User:Js farrar

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I'll write some prose eventually, but for now, you'll get a good idea of what I am from my userboxes...

James is...

This user lives in England.

This user's time zone is GMT.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

UK	This user uses British English.

en-us-3

This user has an advanced understanding of American English.

en-us-ca-4

Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.

SoE-1

This here fella or lady has a basic understanding of Southern English, meaning they probably know what "y'all" means.

fr-1

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

1337-0

This user has no idea what the hell 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

pig-0

Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandyay Igpay Atinlay (oryay understandsyay ityay ithway onsiderablecay ifficultiesday).

Rot13-0

Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).

ipa-0

This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.

nws-1

This user newspeaks ungoodwise.

BS-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit.

fgn-1

This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

This user is male.

he	This user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

This user is a Virgo.

羊

This user was born in the year of the Sheep.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

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This user does not wish to limit his or her sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.

This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.

This user is not a pet owner.

BSc

This user has a Bachelor of Science degree.

This user studies at the Open University.

e i π

This user is a mathematician.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user enjoys reading magazines.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user uses public transit.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

>56k

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user is crunching numbers using Prime95.

This user is an omnivore.

C₂H₆O-2

This user drinks occasionally.

Coke

This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coca-Cola. Not even close.

~~Pepsi~~

This user drinks water.

This user drinks milk.

This user is a lottery player.

You just lost the Game.

This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)

Cards

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user is addicted to computer and video games.

FM06

This user thinks Football Manager 2006 is the best game ever.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

This user cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders, and a bra!

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

BB	This user watches Big Brother.

This user is a fan of
Captain Scarlet.

1	This user thinks Thunderbirds are GO!

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

RD	This user knows that "they're all dead, Dave".

trek

This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.

Free

This user's TV service provider is Freeview.

DAB

This user has a DAB digital radio.

AL	This user is a Close Personal Friend of "Weird Al" Yankovic

band-3

This user loves the band the Arctic Monkeys.

This user is a bowler.

This user plays 8-ball.

This user supports
the Three Lions:-
ENGLAND

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
This user supports
ENGLAND RUGBY

SCFC

This user frequently travels 200 miles to watch Stockport County.

SF	This user is a San Francisco Giants fan.

SF	This user is a San Francisco 49ers fan.

SJ	This user is a San Jose Sharks fan.

This user is interested in politics.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

This user supports
instant-runoff voting.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

~~they~~

This user considers singular they substandard English usage.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

infin¦itive

This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

by	The passive voice may be used by this user.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less and fewer. So should you.

to / too
/ two

Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

which / that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

their / there / they're

This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word.

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help.

Subj

This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

!?	This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

its/it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ^[sic]

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.