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1 Overview
2 Signature
3 Articles
4 Fun Stuff
5 Liscence
6 My Boxs!

[edit] Overview

Kj the Dj is from somewhere in the US. He likes open source software and is a geek. He is a new user. His goal is to become the most helpful and famous user on Wikipedia.

[edit] Signature

I'm experimenting

KjtheDj what do you want? Contributions

$ KjtheDj $ what do you want? Contributions

[edit] Articles

I have edited these articles:

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[edit] Fun Stuff

Making things easier for musicians! To help you remember the sharps and flats (yes, its all about you here at my page), I made the following mnenomic and posted on the major scale article:

 F       C                  G      D     A     E      B

 Fat     Chickens (chicks)  Gobble Down  At    Every  Buffet

and

 B        E     A        D           G    C    F
 Because  Every Arrogant Duck (dude) Gets Cool Food
 
 They can be put together to form this paragraph:  
 Fat chickens (chicks) gobble down at every buffet because every arrogant duck (dude) gets cool food.

KJ the Dj found this good joke on Wikipedia: the Original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in the Wikipedia:Department of Fun. It is by an unknown user. If you put it on Wikipedia, put your name here:

"How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

          Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

          Open the door, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

There was a party, in which all animals participated save one - which animal was it?

          The giraffe.  It's in the fridge.

As you are going home to let the giraffe out of the fridge, you come to a river in Africa. There is a sign that says, DANGER, ALLIGATORS. There is no boat, and no bridge. How do you get across?

          Just swim across. The alligators are all at the party.

Actually...

This is a quotation from an actual study in communications that was done by some researchers a while ago. The point of the line of questioning was that 5 and 6 year olds could understand questions and retrain conditions and facts better than adults.

Actually Actually... You're all good at the river in Africa, because There Are No Alligators In Africa. Just crocodiles.

Actually Actually Actually... Whoever wrote the sign would have been wrong, sure. That should be some consolation while you're getting eaten by crocodiles.

SOMEONE missed the point. There are no crocodiles either. Every animal (which includes all alligators AND crocodiles) is at the party, save for the giraffe, who is in the fridge." Wikipedia:The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

[edit] Liscence

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