Let's Get Small

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Let's Get Small
Let's Get Small cover
Studio album by Steve Martin
Released 1977
Recorded 1977
The Boardinghouse, San Francisco, California
Genre Comedy
Length 38:10
Label Warner Bros. Records
Producer(s) William E. McEuen
Professional reviews
Steve Martin chronology
n/a Let's Get Small
(1977)
A Wild and Crazy Guy (1978)


Let’s Get Small (1977) was Steve Martin's first album, and a major success. It made it to number ten on a Billboard album chart traditionally dominated by music. It included Excuse Me, a comedy bit whose title went on to become a national catch phrase. The album went platinum and was #44 in 1978's Billboard Top 50.

This album won the Grammy Award in 1978 for Best Comedy Album.

[edit] Track listing

  1. “Ramblin' Man/Theme from Ramblin' Man" – 2:14
  2. “Vegas" – 5:45
  3. “Let's Get Small" – 13:34
  4. “Smoking" – 2:10
  5. “One Way to Leave Your Lover" – 1:33
  6. “Mad at My Mother" – 1:22
  7. "Excuse Me" – 2:32
  8. "Grandmother's Song" – 3:33
  9. "Funny Comedy Gags" – 3:05
  10. "Closing" – 2:02

[edit] Excerpts

An excerpt from the title cut:

I'm on drugs. You know what I'm talking about. I like to get small. It's very dangerous for kids, because they get realllly small.
I know I shouldn't get small when I'm driving, but I was drivin' around the other day and a cop pulls me over ... says, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I say, ‘No, I'm tall.’ He says, 'I'm gonna have to measure you.' They give you a little test with a balloon. If you can get inside it, they know you're small ... and they can't put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.

Inside the unfolded album cover was printed an excerpt from his book Cruel Shoes:

He lit the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. This time he didn't exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filling his body with that good menthol flavor. Some more smokers knocked on his door and they came in and all started smoking along with him.
"How wonderful it is that we're all smoking," he thought.
Everyone smoked and smoked and after they smoked they all talked about smoking and how nice it was that they were all smokers and then they smoked some more.
Smoke, smoke, smoke. They all sang “Smoke That Cigarette” and “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.” Then the smokers smoked one more cigarette and left him alone in his easy chair, about to relax and enjoy a nice quiet smoke.
And then his lips fell off.