List of Aqua Teen Hunger Force villains

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This is a list of villains or monsters that appear in the television series Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Recurring villains:
The Mooninites · The Plutonians · MC Pee Pants · Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future


Other villains: (in order of appearance)
Rabbot · Leprechauns · Mothmonsterman · Brownie Monsters · Balloonenstein · Ol' Drippy · Happy Time Harry · Major Shake · Randy the Astonishing · Love Mummy · www.yzzerdd.com · Romulox · Oog · Travis of the Cosmos · Wayne "The Brain" McClain · The Trees · Willie Nelson · Broodwich Voice · Dumbassahedratron and Wisdom Cube · Frat Aliens · The Clown Society · Turkitron · Hypno-germs · Dirtfoot · Mr. Wongburger · Handbanana · Mucus Men · Eric and Larry · Carl Brain and Carl Brain, Jr.

[edit] Recurring villains

[edit] Mooninites

Main article: Mooninites
The Mooninites
The Mooninites

Ignignokt and Err are two-dimensional aliens voiced by Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro respectively. They are both similar in appearance, but Ignignokt is larger and green, while Err is smaller and purple.

Ignignokt, as the leader of the Mooninites, concocts various plans that never cease to annoy the Aqua Teens and Carl. When these plans don't work and he is endangered, he makes a hasty retreat, even leaving without Err in "The Last One". He makes reference to rock-and-roll music numerous times, especially in "Revenge of the Mooninites" where he torments the Aqua Teens with the Foreigner belt, a voice-activated magic belt that grants it's weilder all the powers of 70's rock group Foreigner.

Err is known for his trash talk. He regularly coerces Meatwad into going along with Ignignokt's schemes. He has said that the reason he acts the way he does is because he does not have a father and needs attention. Err fits precisely into the notch on Ignignokt's head, and when combined they can pool their firepower into the "Quad Laser", which is a stronger, yet slower, version of their (already impractically slow) standard lasers. A larger and more powerful version of this attack, the "Quad Glacier", which is done by replicating themselves into the form of a massive pistol, moves at a pace that barely registers to the naked eye.


[edit] Plutonians

The Plutonians
The Plutonians

The Plutonians, Oglethorpe (Andy Merrill) and Emory (Mike Schatz) are two spiked aliens from Pluto. Oglethorpe is orange and fatter, while Emory is green and taller. Emory once lost his keys in a woodchipper, into which he and Oglethorpe went to find them, explaining their bizarre appearance. The ship they drive is, incidentally, Uglor's ship from Space Ghost Coast to Coast. They are seen feuding with the Mooninites throughout the series.

Oglethorpe apparently comes from the "Austrian Region of Pluto and Nian". It is never explained what this actually means, although Oglethorpe does indeed sport a heavy Austrian accent. He is quick to anger. He claims to be a genius, but is actually just a buffoon with access to 'advanced technology' (which is often from a disco supplier). He plans to conquer Earth, through such nonsensical plans as sending a Master Shake clone to "de-terraform" the Earth and stealing the Aqua Teens' cable through a Stargate (which a lawsuit-fearing Oglethorpe calls a "Fargate" - a reference to the Farscape and Stargate series). He went to high school with Ignignokt, although they despise each other (Ignignokt claims that "Plutonians are teh suck") and are currently at war (which just seems to consist of the Plutonians and Mooninites trading insults and pranks). He is named after James Edward Oglethorpe.

Emory appears to be far more intelligent and logical than Oglethorpe, but, being the soft-spoken sort, goes along with his hare-brained schemes. He wears a sweatband, as does Oglethorpe, but since Oglethorpe wears his beneath his mouth, Emory calls it a "droolband". He can squirt a foul-smelling "soap" from his spikes. He claims to use it to clean the ship, although Frylock believes that this substance is actually waste. Emory found Meatwad's broken Jiggle Billy doll, which still works, despite having its head blown off. Emory enjoys jiggling with it, although Oglethorpe believes that the doll is trying to "control" him. He is named for John Emory.

[edit] MC Pee Pants

MC Pee Pants as a spider
MC Pee Pants as a spider

MC Pee Pants (Chris Ward IV) is a crazy, eight-foot spider who wears a shower cap and a diaper. He is known for his overly convoluted schemes, all of which use rap as a cover for his criminal tendencies. His address is 612 Wharf Avenue. He is frequently killed, after which he is revived by Satan (who is actually a lava monster from Superfriends) in a new form with another convoluted scheme.

In his spider form, he posed as a child rapper and used his song "I Want Candy" to get people wired on sugar, and then using the sugar-high populace as a power source to run a giant drill and tunnel to Hell to release an army of demons to use as minions in his diet pill scam. Once the Aqua Teens get wise to his scheme, they track him down and kill him.

Sir Loin, an incarnation of MC Pee Pants
Sir Loin, an incarnation of MC Pee Pants

He was then transformed and sent back as Sir Loin, a cow with the same eyes, shower cap and diaper. He once again posed as a rapper, this time using his song "Doin' It 4 Da Shorteez" to convince people that he was running a charity food drive. Once the food was brought to him, he would use it to attract flies and collect their acidic saliva to burn a hole into the First National Bank, from where he would steal money to keep up with payments on his broken patio furniture. He dies again when the Aqua Teens trick him into going into a slaughterhouse.

He is seen in "The Last One", this time as a worm. He proposes a plan to make a haunted house, which would also be a condo that is for sale. Ignignokt objects, and tells Err to step on him, killing him.

His final form is that of Little Brittle, an old man living at Tragic Castles retirement home. His plan was to release his song "Please Come Visit Me, Dawg" in Transylvania, in order to get a vampire to come and bite him. His aim was to become immortal so that he would never go back to Hell to receive more complicated assignments from Satan. He does in fact become a vampire, but forgets that sunlight will kill him.

As Ward has cut all ties with the series, MC Pee Pants did not appear in season 4, but he will appear in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters in his original spider form, along with a new form, which is a mosquito. He is shown developing a rap about the Insane-O-Flex for Meatwad.[citation needed]

[edit] Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (Matt Maiellaro) is a crazy robot who claims that he is the Ghost of Christmas Past. He first shows up in Carl's house (in February) and tells Carl "what Christmas was like" when Carl was eight, in which he was made to eat carpet by his father and his house was destroyed by robots and lasers (Carl remembers eating carpet, but not the robots and lasers). He then proceeds to fill Carl's pool with elf blood and tell the Aqua Teens and Carl about the original Santa Claus, an ape named "Sir Santa of Claus", and elves from Mars. He has a penchant for telling drawn-out stories such as this with absolutely no factual basis or internal consistency. He says that the only way for Carl to get rid of the blood is for Carl to have sex with the Great Red Ape in Space. Carl eventually gets rid of him by selling his house to Glenn Danzig, whom the Ghost can't stand. He will appear in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters.

He may be related to Turkitron, who once claimed to be the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future but was later discovered to be a defective toy from the present. Still, the Cybernetic Ghost and Turkitron have the same voice and same penchant for telling convoluted stories. He says he has something to do with Sigourney Weaver and that he survived the "Quickening of the Dragonoids".

[edit] Other villains

These are the villains and monsters that have only appeared in one or two episodes. They are listed in the order in which they are introduced.

[edit] Rabbot

Rabbot
Rabbot

The Rabbot is a giant robotic rabbit created by Dr. Weird in the episode "Rabbot" to solve the world's alleged "vegetable problem". Weird sprays French perfume into the Rabbot's eyes, causing him to get angry and escape the lab, leaving a giant Rabbot-shaped hole in the wall which is seen in several other episodes. He smashes Carl's car in the night while everybody's sleeping, and also breaks into the Powerpuff Mall and steals a hair-growth formula, with which he sprays random things in town, including Master Shake. He can only say two things: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0" and "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday".


[edit] Leprechauns

Flargon, Dingle, and Merle
Flargon, Dingle, and Merle

Flargon (Scott Hilley), Merle (Andy Merrill) and Dingle are a trio of Leprechauns who steal Dr. Weird's rainbow machine. Flargon, the mastermind, leads his two underlings in a plot to use the machine to grab people out of the park and take them to the forest to steal their shoes. Flargon looks the most like a stereotypical Leprechaun, and is the only one of the group who actually sports an Irish accent.

Dingle is a pudgy, effeminate Leprechaun. He is in charge of manning the rainbow machine. His entire vocabulary seems to consist of "FEET!" and "NO FEET!", which he tends to scream out at random intervals.

Merle is actually just a normal human who happens to look exactly like a Leprechaun. He is half-Korean and native to Rhode Island. He uses his binoculars to spot people in the park for Dingle to take with the rainbow machine. He is the only one who looks normal enough to go grocery shopping for the Leprechauns.

[edit] Mothmonsterman

Mothmonsterman
Mothmonsterman

Mothmonsterman (H. Jon Benjamin) is a giant humanoid moth creature genetically engineered by Dr. Weird. He escapes the lab through the hole left by Rabbot when he is attracted to the city by the lights of Shake's "Shake Signal". When the light is turned off, Mothmonsterman does everything in his power to get it turned back on, which basically entails him manning a school bus and calling the Aqua Teens' house about the light. Shake manages to convince Meatwad that Mothmonsterman IS the bus and that the bus is Dracula. When Frylock takes Meatwad to Memphis, Tennessee to prove that Dracula is dead (by visiting a tourist trap called "Dracla's[sic] Grave"), Mothmonsterman takes over the house and finally gets to turn the light back on.

Mothmonsterman is an easygoing fellow, who rarely goes through much trouble to achieve his ends. He can asexually reproduce and apparently has around 1,000 children, as he "laid about a thousand of his eggs" in Carl's esophagus. He owns a house in Belize. Also seems to be a parody of Mothman.

[edit] Brownie Monsters

Brownie Monster
Brownie Monster

The Brownie Monsters were created by Shake when he attempted to clone a brownie in the same machine in which Frylock was analyzing a sample of Mothmonsterman. They revealed themselves after the Aqua Teens returned from Memphis in the episode "Bus of the Undead". They speak in a whirring, clicking tongue. Since they are infused with Mothmonsterman's DNA, each of them possesses his wings and claws.

The Brownie Monsters appeared in "The Last One" in which they appeared as members of the team the Mooninites assembled; they named the team a series of clicks, and they were later blindfolded and had a slow-moving beam fired at them, in a firing squad manner, which killed them.

They are also in the worst game ever on the King Colon Website.

[edit] Balloonenstein

Balloonenstein
Balloonenstein

Balloonenstein is a static electric charged, thunderous balloon. It started as a small balloon animal that Frylock gave to Meatwad to release static electricity he had built up inside. The electricity made the balloon grow to the size of a zeppelin. Frylock, trying to destroy it, only made it worse with his lightning power. It blew to the ocean, and Meatwad was forced to roll around in broken shards of glass to try and pop it. Before he could do so, a black hole appears and sucks the balloon and Meatwad into it. Although Meatwad is returned home by the black hole, Balloonenstein is never seen again.


[edit] Ol' Drippy

Ol' Drippy
Ol' Drippy

Ol' Drippy (Todd Field) is an annoyingly benevolent mold-based creature first appearing in the episode "Ol' Drippy". He was created by Shake after he made a mess of the kitchen. He is altruistic, gentle-voiced, and loved by almost everyone. Shake becomes jealous of Drippy (who was named by Meatwad) as Drippy is receiving more attention than he is. He does what he can to get rid of Drippy, although Drippy is sympathetic to Shake as well, and lets Shake eat part of his body for its medicinal properties when he gets sick. At the end of the episode, Drippy jumps in front of a truck to save Shake.

Drippy later appeared in "The Last One" and was invited to a meeting on the moon called by Ignignokt, although he was tricked into believing that the meeting was a baby shower (he made lemon squares). He suggested an alternate method to Ignignokt's Screw of Damnation plan, which consisted of going to Earth and adopting a highway to "save the world", although Ignignokt believed that Drippy was trying to "shave the world," something apparently menacing. When Drippy's "mutiny" is revealed, the Mooninites shoot him with the Quad Glaicier, and although Drippy could have easily dodged the poky projectile, he oddly obeyed the Mooninites' commands to stay in place. He is not seen after this, so it is assumed he was destroyed.


[edit] Major Shake

Major Shake
Major Shake

Major Shake (Matt Harrigan) is an imperfect clone of Master Shake made by Oglethorpe in a plot to "de-terraform" the Earth. Oglethorpe got impatient and pulled him out of the cloning machine before he was ready, and as such, he appears melted, wears high heels, and has a "jambox" sticking out of his side. He also apparently has "hairy bosoms" growing out of his back, but he never appears facing away from the camera. The Plutonians abduct Master Shake and replace him with Major Shake, who Frylock and Meatwad immediately see through. Despite Major Shake's many attempts to contact the Plutonians and tell them that he has been found out, they simply tell him to go about with his mission. Major Shake eventually gives up and gets away in Carl's car.

Even though he was created by the Plutonians, he is generally found more pleasant than they are, which is probably the reason Ignignokt invited him to a meeting in "The Last One". He is hit by a truck while picking up trash on the highway, but he seems to survive this, as he appears later in the episode.

[edit] Randy the Astonishing

Randy the Astonishing
Randy the Astonishing

Randy the Astonishing (Dave Willis) is the prince of Jupiter. He was sent to Earth to "infiltrate the human gene pool", but, since he looks nothing like a human, he could find no one with whom to procreate. He ends up starting a freak show circus. He meets Shake and Meatwad in a back alley wearing a trenchcoat, and Shake sells Meatwad to Randy's circus where, due to his shapeshifting ability, he becomes a popular act, making Shake jealous. Randy eventually gets up the courage to reveal his true form, which makes his father, who happened to be in the circus's audience, proud of him. As they escape from the circus, the Aqua Teens burn down the bigtop.

In "The Last One" he was under the control of Travis of the Cosmos. After Happy Time Harry stabs Travis, Randy asks Bingo if the hole in the back of his head (made by Travis's tongue) is noticeable. Bingo gives him a clown wig to cover it up, which turns Randy into a frozen clown.

[edit] Love Mummy

Love Mummy is an ancient mummy who was discovered in the crawlspace beneath the Aqua Teens' house. Those who do not heed his demands are threatened with an ancient Egyptian curse. When Love Mummy is discovered by Meatwad and Frylock, he commands them to give him love and hugs -- or else he will curse them. In actuality, the "curse" is just that the mummy is totally obnoxious. However, it becomes evident that a part of the curse is true when Carl begins wearing the Mummy's helmet at the end of the episode and grows a serpent's tail.

[edit] www.yzzerdd.com

Wwwyzzerdd (pronounced as "w-w-wizard-d") (Todd Hanson) is an entity that ran a shady Internet company that attempted to lure people with pop-up advertising and spyware, and then infests their homes with pop-ups that actually manifest in the real world, and are thin enough to slice through things. He also offered the "Home Invasion Cam", Instant Pestering (a play on the infamous Instant Messaging feature of most internet systems), and contests to win Porsches. The domain www.yzzerdd.com actually exists, and is owned and operated by Turner Broadcasting.

[edit] Romulox

Romulox
Romulox

Romulox (Todd Barry) is a tar monster from Trenton, New Jersey that first appears in the episode "PDA". Shake accuses him of stealing his PDA. After an unsuccessful trip to the Trenton Tar Pits to try to find him, they return to their house only to find him in their living room with a PDA. This PDA, which actually does belong to Romulox, has numerous features not typical to a PDA, including a teleportation system. When he hears that Shake has lost his, Romulox gives his PDA to Shake, with the claim that it's so outdated that "it makes me look like a hillbilly". He is a yuppie, and he shows up at the house dressed in a bikini. He has an "easy-flow elbow" (which lets him operate a grappling hook flawlessly), and claims to be one of only two people to have this trait, Bruce Willis being the other.

In "The Last One", he displays evidence that he is a poser, as he shows up at the meeting dressed exactly like Oog, which is unlikely a coincidence. The Dumbassahedratron notes this by asking "What, did you two call each other last night?". He eats some sundried tomatoes that he finds on the floor, which are part of the Broodwich; he is subsequently taken away to the Broodwich Dimension, where he's presumably killed by Jerry.

[edit] Oog

Oog
Oog

Oog (Jon Glaser) is a Neanderthal who came in contact with Frylock's time travelling supercomputer, the OoGhij MIQtxxXa. The computer increased Oog's intelligence and vocabulary, but not his syntax, and he still has several of his caveman traits. The computer also extended Oog's lifespan and, as such, he beat Frylock to the patent on the computer. He shows up at the Aqua Teens' house demanding video games.

As he still possesses Neanderthal traits, he can be distracted by jingle keys and made hyperactive by the sight of fire, and will often at times attempt to rip his own head off. In "The Last One", he proposes a "12 point plan for good happy success". Ignignokt responds by throwing an animal bone through the window; Oog runs outside, grabs it, and promptly blows up.

[edit] Travis of the Cosmos

Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos

Travis of the Cosmos (Brooks Braselman) is a pink, five-eyed alien spore who speaks a pseudo-Japanese language gibberish. He can only communicate by jabbing his sharp tongue into another's body and using their mouth to speak. This leaves a raw hole in the back of the host's head that varies in size from small on Shake to enormous on Randy. He came to Earth to try to find employment. Frylock invents a device from Meatwad's BNCS (brushed nickel colander, stupid) to allow him to speak normally, and he learns to speak English by using Carl's English language self-help tapes, which unfortunately seems to consist of obscenities and bad pick-up lines. He has trouble controlling his bladder, which is made all the worse by the fact that all of his body fluids are composed of a corrosive acid. Travis also seems to possess the ability to decompose organic matter, with a green projectile sludge.

He is seen on the moon wearing a pearl necklace in "The Last One", which he has never sported before, it seems to be the same as the necklaces that the Frat Aliens wear as he seems to align himself with them , and after his death DP gets Emotional and has to be held back by Skeeter. He no longer had the colander machine, so was required to possess Randy the Astonishing to be able to speak. After Harry stated that he had a "magic talking knife", Travis asked Harry to demonstrate. Harry did so by stabbing Travis, killing him instantly and removing Randy from his control.

[edit] Wayne "The Brain" McClain

Wayne "The Brain" McClain
Wayne "The Brain" McClain

Wayne "The Brain" McClain (also known as Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain) (Seth Macfarlane) is a freakish genius possessing a huge cranium covered with "hair" that is actually grass and the ability to create realistic illusory environments (just like the Talosians from the Star Trek episode "The Cage"). The Aqua Teens attempt to beat Wayne at the local bar's trivia night by using aversion therapy on Shake and Meatwad in the episode "Super Trivia". However, since he controlled everything that went on during the trivia night, he was able to make the Aqua Teens lose when they came close to actually beating him.


[edit] The Wood Court

Tree Stenographer and Tree Judge
Tree Stenographer and Tree Judge

The Tree Judge (Dave Willis), Tree Stenographer (Matt Maiellaro), Big Ralph, and the Court-appointed Shrub are trees and members of the Wood Court. Ralph, a process server, delivers a summons to Shake for dumping cooking oil in the woods with Carl, but Shake burns him down for blocking the yard. The judge and stenographer later arrest Shake personally. The Judge claims to have sat on the bench for 100 years, and acts serious to his position, while the stenographer is very laid back and is the one that uses Carl's skin to record a transcript of the trial. Though the stenographer really spends most of his time doodling, rather than keeping track of the trial. He was previously in charge of getting the book of "Arboreal Legislation". As Shake cannot afford an attorney, a shrub is appointed to represent him. The shrub tries to get Shake to plead guilty, but Frylock replaces him and attempts to get a reprieve. When the trial isn't going well, Shake rips off his arms and pretends to be a tree. Frylock shoots at them with his laser eyes and helps Shake and Carl escape. Despite the fact that they conduct trials and are capable of sending Shake a summons, they are quite unintelligent.

In the episode "The Last One" they are invited to the moon. They were running late and tried to take a wooden rocket to the moon with Merel, Flargon and Dingle. When Dingle lights the rocket they all catch on fire and are presumably destroyed.

[edit] Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson
Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson is a four-legged monster that appeared in the episode "The Shaving". He says that he has no relation to the human Willie Nelson, though he is possibly named for him, as Nelson was a guest in "Baffler Meal", the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode in which the Aqua Teens premiered. He has a body shaped like an onion, shaves every two days, and stores bodies in the attic of the Aqua Teens' home. He met them on Halloween. Master Shake tried to convince Willie to scare and or kill Carl, insisting that he refer to himself as "Blood Feast Island Man" and wield two electric chainsaws. The Monster seems friendly and relatively harmless, until Frylock floats into the attic to give "Willie" some mail, where he finds the attic littered with body parts and entrails. It turns out the "juice" that Willie likes is human blood. He proceeds to feast on Carl. Has "been known to do a number on plenty of cats". The door to the attic he lives in is closed and nailed shut.


[edit] Broodwich

The Broodwich
The Broodwich

The Broodwich Voice (Isaac Hayes III) is a demonic, disembodied voice that resides in a skull-filled chamber beneath the Aqua Teens' front garden. He, along with his evil submarine sandwich, the Broodwich, are unearthed by Shake while he was hunting for treasure in the front yard. He is a manipulative spirit who attempts to convince Shake that he is the "Chosen One" destined to eat the Broodwich. After Shake eats all of the sandwich except the sundried tomatoes, which he hates, the Voice congratulates Shake on passing the "Last Temptation of the Broodwich" and Shake wins a skeleton bride. When he turns her down, the Voice applauds him again, and gives him a free lobotomy, which convinces Shake to eat the tomatoes. He advertises in Vogue (magazine).

In "The Last One", he tempts Oog and Romulox to eat the sundried tomatoes. After he takes Romulox to the Broodwich Dimension, he is never heard from or mentioned again.

[edit] Jerry

Jerry appeared in the episode "Broodwich" and kept trying to kill shake for entering his alternative demension by eating the sandwich. He has a brain collection that his wife gets mad at him for having and has a giant axe. He also has a friend seen in one of his appearances. Shake refers to him as Mr. Sticks. It is believed that he is based on a character from the short film "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt.

[edit] Dumbassahedratron and Wisdom Cube

The Dumbassahedratron
The Dumbassahedratron

The Dumbassahedratron (Jon Schnepp) and The Wisdom Cube (Brian Posehn) are two practical joking multicolored cubes. The Dumbassahedratron is obnoxious and appears on the Aqua Teens' front lawn. He claims to have all knowledge in the universe; indeed, he calls himself the "Wisdom Cube". Frylock initially believes him, due to his eagerness to answer questions and his personality, akin to that of an "eccentric genius". He enjoys making prank calls, and engaging people in mindless conversation, which is what gives him away to Frylock. He wears offensive bumper stickers on his back. He is the cousin of the Wisdom Cube who also has a flair for bad comedy and practical jokes. The Wisdom Cube comes to pick up the Dumbassahedratron, and leaves Frylock with a burning bag containing "the ultimate answer". However, it actually contained dog droppings, and as the two cubes laugh at Frylock, they are both chopped up by a passing helicopter.

The Dumbassahedratron appears in "The Last One" as a part of Ignignokt's group. He annoys the other villains and generally talks too much and makes a nuisance of himself. He almost gets sucked out the broken window after Ignignokt throws a bone through it. He ends up in Hell at the end of the episode, telling bad jokes to Satan, who claims to "like funny box" but promptly blows him away with fire.

[edit] Frat Aliens

DP and Skeeter
DP and Skeeter

DP and Skeeter (Patton Oswalt) are two drunk frat aliens that are constantly trying to get laid. DP's dad owns some sort of dealership, and Skeeter hates to be called by his real name (Zarnold Edward Quigley). They made their first appearance in the episode "Frat Aliens", when after crashing DP's ship into the Plutonians' ship, they head for Earth, crashing into Carl's house before they realize that it wasn't a girl, as they thought it was (Carl had installed a security grid that could be seen from space). Skeeter leaves DP on Earth after throwing up all over the Aqua Teens' front lawn and passing out drunk.

The next morning, after Shake and DP are drunk and hung over, Frylock attempts to send DP back to Carniverous Howling Stump Monster Planet, where he lives. However, the ship Frylock builds crashes, and lasers in Carl's security grid obliterate DP.

DP and Skeeter were carrying around another alien, a frat pledge they called "Ass Head". However, after he fell out of the ship, he was shown again, later in the episode, dead.

They both appear in "The Last One", but are killed and eaten by an alien female after irritating Ignignokt.

[edit] Clown Society

Bingo
Bingo

Bingo the Robotic Floating Clown Head is keeper of the clown wig. Along with his associate, a wig holder named StyroHead who he often argues with, he wants to turn Carl into a clown by using a wig infected with the Clownisilus organism. He can only communicate by honking, which only StyroHead (and those who read the subtitles) can understand. He is a member of the Clown Society.

StyroHead is a demonically possessed wig-holder. He would enjoy being able to freak people out once in a while, but Bingo says they must never know. He works for Bingo and the Clown Society, but thinks they are all freaks and asses.

The Clownisilus organism is a bacteria in Carl's wig that starts to transform him into a clown, and is shown when Frylock looks at the strand of Carl's wig in the microscope. Once infected, the bacteria enlarges the feet, discolors the hair, and blotches the skin. Symptoms include juggling, riding a unicycle, and talking with a horn.

Sparkles is presumed to be the leader of the clown society. Bingo threatens to tell Sparkles about StyroHead making fun of the Clown Society, which affirms the theory that Sparkles is the leader. He never appears in any episode.

[edit] Turkitron

Turkitron
Turkitron

Turkitron (Matt Maiellaro) is a robotic turkey that showed up on Thanksgiving. He insists that he was sent from the year 9595 to save the great-great-great-great grandfather of "Goblox", the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens.

He's a habitual drinker and a moocher. He carries bizarre laser weapons disguised as hygiene products and socks. It was eventually revealed that he is one of a large lot of malfunctioning "Tom Turkey" toys. The first one that arrived claimed to have previously been the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, but as he had a different appearance than the ghost, came from a lot of recently produced malfunctioning toys and was one member of a large number of identical Turkitrons, the exact nature of the relationship with the Cybernetic Ghost has not yet been explained.

[edit] Hypno-germs

Hypno-germs are microscopic organisms which cause Shake to hallucinate in the episode "Hypno-germ". The germs, with Germ Master (Eric Wareheim), Germ Guard, and Donna, like to star in off-Broadway plays. The only cure are Mexican jumping beans. The beans, with Poncho (Fred Armisen) and the Bean Wizard (Bob Odenkirk), star in a romantic play with the germs, in which Donna and Poncho have a forbidden relationship, which shows similarities to the story of Rapunzel (when Donna lets down her long golden nose-hair), only Poncho is killed, and turned into a zombie by the Bean Wizard. Zombie Poncho drives the germs out of Shake, but cause him to pass gas from his eyes, making him Mexican.

Shake's hallucinations include: the Basketball, (Tim Heidecker), who has permanently-closed eyes and loves to quote beer commercials; the Wall, who insists that it is the basketball; file cabinets from Kill Yourself, Phil, his wife Lock Yourself in a Cold Dark Room (who have been married for smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway), and their daughter, a six-month old manila folder named Wear a Hat Made of Foil; and Tulip Sniper, a flower that ironically fires a machine gun on full automatic despite his name, and is simultaneously polite.

[edit] Dirtfoot

Dirtfoot
Dirtfoot

Dirtfoot is a legendary dirt monster who lives in Jersey. Dirt Foot is assumed to be a homosexual as the only known photograph of him was taken at a gay pride parade. For most of the episode he shares a rather cozy apartment with Master Shake at the bottom of the old, abandoned well which mysteriously appears in front of the Aqua Teens' house at the beginning of the episode.


[edit] Mr. Wongburger

Mr. Wongburger, Rice Mascots, and their "dick ship".
Mr. Wongburger, Rice Mascots, and their "dick ship".

Mr. Wongburger is a giant, bespectacled alien resembling a penis that appeared in the episode "Dickesode". He frequently uses penis-related puns with his cronies, the Rice Mascots. He and his men use a Rip n' Win contest at the Wongburger fast-food restaurant to steal dicks, which are used to build a giant "dick ship" to return to the "dick planet". The Rice Mascots go to the home of the unlucky winners of the Rip n' Win sweepstakes to rip off their genetalia. They talk with an extremely high voice, brandish large hooks, and wear necklaces made out of penises. They drive a monster truck named "The Ripper" that has a huge barbed hook on the back. After collecting enough penises, Mr. Wongburger and his men take off in their "dick ship", only to crash into the Wongburger corporate headquarters, which was also made out of genetalia.


[edit] Handbanana

Handbanana
Handbanana

Handbanana is a genetically-engineered "dog" created by Frylock at the behest of Meatwad. Spawned in Carl's pool, Handbanana is the product of Meatwad's toddler "laptop" and Master Shake's "hand DNA". Although Handbanana is seemingly innocuous and shows great skill at pastry-baking, a warning label on the DNA software states that he has the capacity to "mind-link" with family members; Carl is the unwilling recipient of both this mind-link and subsequent rapes. As such, Carl is the only character capable of hearing Handbanana's pickup lines and threats, and the Aqua Teens remain convinced that Carl is simply losing his mind.

Handbanana is one of many characters on the show capable of dubious supernatural powers; Handbanana replicates Frylock's voice in a telephone exchange with Carl in a successful attempt to convince the latter of "bad dog" Handbanana's fate at the pound. Carl, then at ease, rests face-down on a lawn chair by his oft-featured pool, naked from the waist down, resulting in yet another rape at the paws of Handbanana. Carl then spawns his own "dog" from the hairs on the bottom of his feet. Spaghetti (as he called himself, though Carl originally named him The Enforcer), was ordered to exact revenge on Handbanana, however Spaghetti and Handbanana rape Carl instead.

[edit] Spaghetti

Spaghetti originally was named the "Enforcer" by Carl but he wanted to be called Spaghetti instead. Carl spawned Spaghetti in the episode "Handbanana" and wanted him to rape Handbanana but instead he choses to rape Carl along with Handbanana. He was made from the hairs on Carl's toes and after learning that, he wants to rape Carl over Handbanana.

[edit] Mucus Men

Mucus Men are giant man-shaped blobs that appeared in the episode "Global Grilling". The men were created from Shake's mucus, and came to life when he caused global warming with a radioactive grill. They made Meatwad their leader, thinking that it was his grill. They, with Meatwad, enslaved earth and made everyone create more mucus, and would "congest" those who defied their word. It is revealed that the Mucus Men, and the grill, were only a part of Shake's daydreaming.

[edit] Eric and Larry

Eric and Larry are two aliens that appear in the episode "Antenna". They pay Carl 40 dollars a month (which is not really dollars at all, but floating geometric shapes called "yorlocks") to build a tower antenna directly over his home. The antenna tower reaches their home planet, which they apparently were going to climb down to take over Earth. The tower sends powerful signals that mess up TV reception near the tower, causing the only clear reception to be a show about them stacking boxes back and forth; moving a box from the top of one stack to the top of another, then back again. Those who spend time near the antenna experience massive bleeding from the nose and subsequent deformation of the head from Eric and Larry's advice to tilt their heads back.

[edit] Carl Brain and Carl Brain, Jr.

Carl Brain and Carl Brain, Jr. are two giant brain aliens which appear in the episode "Carl Wash". Carl Brain sometimes wears plastic eyes and blue hair similar to a troll doll, while Carl Brain, Jr. is smaller with a more high-pitched fast-speaking voice, and wears a colorful hat, smaller plastic eyes, and sometimes a fake smile. They run an abandoned car wash, which they call the Carl Wash. Their plan is to make slaves out of the disembodied brains of their customers. What they don't realize is that not everybody's brains can float, talk, and think without a body as they can. They leave the Carl Wash for their planet with a hair piece covering the top of it. Carl Brain and Carl Brain, Jr. originally appeared in the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode "Chambraigne".