Kyle Schwartz

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*South Park* character
Kyle Schwartz

Gender:	Male
Hair:	Brown hair
Age:	Presumably 9
Job:	Student, Investor of the IT
Religion:	Jewish
First appearance:	The Entity
Voiced by:	Trey Parker

Kyle Schwartz is a fictional character in the animated series South Park. He is Kyle Broflovski's irritating, and stereotypically Jewish cousin from Connecticut. He is voiced by Trey Parker. Kyle Schwartz has a goofy looking appearance with a fat head and small mouth. He has heavy breathing due to asthma along with bad eyesight for which he has large glasses.

1 Episodes featuring Kyle Schwartz
2 Trivia

[edit] Episodes featuring Kyle Schwartz

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

[edit] The Entity

His first appearance was in The Entity when he had to stay with Kyle and his family since his mother was in the hospital. Due to the Jewish stereotypes that he displayed, his cousin was worried about his anti-semitic friend Cartman, whom he feared would constantly make fun of him. Kyle (Broflovski) then offered Cartman $40.00 not to make fun of Kyle (Schwartz), a task Cartman found impossible. Kyle (Schwartz) then stated that Kyle (Broflovski) should have tried to get away with paying him $12.50.

Angered by his ingratitude and personal quirks, the boys help Kyle (Broflovski) try to get rid of him. They tried to teach him to sled (they tied the sled to a bus headed for Connecticut), played hide and seek in the airport (and was put in a box and placed on a plane to Antarctica) and left in the woods. He nevertheless kept returning to the Broflovski home. In the end his mother's condition improves, and he decides to go home after receiving $5,000,000 from an investment bailout to the airlines. The boys suddenly see dollar signs and try to convince him to stay, but Kyle Schwartz replied by saying that he couldn't stand how everyone in South Park was a stereotypical hillbilly jock redneck.

[edit] Red Sleigh Down

Kyle was seen at the start of Red Sleigh Down calculating how many presents Cartman would get for Christmas. Kyle Schwartz's results stated that Cartman, in order to get off the Naughty List, would still owe two presents even if he managed to find a cure for cancer and AIDS before Christmas.

[edit] The Losing Edge

After winning a baseball game the South Park team (the kids) were put in a special league which lasted all summer. All the boys hate baseball though and wanted to get out. They then tried to get the worst person to play they could think of, Kyle Schwartz. The other team didn't want to have to play baseball either and made it easy for Kyle to win. All was resolved when Stan got his dad, Randy to fight another father meaning the South Park team was out.

[edit] Trivia

When Kyle Schwartz comes to live with the Broflovskis Shiela refers to Kyle Schwartz as "Kyle" and Kyle Broflovski as "Kyle 2."
The circumcision doctor in Ike's Wee Wee is called Dr. Schwartz. He also speaks with a similar accent to Kyle. It is possible that the two are related.
Kyle wants to be an investment banker when he grows up.