User:KnowledgeLord

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KnowledgeLord is a user of Wikipedia, who has contributed much to the online encyclopedia. Little is known about him. But we know that he likes strawberry ice cream and hates gothic cartoons, like Invader Zim. He is fond of oatmeal raisin cookies. KnowledgeLord is a faithful user of Wikipedia and hopes not to be deleted. KnowledgeLord is a plant-eater and rarely consumes fish.

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[edit] Some Truths

KnowledgeLord also is a strong supporter of IMDb and believes that Screen it!.com is for little fairy boys. Actually, I take that back. Screen it is for the wimpiest little snowflakes ever spawned off the face of the planet. KnowledgeLord also wishes to let others know that he takes very seriously his occupation here at Wikipedia.

[edit] Fear

KnowledgeLord fears greatly the deadly number 7.

[edit] Bit o' Trivia

  • KnowledgeLord is a practising Mormon and a Peruvian. He is long haired and pale, and has a slightly pronounced nose His hair is parted and changes color according to the lighting; if it is sunny, his hair is light brown, if it is dark, his hair is black.
  • KnowledgeLord loves imported chocolate, particularly Peruvian chocolates.
  • Despite common misbelief, KnowledgeLord is actually quite straight. He just happens to speak in a haughty upper-class voice.
  • KnowledgeLord is fond of soy chicken and loves a good soy chicken sandwich.
  • KnowledgeLord is still learning about Wikipedia and its ways, so any mistakes with editing that he may have made are simply the result of being a wee bit new at this sort of thing.
  • KnowledgeLord is of the opinion that film critics are not needed. Here's a quote to show it:

Bystander with whom KnowledgeLord speaks to "But maybe if they just changed the script a little--"

KnowledgeLord- "The script is PERFECT! The critics are fools."

[edit] The real things

All right, I'll skip the part where I talk in the third person and get right down to it. You don't know me. I wish, no offense, to keep it that way for there are a lot of weird folk out there and I haven't the slightest clue as to whether or not any of you may be one of them. But all the things that I said about myself above are true. I'll say this, though. I ask that you guys out there all try to stop and think before you overtly edit stuff that is based on opinion. That having been said, I'm not so bad, I'd say and I suppose that if we don't run into any unpleasantries, I'm okay with adding stuff, so long as it's productive.

[edit] How my anger started

Well, some bloody fool went and changed my page because he or she is an immature little brat, (an idiot, too, I'd wager!) and needed a bit of afternoon fun, with decidedly little else to do on their hands. So I ask any he who stumbles upon this page, kindly do not edit it unless you are an editor and wish to correct the page format.

[edit] My drawings

I've submitted several drawing of prehistoric animals which, in retrospect, I can admit that some were not my best work. And sadly, they cannot be shown here.

[edit] Here are the templates which describe me

Yep, this one's pretty self-explanatory.

respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
This user enjoys reading fiction.
pev This user is a pescetarian.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user eats bagels.
This user is a BoardGameGeek.
ft-lb This user uses American Measurements.
Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
This user lives in or hails from the state of California.
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
Add
This user is addicted to internet communities.
This user eats chocolate.
This user is pretty sure that {{{1}}} is an outlier compared to everybody else.
Fr This user is a fan of Friends.
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
238.584px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size!
This user has a sense of humour and
shows it in his or her userboxes.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
gk This user is a geek.
\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.
This user wishes he or she
were the Avatar.
This user is a Firebender.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
SARC
This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
This user is a Book lover.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
S This user is a Slytherin.
This user enjoys writing.

[edit] Closing comments

And I'd like to say one thing for the records, not once, even for the humor of it, must anyone ever vandalise my page. It's not a good thing to do to someone.

Thanks. If you do happen to see something wrong on the page, let me know and I'd be glad to change it. Otherwise, no, don't touch it.

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