User:Keith in the woods
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Keith in the Woods are a melodic death metal/comedy metal band from Derby in Britain.
| Keith in the Woods | |
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| Origin | Derby, England |
| Years active | 2006 - Present |
| Genres | melodic death metal/comedy metal |
| Members | joe dan tom pizzey |
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[edit] History
The idea of the band was formed at Sophie's birthday party in summer 06. Alfie said that the now dead and gone inflammable band should be called keith in the woods. This never happend because ben [who started inflammable] thought "inflammable" was way cooler. However Dan and Joe decided to take this idea further with a new band a couple of months later.
Its been a hard struggle finding band members and a vocalist, bass and keyboardist are still needed. If you live in derby, like melodic death/power/heavy metal, can do screaming vocals/keyboard/bass you probably know someone called vonnie so tell her, she seems to know everyone.
Joe founded Keith in the Woods and he and dan were the first members. Initially he was inspired to play keyboard by "Bed of Razors by Children Of Bodom but then went back to his first dream to play drums. As it stands, joe doesn't actually have access to a drumkit and donations would be appreciated. All he asks for is about £60 for a three piece drumkit with double bass kicks. He would also like more cowbell. Joes decided against playing guitar as he frankly sucks but he does enjoy pissing around with tremelo bars.
Dan joined Keith in the Woods precisly 2.555666 seconds after Joe brough up the subject and he would like to think that he has helped the band get through its problems, such as realising that Jaz will never play bass for us and was just tricking us so that he could boobytrap all our equipment. Dan has been playing guitar for a year and is acceptable; but everyone, apart from Alexi Laiho could improve. He uses an Epiphone les paul custom but is planning to buy a Jackson RX10D. Again, donations are welcome. Dan also enjoys using tremelo bars but believes the sould be used by the person playing guitar, not by Joe grabbing at it when someone else is playing.
Andy joined Keith in the Woods when Joe told him to in late November. Andy can play bass well but just needs a song to learn, so Joe told him to learn "Are You Dead Yet?" by Children Of Bodom. Andy has some quite frankly awesome ideas to put towards the band, such as everyone wearing afros in varing colours and using terrorists in live performances. He uses an Encore bass. However, Andy left the band, for "emo reasons".
The news of koya joining the band is has heightened the bands spirits and lead to "works like a crack whore" to be created. Whereas Koya has only recently taken up guitar, he is progressing well and is much better than joe, who cant play power chords. Koya has the exorcist theme tune and a song with 2 random chords that he doesnt know in his knowledge and is learning "self esteem" by The Offspring. However, Koya then left the band because discovered he likes japapanese pop and not melodic death metal. how these genres are mixed up no one knows but it just happened.
Pizzey is in the band cos goose finally let him. Pizzey started playin guitar because dan made him, he has an epiphone les paul standard thats trans blue. Pizzey is pretty good on guitar and has a line 6 spyder 30 amp.
Toms in on ukulele. Tom started the ukulele inspiration for KitW, it is even said that he invented the ukulele but georges relatives stole his design and only recently, Tom has gotten hold of a uke. Tom is extremely conpetant on uke and is set to be the next Jake Shimabukuro.
[edit] RS Crew
The RS Crew is not really related to Keith in the Woods but 4 of the 5 people in it are [or used to be] in Keith in the Woods. Dan, Joe, Jas, Koya and James make up the RS Crew and they even have an RS van [their schools minibus]. They were created in an RS lesson and Joe is the leader. He summons the RS Crew by using a sport relief keyring that makes a tapping noise.
[edit] Current line-up
Joe "Goose" - drums
Dan "ramP" - lead guitar/ukulele
Tom "Tom" - ukulele
Richard "pizzey" - rhythm guitar
[edit] Former members
Jas "jazzy Fizzle" - bass
Koya "i have no nickname" - rhythm guitar
Andy "emokid" - bass
[edit] Track Listing For "Flying Pig With Green Neon Lights".
This is the track listing for Keith in the Woods soon to be unpopular album "Flying pig with green neon lights".
1: Penarse
2: The Lemon of Doom
3: AAG
4: Hate Hobbit
5: Turban Crew
6: Chesspiece Gangrape
7: Looks like a duck with glasses
8: ʕʊŋṬ ʄḶɑΡ
9: Works like a crack whore
10: Like a lemon, thats right, like a lemon
11: Ben Tenfold
Bonus tracks:
Tihs=elpoep (people=shit by Slipknot backwards)
The Whammy of Destiny
[edit] Trivia
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- Keith in the Woods are influenced by Children Of Bodom, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, Slipknot, Bullet for my Valentine, System of a Down and Tenacious D. They have a track list and 1 song is complete.
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- Song writing is in progress and "ʕʊŋṬ ʄḶɑΡ", "Hate Hobbit" and "The Lemon Of Doom" have full lyrics.
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- Dan and Joe are writing guitar pieces; Dan has taken a more traditional approach, like using some sort of key, Joe has taken a more interesting approach and is writing insane riffs that Dan cant play, just because Joes cant play guitar it doesn't mean he wont write music.
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- Keith in the Woods mascot is a hyper trainee ninja grim reaper called Melvin. The idea of Melvin was invented in a maths lesson when Joe tried to draw a new type of flying v. It sucked so badly that Dan could see a little grim reaper in the making. A few tweeks and Melvin was born.
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- Keith in the Woods hate Green Day, Nirvana (band) and Mcfly
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- Other Albums are in progress such ass "Gwefl" and tracknames are being prepared such as "Blame Canada"
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- dans "jackson appeal" is going well and he has made about £5 in 3 weeks.
[edit] General Information
The following things/people helped start KitW without knowing it:
Stalkers of Keith in the Woods:
- George, when KitW initially started, George forced his way into the band by bringing in various Fenders. However KitW didnt want him because:
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- he likes Nirvana.
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- he likes Greenday.
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- He thinks that grunge uses more distortion than metal.
Wikipedia and their image copywright laws
Wikipedia suck, even though KitW are using it as a promo website we still think wikipedia are shitty skanky dead baby fucking cuntards who should just fuck off with their copywright laws which make no sense and require you to write loads off bollocks about where you got the fucking image from and dont even tell you clearly what to do. They are not dissimilar from microsoft, they may give you technically correct information, but it doesnt actually help you. general attitude towards wiki from most people stated here.
[edit] Quotes
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- dan: "Shit Falls Down!, yeah i nicked that from Children of Bodom"
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- joe: "no i cant take you bag george....pssst dan, RUN!!!"
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- jas: "I am NOT married"
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- tom: "dan you filthy indian"
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- ben "DUH....DEH.DUH.DUURR..." incomprehensible drunk imression of Master Of Puppets which george soooo badly milked at Download
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- Haydn: "dan you're gonna be a pornstar arent you"
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- Weebl" "eurgh dicksprouts!!"
