User:JackLumber

The song a sings...
The murmur of a at eventide...

This is just ridiculous. This user doesn't like spring.
Spring can really hang him up the most.

...and April is the cruelest month.

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This user has over 2 000 edits on the English Wikipedia.

This user is a teacher.

This user is a linguist.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

US	This user uses American English.

UK	This user uses British English.

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This here user has an intermediate understanding of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and sometimes even "ain't".

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This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.

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This user is a professional guitarist.

This user is a professional pianist.

This user enjoys Country Music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

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This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user is a birder.

This user is a railfan.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

This user enjoys backpacking.

This user is a Naturalist.

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This user is made out of Carbon.

This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…