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[edit] Do you want this man to run your library?

[edit] Testimonials

• "He may say he's all about low late fees, but how do you explain the 5 cents I had to pay on my copy of Catcher in the Rye? It's a 'public' library, and i'm part of the 'public', so that means it's mine! He was lucky I brought it back 10 years after I took it!" - Joe Schmoe, book enthusiast

• "I asked him where I could find a book on ancient footwear, and he used a number in the Dewey Decimal System! If you don't use the Library of Congress, you must be a pinko bastard." -Rhoda Henderson, confused person

• "What? This isn't a cheaper version of the video store!?!?!" -Jim Bob Brown, redneck

• "下手レヱ きりいう 不火持 の 出非璽!" Kanji Morimoto, non-english speaker

• We don't need no steeeeenkin librarian. Heck, once we finish Wikipedia, we won't need a library. In fact, some editors here now act like they already have no use for reference materials. -Speedy (delete) Gonzales

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