User:Joe Whiteley
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Joe Whiteley is what is known as a legend. He is known all over the world for his brain, skills, and all round brilliantness. He is also famous for eating a bowl of broken glass every morning for breakfast. The young lad, who is only 14 already has 350,000 people attending his Fan Club everyday. He lives in the Antartic with a group of Yeti's. His Yeti name is "JosiayeratiWhiteleyasifo". His acting talents have gained him 4 Oscars and 2 Bafta's. His death metal band, the Hellfire Bandits, has sold billions of records worldwide. People who are lucky enough to see him regard him as the funniest man in the world.
He is also known for making continuous love to a cow for a record 41 hours, and he looked good doing it. Joe says the rumours that the cow was dead are, "a load of bull."
Joe cannot play World of Warcraft as well as some other people that he knows.
He Wishes to reveal also that, "Bryan Poff has way to much time on his hands.".
Joe is not good at following directions.(even when the directions are crystal clear)