User:K3vin
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[edit] Vitals
- My Name: Kevin
- My Favorite outfit: Smarty Pants and a Thinking Cap
- Occupation: I drive a cab part time. This is an occupation I have performed for about a year.
- Health: I am a recovering heart patient. I had a CABG in 2003 and currently have a cybernetic implant in my chest that allows me to perform super human feats, such as pumping blood through my body and preventing arrythmia.
- Crazy: I have a special set of chemical imbalances that give me attention deficit, Obsession/Compulsion and the inability to turn off the History Channel (International).
[edit] Titles
- Emperor XVIII of All Kentucky
- (anti) Duke of Brabant in as much as I am a pretender to that throne. The fact I am not Belgian, Dutch nor Flemish does not faze me. This is a Shirley MacLane sort of thing.
