User:Kyesac

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I am currently a high school student living somewhere in the US. My home town is pretty boring place, but every so often something interesting happens.

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[edit] News Feed

  • (4/2/07) People are taking apart my house, only to put it back together.
  • (3/29/07) We just got our first section win in two years. There was cake for celebration. Kick ass.

[edit] Quote of the Week

Updated every Sunday!

"You ever got one thing to do all day but you just can't get yourself to do it? I gotta go to the post office ... but I'd probably have to put on pants. They're only open until 5. I'm going to have to do that next week."

Jim Gaffigan

[edit] This Week's Good Advice

Also updated every Sunday!

Stear clear of the color yellow this week. You know why? Corn is yellow, and you can't digest corn and it comes out in your crap.

[edit] Wikifriends

Confide...'cause I'll be on your side. You know I will, you know I will.

  • Piemaster1139 is cool because we have the same shoes. He's also my driving buddy.
  • Romuluscrohns refers to himself in the third person. RC is currently helping me uncover the mystery that surrounds S&T Bank.

[edit] Music

I enjoy music very much, and I like a wide range of genres. I someday hope to become a skilled guitar player. I have stopped taking lessons recently, but I hope to learn on my own. I own a Harmony acoustic guitar. It's not the best guitar in the world, but it gets the job done.

[edit] Favorite Artists

My Top 5 favorite artists are as followed:

  1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
  2. Green Day
  3. The Beatles
  4. Queen
  5. Incubus

[edit] Favorite Songs

My ten favorite songs are as followed:

  1. Don't Forget Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  2. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
  3. Come Together - The Beatles
  4. Good Riddance - Green Day
  5. Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  6. Rock and Roll - Led Zeppelin
  7. Another Drinkin' Song - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  8. We Will Rock You - Queen
  9. Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
  10. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

[edit] Films

I have been in several home-made movies, directed by my friends. I am also writing my own movies.

[edit] The Legend of Seth

I have played the Link on three different occasions. My character has been infamously known for short screen time. Ironically, I had the longest monologue in Ganondork Strikes Back. I also played Link's twin brother, Dink, in The Seth Hits the Fan. I have played various extras in the first and third installments of the series. The creator of the series asked the cast members to write some sort of spin-off. I chose to write a script entitled, "The Search for Link's Hat." As the title states Link loses his hat and has to find it. There's a dance-off, that's all you need to know.

[edit] Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Formerly known as Prince

This movie is a spoof of the sixth Harry Potter book; I am playing Harry. It was written by fellow Wikipedian Romuluscrohns, who is an avid Harry Potter Fan.

[edit] The Chronicles of Jeff

Due to some creative reorganization, the description previously shown is crap. Once the new script is finished, I'll be able to give a decent synopsis. Until then, good luck.

[edit] Writing Projects

Apart from writing the Chronicles of Jeff I have a few other projects I am working on. I have several book ideas. Very few of which have proven to carry past a few pages. I had a good run with a story about a man whose dreams are real, which drives him to insanity.

Currently, I am attempting to write a play entitled Bells Ring. It is a murder mystery that involves a serial killer. Weaving a complex web of clues is really difficult.

I have also had a few satirical thoughts about local news stations. Exaggerating the obbession with weather and jumping to conclusions.

I am trying to write a politcal essay, entitled An Invalid System, which discusses how the Republic of the United States no longer functions as it should.

[edit] Cheesism

This is a made up religion based on cheese. More coming soon, to a theater near you.

[edit] Black Holes

I have a black hole in my basement that is contained by a magnetic field. I am studying its properties to hopefully build a black hole generator. Which I will use to take over the world.

I recently discovered a network of black hole generating stations disguised as banks. I theorize that the network is being used for instantaneous travel. I have yet to figure out what else they are being used for. I recently tapped the network and sent a tracking device into the black hole. The device ended up in Russia.

The black hole in my basement periodically causes a riff in space/time. This causes my basement to become a microverse. There are two doors to exit the basement. If I am in the basement, and I were to try to exit through one door, I would come in through the other. Likewise with the two windows. The same goes if I try to enter the basement after a riff.

I am currently being pursued by former KGB agents because of my activities.

Recently, my black hole was open and connected to the S&T network, then weapons grade plutonium came through. This led me to believe S&T is planning a nuclear war. I can only assume the plutonium was sent to me by mistake or purposfully. If the latter is the case, then my black hole has been discovered. Either way it's only a matter of time before the location of the generator is uncovered.

Since the generator is now operational, I feel I should divulge how it works. Plus, no one can stop me now. First, I use a particle accelerator to launch a hydrogen atom towards the main generator. At the center of generator is an ununoctium atom. Two gravity generators, of my own design, are also at the center of the generator. At the point of collision of the two atoms the gravity generators are activated. This causes the small fusion reaction to collapse in on itself. That in turn creates a black hole.

I have reason to believe that black hole generators are going to be used in the construction of my high school's new gymnasium complex. They are used to create a building that is larger on the inside than on the outside. Also, a single door will be constructed that can lead to a multitude of different rooms. Using a combination of time travel and wormholes the doors will exist before the formation of the earth. The rooms are in a rotation based on day and time when they are open. I hope to use my generator to access these rooms without the door. I especially want to see the Light Speed Room, where one is matter and energy at the same time! Baffling.

[edit] Useless Holidays

This is a list of holidays I have found to be useless and have no real significance. They are in no particular order. With a brief description as to why they are useless.

[edit] Random Links

I clicked the random article link a couple times and I found these.

[edit] Notes

  • The section "Black Holes" is entirely fictional.
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