks for a flammable object. Raj accidentally gives him the map and Lazlo burns it. The other Beans cannot find them because the Jelly beans went off trail. The Jellybeans arrive at a spa and are mistaken for royal princes.

Lazlo is reading a story of a hidden treasure and the "chosen one" will get mosquito bites from the mosquitoes from the island the treasure is buried on forming a map to the treasure. Raj gets mosquito bites and realizes he is the chosen one. Unwittingly, he must go with Lazlo and Clam to find the treasure.

In this episode Scoutmaster Lumpus orders everyone "lights out" so he can use his telescope to see the comet that his mother named after him for his birthday. Lazlo, Clam, and Raj want to stay awake but Lumps won't let them. They think that Lumpus's telescope is a cannon designed to destroy the moon so they try to stop him. Eventually Lumpus is so busy trying to put the bean scouts to sleep that he misses his comet. The worst part about missing the comet is that it can only be seen once every 15,000 years.

Lazlo tries to help Raj overcome his hydrophobia, so Raj can pass his swimming test.

The Jelly Beans try to convince Scoutmaster Lumpus not to chop down a rare tree called the Migrating Mulberry Tree.

At Camp Kidney, Raj is seen eating a large amount of marshmallows with the other Bean Scouts watching and cheering for him. He doesn't stop until everyone gets tired and leaves in the morning. Right after that, a marshmallow shortage is announced and because of this, the camp activities become limited. Lazlo and Clam pledge not to eat marshmallows until the shortage is denounced. Raj seems to agree with this, but he eats a few marshmallows while he agrees. After that, he continues to eat more, until Lazlo and Clam decide to stop him from eating any more. Their attempts include tieing him into a chair; however they all fail, until they force Raj to go to bed. In the morning, Lazlo decides to give Raj a special marshmallow from Brazil because he deserves it, but he discovers that someone stole it. He accuses Raj of stealing his marshmallow and they fight whether the Jelly Beans should be called Jelly Cabin Pack or Marshmallow Buddy. Raj is so angry, that he walks away from Jelly Cabin and walks to Acorn Flats, where he finds a marshmallow dispenser in one of the camp's buildings. He eats one, which turns into two marshmallows, until he eats many marshmallows. Sometime in between, he breaks the switch which allows the dispenser to throw marshmallows without stopping. Finally, the dispenser explodes and Raj becomes covered in a gooey substance consisting of the marshmallows he tried to eat. Meanwhile, Patsy tells scary stories and makes a sinister roaring sound a few times. The final roar is actually Raj behind her. The Squirrel Scouts run away from him because they think he is a yeti. At Jelly Cabin, Lazlo hears Raj's screaming and decides to save him. Clam and Lazlo walk to where Raj is and hug him calling him a Marshmallow Buddy. They also cry, removing the melted marshmallow off of Raj. The Squirrels catch up to them and Nina says that they were crying. Lazlo tells to them by saying that yetis don't exist and that the only thing that makes a Bean Scout cry is a chopped onion. After Lazlo, Clam and Raj left, the Squirrel Scouts found their feet stuck on the melted marshmallow Raj left behind. They started to scream. Up in mountains, two yetis sit down. One yeti complains that he heard campers and is afraid. The other one hits him and says that campers don't exist.

Scoutmaster Lumpus tries to hook a fish in Leaky Lake after (while also trying to keep Lazlo, Raj and Clam as far away from him as possible).

The Squirrel Scouts suspect Lazlo and his friends are from another planet, and so they kidnap them for some genuine alien interrogation.

Lazlo invites the Squirrel Scouts to Camp Kidney for a dance, in an attempt to bring Scoutmaster Lumpus and Denmother Jane Doe together. In morning, Lumpus was so strict, that he gave the Bean Scouts more chores because he was rejected by Jane Doe (She did not realize Lumpus was here). So Lazlo decides to organize a dance to invite the Squirrel Scouts. At first, the Squirrels refused but since Jane Doe came, she accepted the invitation. However, Lumpus refused wanting Lazlo to cancel it but the dance is official! While Lazlo tries to get Lumpus during the dance, Raj accidentally slowed the music and Jane pushed the Squirrels to the Bean Scouts as she thought it was a slow dance. Because of this issue, the Squirrel Scouts brawled against the Bean Scouts. As Lazlo entered the Mess Hall, the fight subsided. And after Lumpus overheats and exploded his head to look like fireworks, everyone was happy. Well... almost everyone (Patsy).

Scoutmaster Lumpus seeks to cash in on Clam's newly-discovered genius. Lumpus uses three tests to find the genius. a jigsaw puzzle test, an art test, and finally a music test, where Clam plays Beethoven's Ode to Joy.

While Edward forms a campwide anti-Lazlo club, Lazlo makes his own club out of nothing. (Nina Neckerly appears in this episode as Lazlo's Nothing Club Guest)

The Jelly Beans are down in the dumps because they do not have horses at camp. But one spitfire of a llama will soon change that. (Includes the crazy song sequence "Loogie Llama".)

The Jelly Bean cabin befriends a garter snake, who gets loose and goes on a mad rampage - at least according to Patsy, who offers to lead the hunt for the great tiny beast.

The Jelly Beans made Slinkman sad when they spend his money to ride in a race car instead of purchasing a race car like he thought they were, so they find a way to still compete in the race and win a trophy like they promised.

When Lazlo, Raj, and Clam are eating at the mess hall, Raj removes his retainer, and when it is in Leaky Lake (on a tray with milk and a sandwich), they start looking for it. Soon Lazlo and Clam go canoe dancing and have an oar fight, but it does not cheer up Raj. Lazlo plays there's nothing to do but play some sad river banjo music on his banjo (which sounds awful). It cheers up Raj although he does not get his retainer when he had the chance. He starts chasing it until they are hanging above a waterfall and chooses his friends instead of his retainer. They then fall down.

Lazlo finds a wig and pretends he's a swami. He predicts. His predictions accidentally come true (well several). In a day, he writes a prediction on his wig but in the night, everybody wants to know the prediction. But Edward now gets it and finds out the prediction is "Edward will smile for Lazlo". This prediction comes true. In the end, Lumpus with Miss Mucus' wig runs away from the police and Mucus.

Slinkman has tickets to Slugfest and needs to take three days off, but Lumpus doesn't let him go, claiming he doesn't remember an agreement from five years ago. Lazlo, Raj and Clam try to teach Slinkman to demand the time off, but Slinkman doesn't want because he has a hard time standing-up to Lumpus. When Slinkman thinks Lumpus is finally going to give him the time off, it turns out Lumpus isn't going to. Slinkman is unhappy but after Slinkman wrecks Lumpus' ship in a bottle, he goes mad and ruins Lumpus' house. After Slinkman has calmed down, Lumpus confesses that the reason why Lumpus wouldn't give Slinkman time off is because he enjoys hanging out with Slinkman. Lumpus and Slinkman go to Slugfest together for the three days.

Lazlo, Raj and Clam become famous throughout camp for making outstanding hot dogs. But when egos get in the way, the Jelly Beans split up to pursue unsuccessful solo careers.

Chef McMuesli, Camp Kidney's chef, is sick. Lumpus and the bean scouts go to the town restaurant and eat dinner. However, none of the campers (except Lazlo, Raj and Clam, who are in the restroom) have money. So Lumpus, Slinkman and all the bean scouts (except Lazlo, Raj and Clam) leave and go back to Camp Kidney. Later, Lumpus and Slinkman go back to town and look everywhere for Lazlo, Raj and Clam because Lumpus left without them while escaping from the waiter without paying. They then go in the restaurant where Lazlo, Raj and Clam are in via disguise, because Lumpus is WANTED for not paying in the restaurant. Lumpus and Slinkman open the restroom door and the water comes out. There, Lumpus and Slinkman's covers are blown! In the end, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Slinkman and Lumpus end up working in the restaurant.

When the Scouts are about to bathe, they smell and play in the stinkweed. The Bean Scouts play but, Samson could not get the urge to get dirty because he has a sensitive nose. However the Bean Scouts pull out all the stops to get Samson filthy. Gifts, trash cans, and food fights. After bathed, Samson was about to sleep, but a stinkbug hired by Lazlo tries to get him. But, the stinkbug looked cleaned, but Samson leaves Camp Kidney to live in the forest. Lazlo realized that to make it up to Samson, he and the Beans must bathe, but the Beans refused. As for Samson he went in the stinkweed and given a new nose and a temporary lifting of his fear by the Odor Fairy. Meanwhile, back at the camp, Lazlo encourages the scouts to take showers in order for Samson to come back.

Lumpus sends Slinkman to the Jelly Bean Cabin diguised as Boris. The Jelly Beans do the pranks but in the end, Slinkman was the one that did the pranks and he was pranking on Lumpus every June 9th because he forgets his birthday all the time.

It's Movie Night at Camp Kidney and Edward is excited to see Mountain Zombies of Scab Lagoon. But, the problem is the film is rated BB: For Big Boys Only and Edward is still a little boy. So Edward watched Lumpus' Favorite Movie: Mr. Cotton Goes to Bubbleland. The Next Day was Edward's Birthday and his last day of childhood, Slinkman points out that Edward was born at 6:00PM, which means he's not a big boy yet. So Lazlo takes Edward for his final day of childhood with things like Sing-Along Time, Choo-Choo Time, Walk Time and Snuggle Time. Edward can't take any of this and Lazlo points out that the planets will put into a row and beam will zap Edward into bigboydom. Soon, Edward sneaks into the projection room and watches Mountain Zombies of Scab Lagoon, but soon gets scared and crawls to the Mess Hall. The Clock strikes 6PM and Edward becomes a big boy and gets to watch his first big boy movie: Mountain Zombies from Scab Lagoon. Edward didn't want to watch it and then he feels better and soon becomes a problem with Lumpus, who is still a little boy in adult years. The campers, Lumpus and Slinkman watch Mountain Zombies of Scab Lagoon but they scream/panic/yell when they see a scary scene. Lumpus melts. The planets go into pinball style.

Raj gets an Indian cheese wheel from the Kafizzel River in the mail. Lumpus, being a cheese fanatic, tries to steal it, but fails. He finally gets it and swallows a piece. Raj tells him that the cheese is poisonous and he will disintegrate in exactly 13 minutes. Lumpus then uses the opportunity to do things without facing consequences. After time's up, however, he's still alive. Raj then discovers the Kafizzel River cheese was made in China. Lumpus is taken to an asylum, and Lazlo, Raj, Clam, and Hoo-Haw go off to have fondue.

Edward tries to "pants" everyone in Camp Kidney, and Lazlo tries to hide from him.

On Halloween, The Jelly Beans stow away in their cabin in Camp Kidney so they can trick or treat, while the rest of the campers head home for the season. Lumpus plans to have a nice night alone where it is quiet but the Jellybeans knock on his door and trick or treat. Horrified when he sees the hated-by-him Jellybeans, Lumpus convinces himself their not real. He shuts the door and the Jellybeans do not receive any candy. They walk in a circle and wind up at Lumpus' cabin again. They trick or treat there, only to obviously receive no candy. They keep going in a circle, unaware that they are trick-or-treating at the same place. Lumpus wants them to go away so he plans to scare them in time for him to walk outside with his door open, allowing the Jellybeans to walk in. The door shuts behind them but then they discover the drawers of candy Lumpus had convenscated from campers. Outside and unaware of the Jellys' location, Lumpus sneaks up to his door and smashes a rake in his face. The Jellys think it is the Halloween Spirit {earlier Lazlo told Clam and Raj that those who do not believe in Halloween will be cursed by the Halloween Spirit} and Raj admits for a second he only believed in candy. They hide in a bear statue and Lumpus walks in and thinks the bear statue {since the Jellybeans ate too much candy and are wiggling around} is the Halloween Spirit. After a confusing, two-way chase, Lumpus begs for forgiveness and the Jellybeans puke, and Lumpus thinks it is forgiveness. The Jellybeans say it was the best Halloween ever.

After the Jellybeans play with Chef McMuesli's healthy food, he thinks their insulting it and gives them canned meat. Lazlo makes a figure out of the meat and calls it Meat Man. The Jellybeans soon get tired of the smell, and Meat Man comes alive and wants to eat Lazlo.

• This is the first holiday themed episode. The real Halloween special will be aired October 2007.

Raj gets to run the camp store as his job for the day like he always wanted. Business is slow because he took a while to open the store, so Lazlo decides to help him but breaks the rules of only accepting beads for pay like the motto "no beads, no business".

Jane Doe wants her Squirrel Scouts to learn the basics of being "fru fru" and throws a Fru Fru pageant, but the Squirrel Scouts do not know what it is. She quits her job fed up and the Squirrels try to get her back by hosting a fru fru pageant. (the Bean Scouts do not appear}.

Lazlo, Raj and Clam want to cheer up Scoutmaster Lumpus on Parent's Day because his parents never visited him, so they, along with Chip and Skip, masquerade as his mother and father. However, this turns him unnaturally loving and happy.

Slinkman gets doctor's orders from Nurse Leslie to take a Hawaiian vacation away from Camp Kidney, but not wanting to lose his assistant, Scoutmaster Lumpus tries to compensate by bringing a little Hawaii to Camp Kidney and fooling Slinkman into thinking they were there and soon thinks he really is at Hawaii. Lumpus thinks that Camp Kidney has everything Hawaii's got. Slinkman tells Lumpus that he thinks he's still in Camp Kidney and even mentions he sees Samson. Slinkman goes to the beach and no one is running the activities. Slinkman is now the activity director and Slinkman and the campers do the activities but in snorkeling, Slinkman sees that the lake looks all like Leakey Lake. Slinkman tells Lumpus that everything he sees and hears is Camp Kidney. Lumpus tells/asks Lazlo, Raj and Clam and they say they're in Hawaii. However, Lumpus thinks he was in Hawaii all along. Slinkman says that the vacation is over and takes him to a cabin.

When Slinkman irons Lumpus' scoutmaster suits, he realizes Lumpus hasn't earned a Handy Helper badge. Now Lumpus has to do is to help someone (that's how you earn the Handy Helper badge). He helps Lazlo. He even jumps in bed and for the last time the bed breaks. Now Lumpus has two more hours when Slinkman gives Lumpus and Lazlo two more hours and it's their last chance. Lumpus tries to help Lazlo be a jerk but in fact acts good. Lumpus gets sad but in fact DID help Lazlo be a jerk. Slinkman calls Commander Hoo-Ha and when Hoo-Ha hears about the Handy Helper badge, he gets angry. However, Lazlo and Slinkman fight for the phone. Yet, Lumpus is about to leave but finds out that he actually helped Lazlo be a jerk. Lumpus gets his Handy Helper badge, but ends up getting run over by Commander Hoo-Ha in his car.

Clam catches love sickness and falls for Squirrel Scout Gretchen, so Lazlo and Raj try to snap him out of it.

The Bean Scouts find Edward's secret doll named Veronica. Edward, in a desperate attempt to cover up his secret, tells everyone that he wants to blow it up. Now he has to think of a way to please the Bean Scouts and keep Veronica.

The hottest day at Camp Kidney is making life there miserable, at least until Jelly Cabin brings an air conditioner from Prickley Pines back to camp. Making things both better and worse for everyone.

Note: This episode was nominated for a Primetime Emmy in 2006 for Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming less than One Hour)

After tearing the camp tent made by Lumpus' great-grand-father, the Jelly trio try to keep Lumpus from seeing the tent by playing a little game of his great-grand father's battle, The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain.

The Jelly Cabin trio tries to re-kindle Slinkman's daredevil years. Slinkman soon finds out that Lumpus made him fail a stunt that practically ended his career.

The Jellies try to raise money for something cool for their camp after having a small argument with the Squirrel Scouts. Their plan to sell beans is a failure, so Lazlo stacks them and ends up trying to break a world record.

Lumpus plays a prank on the Bean Scouts (the Jelly Beans in particular, since the other Bean Scouts left the forest and went back to their cabins), by making them go on a bogus snipe hunt, but the Jelly Beans mistake Lumpus for a snipe and trap him, unintentionally renaming him Jennifer Souflé.

Edward is leading a chorus to burp the song Camptown Races. But Lazlo does not know how to burp. Seeing that Raj and Clam will boycott the performance if he boots Lazlo from the choir, Edward has no choice but to teach Lazlo how to burp.

Lumpus is shocked to see that Lazlo has accidently discovered the secret handshake of the Legume Council.

The Bean Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts go on a skiing trip at Mount Whitehead. There, Lumpus learns that he has to ski with Lazlo, due to the fact that they are both beginners.

After an argument, Chip and Skip do not get along, so Lazlo tries to get them to be best friends again.

After the campers vie to become the camp mascot, Edward gets jealous because of Raj & Clam getting the mascot position.

Edward earns enough badges to graduate from Camp Kidney to Tomato Camp, but after watching images of the camp, he decides that he does not want to go.

Samson feels left out from the group, so in the camp yearbook, he puts pictures of his face all over the yearbook.

Commander Hoo-Ha makes Miss Mucus help the Bean Scouts pass their fitness test, but tries to make them fail by taking them to Funland, a carnival.

Edward thinks he was bitten by a wood gnome, and soon thinks that they will drag him to their home and eat him, so to prevent them from doing so, Edward tries to pluck one of Lumpus's nose hairs out.

Raj and Samson fight over access to their secret hot spring. They blackmail each other by threatening to tell their gross secrets. Also, they annoy each other in an attempt to make the latter scout leave.

This half-hour double episode finds the Scouts returning to Leaky Lake for the summer, but find out that Camp Kidney going to be turned into a parking lot because of a developer. Lazlo, Raj, Clam, and Patsy try to find the Rock of Hope which will lead them to the Worldwide Bean Scout Jamboree. There, there will be someone who may help them save Camp Kidney.

• Second Holiday Camp Lazlo episode, due to the fact that Fourth of July is celebrated at the end.

A two-part episode involving the Bean Scouts putting on a play about seven deadly sandwiches, with Lazlo as the director. Lumpus, looking for a chance to impress Jane Doe, goes over to the Squirrel Scout camp, then lies and tells her he is the lead in the play. Lumpus tries to steal the lead away from Raj, but Lazlo instead assigns him an unnamed part requiring "an actor of true strength" that he impulsively accepts. Meanwhile, Raj becomes frustrated during rehearsals with his castmates and with Lazlo's laissez-faire style of directing, and temporarily boycotts rehearsals. The second half covers the night of the show. All appears to be going well, until Raj is struck with stage fright and Lumpus discovers the part is not what he hoped for.

During health reports, Nurse Leslie reads Lazlo's report to Lumpus, leading Lumpus to believe he weighs 35 pounds. Unaware that he does not weigh that much, Lumpus decides he needs to gain weight, and plans to eat a huge bird (turkey-doodle) he spotted. The Jelly Beans try to stop him, telling him the bird is endangered. Lumpus ignores their requests and continues pursuing the turkey doodle, prompting the Jellies to try and save it.

The Squirrel Scouts start chasing Samson everywhere because he looks like teen idol Hanley Manster, while Lazlo, Raj, and Clam try to hide him from the crazed Squirrel Scouts. However, Edward picks up on it, and hires Chip and Skip to keep giving Samson's position away to the Squirrel Scouts, for his own amusement.

When Chip & Skip destroy Lumpus's cabin, Slinkman reinstates an old policy that every cabin leader must look after other scouts who are in their cabins. Edward tries to not let Chip & Skip get hurt, but winds up hurt himself. Frustrated, Edward orders them to hang from a tree upside-down, and wait for him. When the blood rushes to their brains, Chip and Skip become geniuses, much to Edward's displeasure.

Clam makes a toy airplane out of Scoutmaster Lumpus' hair-dryer. When Edward flies it into Ms. Mucus' trailer, Clam goes over there to retrieve it. Meanwhile, Lazlo and Raj try to retrieve Clam before Ms. Mucus can find him.

Raj loses Clam in the forest after carrying firewood. He does not want Lazlo to know about this, so he lies to Lazlo by telling him that Clam is invisible. And oddly enough, Lazlo believes him. Meanwhile, Clam looks for Raj.

Lumpus makes the Bean Scouts dig a huge hole in the camp. He tells them it's for dinosaur bones, but he is making them dig so he can place his bowling alley, Lumpus Lanes, onto the hole that they build. The Bean Scouts are disappointed, except Lazlo, who continues digging for bones, and unintentionally puts a dent in Lumpus' plans for the alley.

The Bean Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts are going on a field trip to Old Geezer Geyser. Some Bean Scouts do not think that girls should ride on their bus. Patsy asks Lazlo if he could sit with her and Lazlo accepts, but the other Bean Scouts, including Raj, try to prevent this from happening. When the geyser does not erupt like a plaque said it would, the episode then splits off into three story arcs: Edward is trying to find a seat on the boys side of the bus, only to find that they are all taken; Raj trying to deal with sitting on the girls side of the bus; and Slinkman getting angry that the geyser did not erupt.

When Raj finds that a bug went into his cabin, he starts protecting himself from the bugs by transforming the cabin. It is almost protected from bugs, except that if someone leaves the door open, the bugs will come in. Unfortunately, the door is open and a bug comes. Raj is at first scared, however he befriends and names it Elebug after its head (it has a resemblance to Raj's head). Eventually, he gets over his fear of bugs and decides to share the bug life with Camp Kidney.

It is the day before Lumpus's Grand Legume pancake speech and Clam uses too much Krazee Chemicals. Now, Jelly Cabin is in space and according to the Bean Scout Handbook, any scout (s) with no cabin must sleep within 10 feet away from the scoutmaster; Meaning that Lumpus has to deal with Jelly Cabin sleeping in his room for the night.

Samson gets a new vacuum cleaner and sucks up all of the dirt in camp. Instead of making Camp Kidney clean, most Bean Scouts have gotten injured trying to play outside. Nurse Leslie does a little research and finds that without dirt or their flies, Chip & Skip will lay dormant for a century.

Nina gets repulsed when the Universe Board tells her that her soulmates are Chip and Skip, but Patsy and Gretchen convince Nina to give them a shot. After luring Chip and Skip over to have a date with her, Nina tries her hardest to be patient with them. But eventually, Chip and Skip's utter stupidity finally make Nina snap and believes that the Universe was wrong. As she runs off crying, Chip and Skip believe that they should try to "fix the Universe" for Nina. When Nina then sees that Chip and Skip are preparing a rocket made out of bio-degradable materials to go into space, she is overjoyed and agrees to join them. However, the makeshift rocket, with Nina onboard, flies out of control, and ultimetly crashes in Acorn Flats.

During a checkers tournament between the Bean and Squirrel Scouts, Edward, frustrated with losing, is sent outside with a "temper ticket" by Slinkman. There Chef McMuesli takes him to his "Temper Tee Pee", a psycadelic hippie-pad, where he attempts to council Edward and his anger problems. Edward finally begins to feel happy, and McMuesli dubs him "Little Happy Rock". Gretchen is then sent to the teepee for the same reasons (her "checkers etiquette"), where both McMuesli and Edward try to make her happy. After failing multiple times, Gretchen takes Edwards feather-hat off making him furious and the two begin to fight. McMuesli then sets them up to a checkers game against the perpetually happy Lazlo. Everyone cheers them on making them extremely angry until they both snap into happiness and win the game. McMuesli and Lazlo walk away wondering what the two's happy place was. It is revealed that they were happy thinking about running McMuesli over with a steamroller

Lazlo tries to make the best float for the Prickley Pines Parade. But when the Squirrel Scouts realize that they don't have enough time to get a float in, they try to steal Camp Kidney's float.

Samson believes he has upset S.M.I.T.S. (The Scoutmaster in the Sky), thus being pelted by sports balls wherever he goes. He then makes armor made out of pillows and he cannot get hurt by the balls anymore. Now he has become a bully and starts to bully everyone at Camp Kidney. When he wakes up the next morning, he realizes that his pillow armor is gone, and it's outside near the flag pole. As he goes out there to retrieve it, he is then surrounded by every other Bean Scout (Except Jelly Cabin). Just as the other Bean Scouts are about to pelt Samson with pillows, the balls return, this time they hit everyone but Samson. Samson then believes that S.M.I.T.S is pleased with him, only to be crushed in the end by a giant volley ball. The last scene then shows that there is a malfunctioning ball producing machine at a ball factory that apparently shoots balls at Camp Kidney.

Raj falls apart when he loses his tusks because he believes that the Tusk Wizard does not know he is at Camp Kidney. He eventually gets to the point where he attempts to hitchhike to India to see the Tusk Wizard. So Lazlo dresses up like the Tusk Wizard to make Raj feel better and not leave Camp Kidney.

Slinkman becomes the scoutmaster of Acorn Flats after Jane Doe leaves for two nights, but he does not seem to be doing well at his new job.

Nurse Leslie begins to feel the pressure of his job and goes on a hike. Lazlo, Raj, and Clam come with him to make sure that he's relaxing, but end up making his vacation even more stressful than his job.

The Bean Scouts discover Camp Kidney has a radio station and decide to put on some radio shows. Edward fakes a yeti attack when his radio show doesn't get any listeners.

Patsy writes a Valentines Day card for Lazlo, but her father, Commander Hoo-Ha finds her card. He forces her to beat all the Bean Scouts that she does not love. When she doesn't beat Lazlo up, Commander Hoo-Ha will inflict a harsher punishment on him.

The Dung Beetles get a jobs in order to stay at Camp Kidney, or else they will have to return to their home. Lumpus does not want them to leave because if they do, he will not receive a cabin upgrade.

• Valentine's Day is the third holiday themed Camp Lazlo episode.

When Lazlo puts his photo on Lumpus's family tree, Lumpus starts to believe that he is his father and retires from being scoutmaster, happy with passing the camp on to his "son", Lazlo.

When Lazlo unintentionally laughs at Gretchen, she says that she will "get him," so he enlists the help of Samson to take care of Gretchen.

Lazlo helps Dave and Ping Pong make their camp newspaper better. When they find "The scoop of the century" the paper sells much better. Lumpus, not being permitted to read the paper due to camp rules, thinks they wrote something bad about him and becomes obsessed with reading the paper.

Edward tries to mail himself out of Camp Kidney, but he is repetitively denied due to a lack of stamps. He tries to borrow stamps from the other scouts, but they want to be mailed as well.

Edward puts on the calendar "Edward Day" for the next day (so everyone will worship him), only to find that everyone is acting like Edward, particularly Clam.

Edward and Lazlo have a lemonade drinking contest and Lazlo wins, but he has to go to the bathroom and he can't find any place to urinate. Meanwhile, Edward, angry that he lost, tries to get revenge on Lazlo by making several attempts to drive him away from places where he tries to pee.

When Lumpus reads a magazine called Fishy Life, he finds that whoever takes a photo of the rare dinky doo bird and send it to the magazine will receive $5,000. He and the Bean Scouts hike until they see the dinky doo bird. The Bean Scouts stand on top of each other to capture of photo of the bird in a tree. Lazlo takes a picture, but everyone falls. Luckily, he took the picture, but only got Lumpus and part of the bird's body. What's worse is that he broke the camera and that Lumpus would have made a fortune because there were birds on most of the Bean Scouts' heads.

Trivia:

• This aired on a Cartoon Network podcast along with a behind-the-scenes video of Class of 3000.
• The dinky doo birds looked similar to Yoko (bird from Dosey Doe that Lazlo used to send a message to the Squirrel Scouts). This would mean that Yoko is a dinky doo bird.

At the baked bean eating contest at Camp Kidney's mess hall, most of the Bean and Squirrel scouts gets wiped out from eating baked beans. In the end, Lazlo becomes the baked bean eating champion for eating the most baked beans. Lazlo's tummy then becomes gassy and decides to go outside. On his way to the door, Patsy stops him to say congratulations on eating the most baked beans. Lazlo then rushes out of the door, when Slinkman gets Lazlo for the trophy ceremony. At the trophy ceremony, Lumpus asks if anybody saw Lazlo, until Slinkman brings Lazlo to the stage. Lumpus announces Lazlo the baked bean eating champion and that Lazlo will get to light a flame of the bean eating games. Lazlo tries to light the tourch steady but he drops it and it causes a big explosion, despite Slinkman's last second warning. This leaves Lazlo, Lumpus, and Slinkman in the spot where the tourch exploded. The short ends with Lumpus telling Slinkman that they have to stop lighting torches at the end of those contests.

Trivia:

• This aired on a Cartoon Network podcast along with a behind-the-scenes video of Class of 3000. [1]