User:Lachlanhare
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Dwee/Doie (Doofus Numbnutus) The common nickname for a Melburnian male who goes by the name of Lachlan Hare. His common habit is the leafy suburb of Croydon Hills in the east of Melbourne. Contents
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[edit] The Origin of Dwee
The unknown originated at Lilydale Bush Nurse Hospital on May 11, 1989 at 1:45pm. He has since grown to a record age of 17. The nickname Dwee originated around 2003 when Mark Johnstone, a South African migrant and his faithful sidekick (Gavin Lewis)noticed the unknown roaming the grounds of Luther College and quickly became associated with the unknown and gave him the name Dwee until they could further establish his real name. Dwee merged into this group of friends quite nicely and soon these three blokes we inseparable and a fourth member was added by the name of Carlo Iemmola.
[edit] Dwee’s Other Common Names
- Lachlan
- The Doosta
- Harey
- Bunny Boy
- Fag, Lol
- N00b
- The Pwnage
- Nerd
- Dong
- Shorty
- Fatty
[edit] Dwee’s Quotes
- Fag, Lol
- Also comes in red
- WOOOOODD!
- CHIPBOARD!!
- Wattum
- No Umm
- Rendering Mumage
- I could just see Gavin getting on a Virgin Blue 737 and saying “Geez these 767’s are comfortable”
[edit] Habit’s of the Dwee
- Eating
- Chasing large objects
- Polishing things
- Eating
- Throwing objects at young people
- Hitting Year 8 students with The Age newspaper.
Typed by his 3 best friends
