Kindergarteners (South Park)

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*South Park* character
Kindergarteners

Gender:	Various
Hair:	Various
Age:	Around 4 years old
Job:	Students
Religion:	Various
First appearance:	"Trapper Keeper"
Voiced by:	Nico Agnone, Milan Agnone and Zoe Murphy Dion

The Kindergarteners are the youngest children in South Park Elementary. They are fictional characters in the animated series South Park. They are voiced by actual young children.

1 Kindergarteners
2 Teachers
3 Class President Elections
4 The Wacky Molestation Adventure
5 Stanley's Cup

[edit] Kindergarteners

[edit] Filmore Anderson

Filmore Anderson (voiced by Nico Agnone) is probably the most well known kindergartener aside from Ike. He is a rather tough kid who doesn't like people who think they are better in any way. In the episode Trapper Keeper he stood for class president, but in the end failed after he dropped out thinking it wasn't a fun game anymore. Filmore's aunt is Rosie O' Donnell.

Filmore was later seen in Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy along with various kindergarteners. They all made fun of Ike after he had a crush on the new kindergarten teacher; Ms. Stephenson.

[edit] Ike Broflovski

Main article: Ike Broflovski

[edit] Sally Bands

Sally Bands (voiced by Milan Agnone) was the main supporter of Ike's Class President campaign. She wears a pink shirt and has long blonde hair.

[edit] Jenny

Jenny (voiced by Milan Agnone) has a pink shirt and curly black hair. Jenny usually states "I gotta go doodie" and was on Ike's side in the class president election.

[edit] Flora

Flora (voiced by Zoe Murphy Dion) was undecided on who to vote for in the class president election but ultimately chose Ike. Her name is a play on Florida who were undecided in a president election a few days before the episode was shown.

[edit] Carlos/Billy Harris

Carlos (called Billy by Mr. Garrison) Harris is a terminally ill kindergartener. He occasionally coughs up his lung and needs to be hooked up to an IV fluids transmitter.

[edit] Kindergoth

Voiced by Nico Agnone. Is a Kindergoth. He is the youngest of all the goth kids and has short black hair, with a long side-swept fringe. Like the other Kindergarteners he is voiced by a real kindergartener with a garbled voice. He says that most people are "Nazi conformist cheerleaders", and that he is the biggest non-conformist there is. He plays drums in the Goth Kids' band. He does not go to school like the other Goth Kids.

[edit] Teachers

The kindergarten class is taken over in the episode "4th Grade" by Mr. Garrison, who has been demoted from his position as the third grade instructor after confessing that he is homosexual. Angry at his unfair treatment, Mr. Garrison often chooses to vent his frustrations to the kindergarteners, who are too young to understand the reason for his demotion or the inappropriateness of the subjects he discusses in front of them (including such personal matters as his sex life and nervous breakdown). Mr. Garrison also taught the class different sexual positions and how to put a condom on in the episode "Proper Condom Use".

After Mr. Garrison was moved up to the fourth grade instructor position, the school hired a new teacher, Ms. Stephenson, to assume the role of kindergarten teacher ("Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"). Within a few weeks of her arrival, she entered into a sexual relationship with Kyle's younger brother Ike Broflovski, with whom she made plans to elope to Milan. When their plot was foiled by Cartman and the police, Ms. Stephenson and Ike decided to commit suicide by jumping off the roof of a building; Ike, however, changed his mind just as they ran toward the edge of the roof and stopped just a few steps short of the drop, leaving Ms. Stephenson to fall to her death.

[edit] Class President Elections

Mr. Garrison angered at with Rosie O' Donnell

In Trapper Keeper Mr. Garrison held an election for class president. It was between Ike and Filmore. It came to a tie and Flora who had the deciding vote couldn't choose.

The next day she chose Ike but Filmore's side stated there was an absent kid. He later came in from hospital and chose Filmore which made the vote tie yet again.

Filmore then got his aunt Rosie O' Donnell along who Garrison mistook for a monster. She then tried to make the vote clear and eventually more people came along campaigning against different sides. Then both sides got lawyers but in the end, Filmore declined making Ike class president. Later, Rosie is Consumed by the Cartman/Trapper Keeper monster.

[edit] The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Main article: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

When all the kids in town said their parents molestered them the kids took over the town. They believed their provider was a giant John Elway statue. The town split in half which apparently angered the statue and would make sure which ever side that didn't have "the book" would have someone die on that side. The kindergarteners went on the same side as Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski. Their side was "Treasure Cove". The enemy side was run by the mayor Eric Cartman who named his side Smiley Town. A couple who arrived in the old South Park town convinced the kids to have their parents back.

[edit] Stanley's Cup

Main article: Stanley's Cup

Nelson and friend

In the season ten finalé Stan loses his job as a paper boy and had to coach the local pee wee hockey team. One of the kids (Nelson) had cancer and was going to die. Nelson's parents asked Stan to talk to him and tell him he was going to die. Nelson realises and asks Stan one thing: to win the match. The kids then found out the other team hadn't arrived and there was no winners. The Colorado Avalanche tell them that they can go out and play the Detroit Red Wings in the final stanza instead. The kids were battered and the Red Wings demolished them mercilessly. In the hospital Nelson has seen the match on television and whispers, "No hope...no hope" just before his heart stops beating.