K-fee

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K-fee is a brand of beverage, sold by K-fee AG, a company based in Berlin, Germany. The beverage is also sold by K-fee US Inc., the company's U.S. branch in Largo, Florida.

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[edit] Varieties

K-fee "turbodrink" is an energy drink, designed by Richard Radtke and Huburtus Sprungala in Germany. It has a variety of flavors; such as:

  • Turbodrink (Original)
  • Turbodrink Choco
  • Vanilla

There is also Turbogum, which contains as much caffeine as half a cup of espresso. This gum is toothfriendly, and comes with a sugar-free formula with xylitol.

In January 2006, K-fee released a new brand of their coffee drink called "K-fee to go Latte macchiato" which comes in a plastic bottle and is available in classic and vanilla blend flavors.

[edit] K-fee Auto

K-fee television advertisements imitate prank flash animations (also known as screamers) intending to scare the viewer. One such TV ad is known as "K-fee Auto".

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. The camera then pans off the tree, but the car is gone. A zombie with a frightening scream then suddenly pops into the scene, scaring the viewer. The commercial fades to black, showing the slogan: "So wach warst du noch nie." (translated "You've never been so awake") and, after a bit, shows the product. In the English version of the ad, the slogan reads "Ever been so wide awake?"

The K-fee website (also in German) presents this and its other similar TV ads.

An alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!" on a black background.

[edit] Latte Macchiato Parodies

In January 2006, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their own prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the frightening image of a zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a man in ordinary clothes, a man in a wolf mask, or a man in a bear mascot costume appearing slowly and saying "boo" or "bwa-ha-ha", followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein" (which translates as "Now with even less caffeine") and an image of a Latte Macchiato bottle.

[edit] Auto

The Auto parody begins the same way as the original, showing a relaxing camera shot of a car driving down a hillside. But when the car goes out of view, instead of the scary zombie image, a man in ordinary clothes slowly comes up smiling and says "Boo" in a gentle voice.

[edit] Beach

This begins as the original, but as the two people are about to kiss, a puppet bear pops up with a giggle.

[edit] Golf

This also uses a different image in the prank flash, as do the others listed above. In this one, a man in a wolf mask is hiding at the bottom of the screen, but the mask ears can be seen. Soon after he pops up with a soft "Bwa ha ha!"

[edit] Free Enterprise Fund Committee Parody

The Free Enterprise Fund Committee have used the idea with a similar, but silly looking character for their own commercial.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The commercial begins with a couple holding hands walking on the beach. They kiss and suddenly, the zombie character pops out with his mouth open, keeping a straight face as a scream is heard. It ends saying "Think that was scary? Liberal Democrats in Congress have plans for $2.4 trillion in higher taxes. Their plans include $2700 a year in higher taxes for married couples. Now that's scary. The Congressional Democrats. Frightfully Liberal."

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