User:JAKAZiD

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Contents 1 Info 1.1 Profile 1.2 Biography 1.3 Space mission 2 5 shocking truths 3 Wiki-related 3.1 Wiki friends 3.2 Articles I have significantly contributed to 4 Shadowman's house 4.1 JAKAZiD said 5 I don't know about you... 6 External links

[edit] Info

[edit] Profile

Name: Josh McInnes
Date of Birth: 7th May 1988
Nationality: White/British
Hometown: Portsmouth (currently in Southampton) (UK)
Education: 9 GCSEs, Music Technology, English Language and Computing A levels
Occupation: Student

This article documents a person who is currently in space. Information may change rapidly as the mission progresses.

This article documents a person who is currently looking at pornography and/or hammers. Information may change rapidly as the bizarre sexual adventure progresses.

[edit] Biography

I am a music-obsessed student studying BA Digital Music at Southampton Solent University, Southampton (UK).

Besides music, my other interests are playing various weird Japanese video games, as well as multiplayer Notepad.

I am a Wikipedian predominantly interested in contributing to electronic music (and more specifically dance music)-related articles, though there has been many a time when deletionists have annoyed me by declaring the things I write about aren't notable. What is notable, I ask? Don't most people come to Wikipedia searching for information?

I also contribute to Discogs.

[edit] Space mission

I was on the Moon between 22nd and 23rd October 2006. It was interesting, there was Bungle.[1]

[edit] 5 shocking truths

• The plural of bread is breads.
• The longest word in the English language which has no repeated letters is uncopyrightable.
• Sometimes the Internet can really fuck up
• I met him.
• PACMAN FEILDZZ

[edit] Wiki-related

[edit] Wiki friends

• User:Mystcb
• User:PkerUNO
• User:ShadowmanX

[edit] Articles I have significantly contributed to

• Dancing Stage EuroMIX (music video game) - practically a complete rewrite, the article contained a number of overseen inaccuracies both in the game's songlist and the description of gameplay beforehand
• MasterWax (Japanese happy hardcore label) - wrote the article from scratch but it got deleted for some reason, probably WP:MUSIC rubbish
• Maximum Impact (UK hardcore label) - one of my favourite hardcore labels, I started this article from scratch
• Me & My (Danish eurodance Girl group) - virtually a complete rewrite as well as adding some images (which got removed due to copyright issues)

[edit] Shadowman's house

This area is reserved for User:ShadowmanX to vandalize as he sees fit: Bwabwabwabababwabwaababwabwabababawbabawabwabwababa!

[edit] JAKAZiD said

JAKAZiD is known for his controversy he once said famously "GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND DO MY FUCKING IRONING!" ^[1] He has also said in the past:

• I don't like Women
• People should be ground up and put in Coffee
• If I had power I would wear high heels every day of the week!
• Where are my Children?
• Sabrina! Don't just stare at it, Eat it.
• BAEUAGHEABGUAEWBEAUGBUAGHUAEWBGUEBA!
• I'm going to shit in your shoes and eat your nostrils.

[edit] I don't know about you...

...but I think big fonts are funny.

[edit] External links

• DDRUK - There are currently 150070 members on this forum as I write this. I was the 31st member to join. Sad isn't it! The interests page is worth a read though.
• LiveJournal - I blog a bit here, feel free to have a look if you like, but my life isn't particularly interesting!
• MySpace - This is a profile which is used to 1) promote my music, and 2) send discuss current affairs with fellow humanitarians.