Johnny Ampleseed

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“Johnny Ampleseed”
Yes, Dear episode
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 42
Guest stars Anthony Bain, Michael Bain, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Will Arnett
Written by Alan Kirschenbaum
Directed by Ken Whittingham
Production no. 2AEJ18
Original airdate March 25, 2002
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Johnny Ampleseed is an episode of the American television sitcom Yes, Dear.

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Greg's first girlfriend calls and Greg's invites her over. Kim thinks it is weird. Jimmy & Christine asks to stay. Stacey, Greg's ex-girlfriend, and her husband, Bobby show up and when Greg is introducing Kim he accidentally calls her Stacey. Christine asks Stacey why her and Greg broke up. Stacey says it was because she wanted to marry Bobby. Stacey says she wants to start a family, but Bobby's sperm are slow swimmers. Stacey asks for Greg's sperm so they can do artificial insemination. Greg & Kim are shocked. Bobby says he didn't like the idea at first, but has grown to accept it. Greg says he'll think about it.

Kim is upset that Greg is actually thinking about donating his sperm and not including her in the decision. Jimmy asks Christine if she would care if he was asked to donate. Christine says he could do what he wanted. In the kitchen, Kim asks Christine why she would let Jimmy do that. Christine says she just told him what he wanted to hear and that no one would ever asks for Jimmy's sperm. Christine tells Kim that Greg would never go through with it. Later that night Kim tells Greg that whatever decision he makes she will support it.

Greg breaks the news to Stacey & Bobby the next morning. They turn around and asks Jimmy instead. Greg asks how they could want Jimmy. Greg tries to talk Jimmy out of it, but Jimmy says he will donate. Greg then changes his mind and says he'll do it after all. Stacey & Bobby says they will have to think about which one to choose. Kim & Christine both tell their husbands that they are not doing it. Greg and Jimmy start pointing out each others flaws. Jimmy makes fun of Greg for using Rogaine, and being allergic to everything possible. Greg calls Jimmy a bad, fat, lazy slob. Christine opens to patio door so Stacey & Bobby, who are outside can hear. They come in and say they are going with the catalog instead because Greg & Jimmy have too many problems. Greg & Jimmy apologize to each other. Jimmy says all this talk makes him in the mood to make babies. Christine hands him a paper cup and tells him to have fun.

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